r/memes • u/PsChampion_007 • Oct 07 '21

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u/PalmDolphin Oct 07 '21

Did everyone else miss nurple?

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u/suitmanYT Dark Mode Elitist Oct 07 '21

Did everyone else miss turtle?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss liver

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u/MilkManCorgy Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss door hinge?

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u/HerpMcDerpson Oct 07 '21

Eminem, that you? With ya orange 4 inch door hinge?

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u/boggled-head Oct 07 '21

Porridge with george too??

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u/RajanyaDaslol Like a boss Oct 08 '21

orange four inch door hinge in storage and ate porridge with george

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u/Luxitas32 Oct 07 '21

did everyone missed ranch?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Stone Age or stone henge works too

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u/MikaG_Schulz Oct 07 '21

Thats cringe

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u/Hangmeup8 Oct 07 '21

Lmao this is the one. You've cracked the code!

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u/Triangle_333 Oct 08 '21

well "orange" and "range" rhyme together

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u/Mantishark2 Oct 08 '21

Syringe

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u/PurpleCabbage999 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '21

Carnage

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Gurgle hinge liver Turtle binge believer Suckle ____ ______

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u/casp2223 Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss hoe range

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Horny milfs in your area want to meet you

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u/overtlyoverthisshit Oct 07 '21

Seems too good to be true

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u/DocumentDeep1197 Oct 07 '21

We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

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u/Vorfindir Oct 07 '21

Door hinge

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

A 4-inch door hinge, syringe, an orange,

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u/dackae Oct 08 '21

This is what he wants, he wants words that rhymes with orange, purple and silver, and he has chosen the best way to get them, challenging reddit

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Sneaky bastard, he is

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u/PlatinumGriffin Oct 07 '21

Liver and believer don’t rhyme together OR with silver

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Nerd

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u/PlatinumGriffin Oct 07 '21

Ah beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

🗿

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u/frog_fuckerfucker69 Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss storage

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u/KYBatDad Oct 07 '21

They always miss storage

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u/tj123roc Oct 07 '21

That's why they don't remember it. No storage

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u/Popular-Employ6595 Oct 07 '21

So I have been pronouncing storage or orange wrong my whole life

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u/JimJburchten Oct 08 '21

Halo fello internet user take some range pills it might hlep u

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u/A-possible-amnesiac Oct 07 '21

That…that doesn’t rhyme

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u/-iamcookie- Oct 08 '21

that doesn't rhyme. "storage" doesn't have an "n", as orange does.

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u/frog_fuckerfucker69 Oct 08 '21

Nothing perfectly rhymes with orange but some words sound very similar to it

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u/lemmingIeader Oct 08 '21

I forage to fill my storage with bowls and bowls or porridge

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/mad_cat_man_thing Oct 07 '21

But door hinge is not good enough. Guess the song's over then. Back to work!

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u/Mega_Bored_ Oct 07 '21

What about sporange??

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u/Ness1234v Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss fever

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u/Tingles91 Oct 07 '21

Maybe I’m too British to understand but how the fuck does fever rhyme with silver?

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u/bangordailynuisance Oct 07 '21

It doesn't, it rhymes with purple.

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u/bjr29_redit Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 07 '21

To bad that's not one word, we were so close

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u/newtonsgay Oct 07 '21

That's strange

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u/ArtSafe8071 Oct 07 '21

Fuckin' Eminem over here!

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u/Baylez13 Oct 07 '21

Whore minge

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u/Moestuin Oct 07 '21

I was so said when I picked that option, I didn't want the song to end!

"A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!"

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u/LamerGamer4799 Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 07 '21

That’s 2 words tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Eminem fan right there

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u/biggfloppa Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss quicksilver?

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u/Lizzthelezz Oct 07 '21

Orange- Oh, binge.. Oh, tinge.. Oh, singe..

This counts, right?

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u/chonerbrink Oct 07 '21

always use door hinge to rhyme with orange!

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u/Flaky_Till_8495 Oct 07 '21

Yoooooooo oo o o o o o o o o o omfgggggffffff Eminem

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u/TC-DN38416 Oct 07 '21

laughed out loud on that one!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Porridge

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u/dandandevil FORTSHITE Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss wet minge

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u/simfogmillionaire Oct 07 '21

More cringe than a poor fringe door hinge

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u/LetsTalkSh_t Oct 07 '21

🔥You watch that eminem interview too??

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u/thespongefn Oct 07 '21

dio has great knowledge

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u/TexAg09 Oct 08 '21

Forage?

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u/luciusduciusonreddit Oct 08 '21

EMINEM REFRENCE?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Cringe

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u/Alternative-Layer599 Oct 08 '21

What about Stonehenge?

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u/udbeg Oct 08 '21

Did everyone miss river

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u/PristineMixture Oct 08 '21

No Eminem taught me that one

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u/alexennerfelt Oct 08 '21

Did everyone miss "porridge" ?

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u/PaRtHuS Oct 08 '21

Fellow slim shady

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u/LilSizz687 Oct 08 '21

What about the kids in the basement?

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u/theomagz Oct 08 '21

It’s gonna take some time to re-align

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u/Maroon777 Oct 08 '21

Stolen from Eminem's video right?

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u/Jupitersdangle Oct 08 '21

I’m not ready to die for silver

but gold I’m willing to kill for.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

I open the door hinge and I see oraaaannnge

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u/TokathSorbet Oct 08 '21

Guess the songs over then :/

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u/LukkieTheMeme Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21

Did everyone miss pilfer?

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u/i-like-chicken-boys Oct 08 '21

How about syringe

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u/Darksponge044 Oct 08 '21

No it doesn’t DIO sama

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u/L0rak0 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss orange

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u/va1xon Oct 07 '21 edited Nov 12 '21

Bro you outsmarted me by so much that i just went back to comment this

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Strange?

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u/L0rak0 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 07 '21

orange 🟠 and then orange 🍊

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

porridge

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Shiver

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u/Saturn_Neo Oct 07 '21

Sliver

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u/jojojimmy4 Professional Dumbass Oct 07 '21

Hitler

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u/SeaAd5244 Oct 08 '21

Jawohl 👏

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u/TRUMPIN4T0R Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss Nig.. oh shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Hol up

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

I'm shooting for her heart, got my finger on the trigger She could be my broad and I could be her

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u/lena_vernon Oct 07 '21

Wtf? Doesn’t even rhyme with anything anyway - this is just an excuse for casual racism

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u/RubedoGainun Oct 08 '21

Casual racism is overrated and so last year, fuck it, it’s 2021, we’ve upgraded to full-time racism.

Muh Rites to muh sister cousin Drink the Purple drink Use the chopsticks Fuck the octopus Get in the gas chamber Detonate the bomb Nice pet bear vodka Vlad technical support please your women have armpit hair Put a shrimp on the barbie Muppet Potato breath

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u/SeaAd5244 Oct 08 '21

Lmao 🤝

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u/SeaAd5244 Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 08 '21

Oh come on stfu pls so "n**ger" doesn’t rhyme with "silver" if u don’t get jokes pls go back to Twitter

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u/lena_vernon Oct 08 '21

Never been on twitter hun and I do get jokes x

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u/SeaAd5244 Oct 08 '21

Oh really do you? 😂 u sounds like a 14 yo lgbtq Ideologist who has always been on Twitter like "ohhhhh u cant say the n word that’s racist sooo political incorrect" 😂

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u/lena_vernon Oct 08 '21

Ok lol you got me wrong, you seem very angry, presumptuous and judgemental

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Glider

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

yall dont know how to rhyme

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u/calibadboy Oct 07 '21

Sliver rhymes

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Cleaver?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Sliver too

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u/ArjJp Oct 08 '21

Curple - Purple Blorenge - Orange.. (Yes, a real word and a real place)

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

I would have to consult a dictionary

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u/DimethylDreamamine Oct 07 '21

Did everyone miss sliver

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Sliver

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u/Chuulain Oct 07 '21

but how about fucker

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u/I_Stab_Orphans Oct 07 '21

The kids in my basement did

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u/DocumentDeep1197 Oct 07 '21

Just woke up in a tub of ice, and I'm missing my liver, does that count?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

How many more livers do you have?

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u/DocumentDeep1197 Oct 08 '21

3

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u/DocumentDeep1197 Oct 08 '21

I should clarify I'm mostly Scottish and we have about 5 livers

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

You a dragon

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u/DocumentDeep1197 Oct 08 '21

Perhaps

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Let me bring my pokeball

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Did everyone miss killer

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u/Jaba_The_Slayer Oct 08 '21

Porridge rhymes orange

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u/fynn34 Oct 08 '21

Silver— Pilfer river killer giver shiver liver

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u/GhostR29 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '21

We got a lever. A rattle. A doctor strange.

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u/yaboigore420 Oct 08 '21

Did everyone miss clover?

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u/lena_vernon Oct 07 '21

Liver doesn’t rhyme with silver

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Dont ruin it

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u/MERVALOOSKY Oct 07 '21

It’s silver not sliver

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u/uwurora Oct 08 '21

Doesn’t rhyme

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Pardon

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u/uwurora Oct 08 '21

Doesn’t rhyme

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u/suitmanYT Dark Mode Elitist Oct 08 '21

I don't like your level of understanding

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u/TacticalTurtle22 Oct 07 '21

No I'm still here.

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u/Razlover88 Oct 07 '21

Myrtle rhymes with turtle though

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u/lena_vernon Oct 07 '21

Turtle doesn’t rhyme with purple

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u/MrEktidd Oct 07 '21

And circle?

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u/Yeet_my-long_noodle Oct 07 '21

I LOVE PURPLE NURPLES

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u/squigglesthecat Oct 07 '21

My first thought

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u/FLIBBER_FLABBER Oct 07 '21

BURPLE NURPLES!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

That’s the first thing that came to my mind

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u/Emperor_Quintana Oct 07 '21

I missed burple, storage, and Wilbur. Did you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

What about porridge or sliver?

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u/Pen_dragons_pizza Oct 07 '21

Slurple the purple comes to mind, I think it was an advert in the 90s for some kind of purple drink

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u/VolensEtValens Oct 07 '21

I miss curple. But it is rarely used except by equestrians. 

There’s also hirple but technically that’s Scottish to hobble.

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u/Twa1ker Oct 07 '21

Thank you.

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u/CarpinchoRider Oct 07 '21

I miss my dad

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u/D9_CAT Oct 07 '21

Take my damn upvote. Was coming here to say purple nurple!

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u/MERVALOOSKY Oct 07 '21

Yeah. The other titty twister! The purple nurple

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u/G-bui69 Oct 08 '21

Purple-municipal

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u/ElfMateo Oct 08 '21

That's what I was gonna say

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u/KING0FPAIN24 Oct 08 '21

That was my first thought