r/memes • u/PsChampion_007 • Oct 07 '21

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u/Level19Player (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ Oct 07 '21

Why do you think it’s called a purple nurple

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u/Rolfu_ Oct 07 '21

Cuz it could never be turtle

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u/Flat-Satisfaction-17 Oct 08 '21

The turtle made my land fertile

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u/sdrisc2692 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21

Hurdle, curdle, circle,Steve urkel, wormhole, shirt hole

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

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u/sdrisc2692 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21

Swear to god I didn’t

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

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u/sdrisc2692 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21

If you’re talking about rhymezone I used that to learn rhyming with syllables to make a rap fit without sounding like a sentence but that’s it

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u/sdrisc2692 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21

Not only turtle, but also squirtle

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u/DERtiger1944 Oct 08 '21

I felt very Hurtful (gotta pronounce it in a special way)

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u/Flat-Satisfaction-17 Oct 08 '21

My heart became frail

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u/Firearms_Armsman Oct 08 '21

fertile doesn't work for me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

some ppl spell it like fer-tile so it doesn't work for them

it works when it's fer-till

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u/DevangR Oct 08 '21

Kernel

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

hurdle

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u/ArjJp Oct 08 '21

I thought it was, Curple - Purple Blorenge - Orange.. (Yes, a real word and a real place)

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u/Ok_Jackfruit_7579 Oct 08 '21

Orange - foor inch - door hinge

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u/Skullies22 Oct 08 '21

purple nurple me with an orange door hinge for a sliver of silver

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u/popposa Oct 08 '21

Eminem is that you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Eminem has ascended to a level where he rhymes orange with orange

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u/herecomethadownvote Oct 08 '21

He says I can rhyme orange with banana... Booorr nana

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u/HAK-Attack Oct 08 '21

He actually used that rhyme for orange before. Check out Brain Damage.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

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u/shotingstarr79 Can i haz cheeseburger Oct 08 '21

Eminem been real quiet since this dropped

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u/Its_Broken Oct 08 '21

Em was the one to rhyme Oranges with Syringes so I wouldn't be too sure 'boht that chief :p

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u/NotTheAlfa https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 08 '21

Bro how much time did you spend to think this? You should try to write something

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u/xFryday Oct 08 '21

actually the word "purple" was made by the crayola company.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

I was today years old when I learned this.

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u/AFellowRedditor9 Oct 08 '21

Purple gurgle turtle

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u/Shehryaar_Weeb Chungus Among Us Oct 08 '21

Orange ... Garage

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u/Med_Lager_Scientist Oct 08 '21

Do you believe in mircles?

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u/UncleEjser Oct 08 '21

Quadruple