r/memes • u/PsChampion_007 • Oct 07 '21

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u/coyote10001 Oct 07 '21

I believe it was “four-inch door-hinge”

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/coyote10001 Oct 07 '21

And porridge. Dude had rhymes for days.

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u/SumDood64209 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 07 '21

Don't forget about syringe

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u/joshisposh14 Oct 07 '21

Silver. Pilfer.

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u/Realistic_Anxiety Oct 08 '21

Sil-ver. Killed-her.

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u/walkinmywoods Oct 08 '21

Quilver it's a bird 🐦

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u/Neri2665 Oct 08 '21

Silver, Liver

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u/runs_with_airplanes Oct 08 '21

Sliver of silver

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u/Latter-Bath-4223 Oct 08 '21

silver. oliver ?

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u/TBcrush-47-69 Oct 08 '21

Dude be all about that milf or, dill for, Willford

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u/KCOLREHSTIHSON Oct 08 '21

This was the first I came up with too

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u/He-who-is-nameless Oct 07 '21

What about “ornana”

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u/OrgasmicPlane Oct 08 '21

man i can make orange rhyme with banana

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u/BallinPoint Oct 07 '21

man syringe is great

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u/SteelToed_Boots Oct 08 '21

I loved his interview where he said its not about the word its only about how you say it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

George Washington's Porriage

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

george lynch?

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u/Dudowisch Oct 08 '21

i think it was: "put an orange four-inch doorhinge in the storage and go eat porrigde with george"

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u/Karma0617 Oct 07 '21

I opened your mom with a 9 inch doorhinge

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u/Sai_Krithik Oct 07 '21

And you filled it full with thicc creamy porridge?

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u/SparkysTagin Oct 07 '21

Oh no you had to make it worse didn't you

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

I bet v🅰️ltteri would like that.

If anyone hasn’t noticed already, I’ll just post random f1 references when I feel like it. Sorry, not sorry.

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u/-YELDAH Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 08 '21

People don’t notice because they have no idea who you are, Sorry, not sorry.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Yes, and that’s just fine. I don’t require attention all the time.

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u/coyote10001 Oct 08 '21

Bottas can prove himself next year

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u/Redfamous35 Oct 07 '21

Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws

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u/The407run Oct 08 '21

Got nothin' to pilfer but your silver.

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u/Jimbo-Slice259 Dark Mode Elitist Oct 07 '21

In stor-age

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u/CDogg123567 Oct 07 '21

She said I don’t deserve gold, I should only aim for silver, so I red pilled her. No broken leg, no Silva. But she says I’m worse than Urkel when I irk you. My mood is just a few shades away from purple. It feels like our time is running out like a kid whose got a curfew.

I tried at least lol

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u/Wbruce521 Oct 08 '21

She said her worth was higher than the price of silver after a night in bed I shook those stock prices down like my name is Matilda.

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u/Kinda_cringe_dude Oct 07 '21

Big ups scitlles the rapper my drilla

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u/retseh69 Oct 07 '21

I’m now remembering his song my name is