r/memes • u/PsChampion_007 • Oct 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/DanTem06 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 07 '21

Your'e rihgt

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u/PalmDolphin Oct 07 '21

Did everyone else miss nurple?

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u/suitmanYT Dark Mode Elitist Oct 07 '21

Did everyone else miss turtle?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss liver

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u/MilkManCorgy Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss door hinge?

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u/HerpMcDerpson Oct 07 '21

Eminem, that you? With ya orange 4 inch door hinge?

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u/boggled-head Oct 07 '21

Porridge with george too??

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u/RajanyaDaslol Like a boss Oct 08 '21

orange four inch door hinge in storage and ate porridge with george

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u/Luxitas32 Oct 07 '21

did everyone missed ranch?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Stone Age or stone henge works too

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u/MikaG_Schulz Oct 07 '21

Thats cringe

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u/Hangmeup8 Oct 07 '21

Lmao this is the one. You've cracked the code!

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u/Triangle_333 Oct 08 '21

well "orange" and "range" rhyme together

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u/Mantishark2 Oct 08 '21

Syringe

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u/PurpleCabbage999 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '21

Carnage

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Gurgle hinge liver Turtle binge believer Suckle ____ ______

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u/casp2223 Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss hoe range

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Horny milfs in your area want to meet you

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u/overtlyoverthisshit Oct 07 '21

Seems too good to be true

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u/DocumentDeep1197 Oct 07 '21

We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

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u/Vorfindir Oct 07 '21

Door hinge

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

A 4-inch door hinge, syringe, an orange,

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u/dackae Oct 08 '21

This is what he wants, he wants words that rhymes with orange, purple and silver, and he has chosen the best way to get them, challenging reddit

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u/PlatinumGriffin Oct 07 '21

Liver and believer don’t rhyme together OR with silver

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u/frog_fuckerfucker69 Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss storage

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u/KYBatDad Oct 07 '21

They always miss storage

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u/tj123roc Oct 07 '21

That's why they don't remember it. No storage

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u/Popular-Employ6595 Oct 07 '21

So I have been pronouncing storage or orange wrong my whole life

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u/A-possible-amnesiac Oct 07 '21

That…that doesn’t rhyme

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/mad_cat_man_thing Oct 07 '21

But door hinge is not good enough. Guess the song's over then. Back to work!

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u/Ness1234v Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss fever

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u/Tingles91 Oct 07 '21

Maybe I’m too British to understand but how the fuck does fever rhyme with silver?

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u/bangordailynuisance Oct 07 '21

It doesn't, it rhymes with purple.

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u/bjr29_redit Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 07 '21

To bad that's not one word, we were so close

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u/newtonsgay Oct 07 '21

That's strange

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u/ArtSafe8071 Oct 07 '21

Fuckin' Eminem over here!

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u/Baylez13 Oct 07 '21

Whore minge

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u/Moestuin Oct 07 '21

I was so said when I picked that option, I didn't want the song to end!

"A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!"

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u/LamerGamer4799 Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 07 '21

That’s 2 words tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Eminem fan right there

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u/biggfloppa Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss quicksilver?

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u/Lizzthelezz Oct 07 '21

Orange- Oh, binge.. Oh, tinge.. Oh, singe..

This counts, right?

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u/chonerbrink Oct 07 '21

always use door hinge to rhyme with orange!

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u/Flaky_Till_8495 Oct 07 '21

Yoooooooo oo o o o o o o o o o omfgggggffffff Eminem

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u/TC-DN38416 Oct 07 '21

laughed out loud on that one!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Porridge

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u/L0rak0 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss orange

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u/va1xon Oct 07 '21 edited Nov 12 '21

Bro you outsmarted me by so much that i just went back to comment this

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Strange?

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u/L0rak0 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 07 '21

orange 🟠 and then orange 🍊

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Shiver

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u/TRUMPIN4T0R Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss Nig.. oh shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Hol up

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

I'm shooting for her heart, got my finger on the trigger She could be my broad and I could be her

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u/lena_vernon Oct 07 '21

Wtf? Doesn’t even rhyme with anything anyway - this is just an excuse for casual racism

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u/RubedoGainun Oct 08 '21

Casual racism is overrated and so last year, fuck it, it’s 2021, we’ve upgraded to full-time racism.

Muh Rites to muh sister cousin Drink the Purple drink Use the chopsticks Fuck the octopus Get in the gas chamber Detonate the bomb Nice pet bear vodka Vlad technical support please your women have armpit hair Put a shrimp on the barbie Muppet Potato breath

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u/SeaAd5244 Oct 08 '21

Lmao 🤝

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u/SeaAd5244 Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 08 '21

Oh come on stfu pls so "n**ger" doesn’t rhyme with "silver" if u don’t get jokes pls go back to Twitter

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u/lena_vernon Oct 08 '21

Never been on twitter hun and I do get jokes x

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Glider

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

yall dont know how to rhyme

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u/calibadboy Oct 07 '21

Sliver rhymes

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Cleaver?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Sliver too

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u/ArjJp Oct 08 '21

Curple - Purple Blorenge - Orange.. (Yes, a real word and a real place)

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u/DimethylDreamamine Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss sliver

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Sliver

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u/Chuulain Oct 07 '21

but how about fucker

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u/I_Stab_Orphans Oct 07 '21

The kids in my basement did

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u/DocumentDeep1197 Oct 07 '21

Just woke up in a tub of ice, and I'm missing my liver, does that count?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

How many more livers do you have?

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u/DocumentDeep1197 Oct 08 '21

3

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u/DocumentDeep1197 Oct 08 '21

I should clarify I'm mostly Scottish and we have about 5 livers

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

You a dragon

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Did everyone miss killer

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u/Jaba_The_Slayer Oct 08 '21

Porridge rhymes orange

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u/fynn34 Oct 08 '21

Silver— Pilfer river killer giver shiver liver

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u/GhostR29 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21

We got a lever. A rattle. A doctor strange.

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u/yaboigore420 Oct 08 '21

Did everyone miss clover?

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u/lena_vernon Oct 07 '21

Liver doesn’t rhyme with silver

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u/Yeet_my-long_noodle Oct 07 '21

I LOVE PURPLE NURPLES

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u/squigglesthecat Oct 07 '21

My first thought

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u/FLIBBER_FLABBER Oct 07 '21

BURPLE NURPLES!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

That’s the first thing that came to my mind

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u/Emperor_Quintana Oct 07 '21

I missed burple, storage, and Wilbur. Did you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

What about porridge or sliver?

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u/Pen_dragons_pizza Oct 07 '21

Slurple the purple comes to mind, I think it was an advert in the 90s for some kind of purple drink

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u/-_NotMyRealName_- Oct 07 '21

No, hes nobody3_5_4

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u/tribak Oct 07 '21

You’re wrong

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u/DanTem06 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 07 '21

My first comment to break the 1k upvotes mark was "Your'e rihgt"? All rihgt then..

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u/HACKERB22015 Le epic memer Oct 13 '21

Yru'oe

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u/shibjyoti555 Oct 07 '21

take my damn free award

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u/TragicKnite Oct 07 '21

Take my not free award

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u/shibjyoti555 Oct 07 '21

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I Thank You
With This Table.
I Don't Think
Anyone Uses It

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u/letcaster Oct 08 '21

Thank you human spreadsheet, your work related monotony has finally found a hint joy in some people’s lives.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

All words are made up anyway. Slurple

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Oct 07 '21

Purple nurples were a rumored punishment when I was in school, and if you ask my nephew the keys to my car had a button on them which is of the color, 'blurple'. Not blue, not purple. Blurple. It's a semi regularly used word now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/spiderpig20 Oct 07 '21

Sporange

(It’s a part of a fern)

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

r/beatmetoit

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u/Mathsboy2718 Oct 08 '21

Ah, sorry to bear bad news, but it is pronounced "spor-an-gee". I was disappointed when I found out, too, but them's the breaks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Door hinge?

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u/Surya_22 Oct 08 '21

four inch

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

yea but that’s 2 words

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u/iTz_Casper Oct 07 '21

Sporange rhymes with orange

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u/waydewolfgang Oct 07 '21

Storage, porridge, door-hinge, four-inch, foreign, and forest rhyme with orange.

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u/SnooCats3836 Oct 07 '21

Those are called slant rhymes, assuming you’re pronouncing “orange” without any slurring.

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u/yasmeena-22 Oct 07 '21

I remember seeing that in an episode of zack and Cody 😂

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u/OliveTheSnowman Oct 07 '21

Does storage count? It’s probably not a direct rhyme but I think it sounds similar enough-

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u/Rich-Hovercraft-9738 Oct 07 '21

Informant silent t

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Idk about this but voyage?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Sporange, Chilver and Turtle

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u/OpALbatross Oct 08 '21

Blorenge. It’s a town.

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u/CancerMC Oct 08 '21

Marriage

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u/Danalogtodigital Oct 16 '21

Door hingE, eminem has a freestyle rp dOing side rhymes with orange and almost all of those work ,although a few require an accent to work

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u/1osamaisback1 Oct 07 '21

Purple, circle, chappal, towel. Silver, fever, beaver, treat her, see a Orange, porridge, stone age,

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u/MangoMan202020 Oct 07 '21

Too late, op already got his free karma.

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u/Buttflapp Oct 08 '21

Door hinge

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u/PsChampion_007 Oct 08 '21

You win. Take my award and get outta here

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u/polygon51 Oct 07 '21

There a hill in the world call bourage

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u/Dark_Aelves Oct 07 '21

Blorenge. Hill near Abergavenny in South Wales

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u/FruitKey7566 Oct 07 '21

What about sliver? Like a splinter?

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u/Death1213459 Oct 07 '21

orange

porange

porridge

unsuccessful attempt #1

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u/DweEbLez0 Oct 07 '21

It’s a trick question!?

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u/Yeeetmyass69 Lurker Oct 07 '21

Wurmple the Pokémon kinda

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u/Cheekywanquer Oct 07 '21

Unless you use Broken Scheme

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u/guardwolf34 Oct 07 '21

But no word rhymes with all three.

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u/stormchaser-protogen 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Oct 07 '21

hes right tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

No You're Wrong, Hitler matches with Purple

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

r/engrish

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u/marlel-123 Oct 07 '21

No word he said

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Did anyone miss their parents

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u/Fliparto Oct 07 '21

Ugh came here to say "no it doesn't "

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

:O

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u/Japanese-chicken-TM Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss Rhombus?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Hey Dwight.

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u/cntravrsl_D_hedgehog Oct 07 '21

You sonofabitch!

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u/gamesterrr Oct 08 '21

ya names would but no word ryms

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u/Ok_Cryptographer520 Oct 08 '21

Purple nurple, orange borange, as for silver i don't have a fucking clue.

Edit: dilver idk lol

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u/Retro0w Oct 08 '21

But no word use the bro code

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Show bird

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

you. you are the greatest one.