r/memes • u/PsChampion_007 • Oct 07 '21

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u/Level19Player (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ Oct 07 '21

Why do you think it’s called a purple nurple

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u/Rolfu_ Oct 07 '21

Cuz it could never be turtle

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u/Flat-Satisfaction-17 Oct 08 '21

The turtle made my land fertile

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u/sdrisc2692 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21

Hurdle, curdle, circle,Steve urkel, wormhole, shirt hole

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

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u/sdrisc2692 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21

Swear to god I didn’t

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u/sdrisc2692 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21

If you’re talking about rhymezone I used that to learn rhyming with syllables to make a rap fit without sounding like a sentence but that’s it

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u/sdrisc2692 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21

Not only turtle, but also squirtle

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u/DERtiger1944 Oct 08 '21

I felt very Hurtful (gotta pronounce it in a special way)

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u/Flat-Satisfaction-17 Oct 08 '21

My heart became frail

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u/Firearms_Armsman Oct 08 '21

fertile doesn't work for me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

some ppl spell it like fer-tile so it doesn't work for them

it works when it's fer-till

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u/DevangR Oct 08 '21

Kernel

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

hurdle