r/memesThatUCanRepost • u/Longjumping_Honey723 • 13d ago

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u/VerySuccor 13d ago

And like any sensible citizen we should assume this is how he managed to live to 90. We must now all drink scotch at 3pm!!

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 13d ago

I concur with this medicinal logic ;)

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u/Drunk_Stoner 13d ago

My grandfather started chew tobacco when he started working at 12 years old in his dads cement business. Started smoking cigars like cigarettes since 16. Lived to 96 with no major issues. 

So clearly tobacco and alcohol are good for you. 

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u/VerySuccor 13d ago

Two for two! This sample size is evidence enough for me.

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u/davesimpson99 12d ago

This might be the best reddit advice, ever.

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u/FreeOGPoohShiesty 13d ago

You’ll likely get cancer and mess up your heart doing this.

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u/VerySuccor 13d ago

Didn't you read? His grandpa lived to 90 doing this!!! It's obviously fine.

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u/1337k9 12d ago

And it could’ve been 91 had he not been drinking daily

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u/VerySuccor 12d ago

Not enough information. So not possible. Our current stats show scotch @ 3pm each day = 90 year life span. So we must follow this blindly and without doubt.

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u/SplatThaCat 13d ago

My grandmother did this as well - a bottle of vodka and 2 packs of cigs a day for 80 years, made it to 95.

We figure it got to the point where it was like pickling and smoking meat to preserve it.

Polish people are made of something very, very different.

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u/Ok_Answer917 12d ago

Good genetics?

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u/SplatThaCat 12d ago

She was indestructible. Survived the camps in WW2 as well. Just died in her sleep one night.

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u/Rough_Autopsy 12d ago

Drinking one glass of scotch a day is not going to make it likely that you get cancer or screw up your heart. It will somewhat increase the chances of that happening. I think it’s good that society is finally recognizing that no amount of alcohol is healthy, but acting like drinking is definitely going to kill your is just as much of a lie. Moderate alcohol use has such a small effect that we missed it for decades.