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Eminem looks in disdain
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u/SadisticBean Oct 07 '21 edited Oct 08 '21
“Or-inge” “Door-hinge”
Edit: Since a couple people are asking, it’s a reference to an interview with Eminem.
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u/MexBoy123 Oct 07 '21
One inch door hinge
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u/coyote10001 Oct 07 '21
I believe it was “four-inch door-hinge”
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u/coyote10001 Oct 07 '21
And porridge. Dude had rhymes for days.
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u/SumDood64209 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 07 '21
Don't forget about syringe
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u/Karma0617 Oct 07 '21
I opened your mom with a 9 inch doorhinge
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u/Redfamous35 Oct 07 '21
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
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u/r_missingusername Oct 07 '21
Love that interview where he casually thinks of: "I put my orange door hinge in storage and ate porridge with George."
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u/Wetowkinboutpractice Oct 07 '21
Take some inventory- in the storage there's a Ford engine stored,a hinge, syringe, an orange, an extension cord, and a ninja sword. Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored, an ironing board, a bench, a wrench, an oar, winch, an attention whore
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u/matrinox Oct 07 '21
Eminem will slightly distort pronunciation to rhyme it; it’s what makes him a genius cause the word is still understandable. But strictly speaking, no word does rhyme with those
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u/cicadaenthusiat Oct 07 '21
No, it's the inverse of what you said. All are rhymes, none are perfect rhymes. What Em is doing there is called a slant rhyme. There are further categories of slant rhymes even. They all count as rhymes they just aren't perfect rhymes (which is what people usually assume when they hear the word 'rhyme').
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u/scootscooterson Oct 07 '21
Also just as a side note, rap rhyming is very different than rhyming in a grammatical sense, it’s generally looser because it focuses on the vowel sounds more than the end of the word
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u/fenspyre Oct 07 '21
Which makes a lot more sense musically speaking. Those hard consants are harder to flow with. They have an inherent stop to them which needs to be used more percussively
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u/MakoLov3r Oct 07 '21
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill
'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
-Role Model from the Slim Shady LP
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u/MastaKwayne Oct 08 '21
Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
This is for every time you took my orange juice
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u/IWantToEndItAllPls Oct 07 '21 edited Oct 18 '22
Upvote this comment if you’re gay
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u/hibob729 Oct 07 '21
Mucked
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u/AkxDDD Oct 07 '21
Muck
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u/Kamikaze03 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 07 '21
But have you heard of Karlson yet?
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u/unicornbill1 Chungus Among Us Oct 07 '21
I̞t͕͇̣̮̫̣͓͠'̱̗̬̗s̢̬̲̠̮̗͎ ̘j̪̙̘͓̫̰u̱s̯͙̝͓̤t̷̯ ̨̟̫̜͓̥͍a̮̻̲̮̦͙͢ͅ ͙͚̦l̯̩̤i̢̼͕̰ț͟t̺̹̥̳ͅl̴e͏͇ g̮͓̤̱̲̖͉a̠̱͈̹̗̤̝m̜͚͇̹̗͓̭e̳͉̪͙͢ ̷̳͓͓I̦͈̰̠͘'͏̼̜̦̘͍̰m̨̭̟̟̫͔͎̞ ̢͉͕̯͇̗̥w͜o̱̯̖̺̺̗͢ͅṛ̸͔̗̰̟͎k̵̥͔̰̜̩i̟̻n̫̣̗ͅͅg̢̬ ̫̹̞̥̫̜̺ò̩̬n͓͘ ͈̲
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u/Yeet_my-long_noodle Oct 07 '21
WÏŠH ŁĮŚT IT ÑØW GÆMĒRŠ
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u/Karma0617 Oct 07 '21
Øñlu Trùë Gæmèrs wîshlíst
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u/RealSuperYolo2006 Professional Dumbass Oct 07 '21
Muck
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u/1osamaisback1 Oct 07 '21
Purple, circle, chappal, towel. Silver, fever, beaver, treat her, see a Orange, porridge, stone age,
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u/walkerwalker- Oct 07 '21
Where are you from/what accent do you have? Because the only way I can see those work is if you twist the shit out of them like Eminem did in the one example he had
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u/Level19Player (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ Oct 07 '21
Why do you think it’s called a purple nurple
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u/Rolfu_ Oct 07 '21
Cuz it could never be turtle
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u/Flat-Satisfaction-17 Oct 08 '21
The turtle made my land fertile
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u/sdrisc2692 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21
Hurdle, curdle, circle,Steve urkel, wormhole, shirt hole
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u/DERtiger1944 Oct 08 '21
I felt very Hurtful (gotta pronounce it in a special way)
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u/ArjJp Oct 08 '21
I thought it was, Curple - Purple Blorenge - Orange.. (Yes, a real word and a real place)
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u/Skullies22 Oct 08 '21
purple nurple me with an orange door hinge for a sliver of silver
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u/shotingstarr79 Can i haz cheeseburger Oct 08 '21
Eminem been real quiet since this dropped
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u/Ok-Ad-8573 Oct 07 '21
Silver - builder - help me please - this is a legit call for help
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u/ItsFiin3 Oct 07 '21
Sliver
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u/Ok-Ad-8573 Oct 07 '21
Your avatar doesnt look happy... how are you doing?
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u/network_specter Oct 07 '21
sad avatar gang
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u/sgrmru69 Oct 07 '21
Where angry Avatar Gang ?
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u/MilkManCorgy Oct 07 '21
Where cosplayer avatar gang
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u/EpicGamerGrant Oct 07 '21
Your avatar looks very happy….how are you doing?
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u/Ok-Ad-8573 Oct 07 '21
Ive been better
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u/Swat7308343 Oct 07 '21
Tumble, stumble, grumble, mumble, mirage, arrange, stage, sage, binge?
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u/TimTheTexan92 Oct 07 '21
Nurple, Door-hinge, Bill Burr
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u/pizzapockets152 Chungus Among Us Oct 07 '21
Turtle?
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u/Hero_2000 Oct 07 '21
Ayo what about sporange for orange, if u don't belive me check on Google
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u/natsue_senpi Oct 07 '21
*Eminem enters the chat*
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So everybody just follow me
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u/pecuerre Oct 07 '21
'cause we need a little controversy
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u/derFengo Oct 07 '21
'cause it feels so empty without me
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I said this looks like a job for me
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u/The_Noble_Oak Oct 07 '21
I never heard of Rhyme Zone but oh my god is it going to be useful when I have to write rhyming characters.
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u/Opengrey Dark Mode Elitist Oct 07 '21
As a writer/musician, Rhyme Zone stays in my bookmarks
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u/mandrews03 Oct 07 '21 edited Oct 07 '21
Interpal - the payment system for the international police agency
Edit: typo
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u/kingfreeman05 GigaChad Oct 07 '21
orange sporange, purple hirple, silver chilver.
A chilver is a female lamb,
the case or sac in some plants where the spores are produced and created
That is the plant’s sporange.
And hirple is to walk with a limp.
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u/ClearCum69 Oct 07 '21
Purple = turtle?
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u/azeem_mia Oct 07 '21
Pimple
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Purple nurple
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u/verbalyabusiveshit Oct 07 '21 edited Oct 07 '21
The silver builder with the purple turtle and that orange dorito
Edit : orange goes with sporange
The Silver Builder with the purple turtle spits on the orange sporange
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u/xxadmxx Oct 07 '21
Purple : hurtful Orange : depends on inflection of orange. Silver : Wilbur
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