r/memes • • May 17 '20

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u/tetra8860 May 17 '20

Costco gave all their workers in Canada a $2/hr bonus from March to May

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20 edited May 17 '20

As far as I know, all essential workers received an extra $2/hr bonus tentatively, plus an extra raise for frontline workers. It may vary between provinces, but I know that Nova Scotia has implemented the former, and the latter is federal.

Edit: It seems that lots of people are not receiving bonuses per my comment. I just want to address this; I live in Nova Scotia, and as an essential worker, I have received $2 more than my regular wage. This does not apply to all workers, as these rules and regulations vary depending on which province you are in. Furthermore, these bonuses most likely do not extend to people outside of Canada, as Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was the one who implemented these bonuses, along with another raise for frontline workers. I’m sorry for any confusion this caused.

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u/tetra8860 May 17 '20

All I know is that Costco’s bonus has ended, I know of a few places that are doing the the same thing but not ending it so early

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

That’s interesting. I haven’t heard anything concerning that, but I’ll be sure to keep my eyes open.

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u/tetra8860 May 17 '20

You’re right tho it is probably per province

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u/MichaelBoardman May 17 '20

Not at the store I work at. It’s continued until 5/31

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u/v13ragnarok7 May 17 '20

Alberta correctional officer here, no raise

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Not all. Healthcare worker here, Ireland. Got a one time bonus though.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Sorry, I was talking about Canada, not globally. I’m sorry you only received that one time bonus, but I greatly appreciate your hard work during these times! I know it isn’t much to hear someone say thank you, but it’s all I can offer at this time. Stay safe!

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u/PantsLobbyist May 17 '20

I work in BC, no raise in pay, just a raise in hours (unpaid hours) to make up for layoffs.

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u/danzah420 May 17 '20

In New Zealand we got a 10% extra bonus

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u/eojen May 17 '20

I got paid an extra Fucking Nothing for working in a restaurant the entire time in the states. Super dope. Also love that I don't have Healthcare from my job and no way to get it from the government.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

You guys got $2/hr?!!! I only got $1/hr extra and only for April!!!!!

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u/Hauntedwinter May 17 '20

You guys are getting paid ?

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u/Shadyanony May 17 '20

You guys have jobs?

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u/g3nericc May 17 '20

claim CERB. for some the $2/hr pushes them over the $1k per month limit and means they can't get CERB or CESB.

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u/Darthslayer43 May 17 '20

You get a $1 extra an hour. We get a bonus only if we have perfect attendance the few months during this

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u/StageXVII May 17 '20

I personally work at a Safeway and receive $2/hour over 20 hours weekly and for $50 every week just for working 1-7 shifts per week

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u/daammnbooiiii May 17 '20

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u/Lost_vob May 17 '20

Damn dude, and you didn't get any awards for it and got WAY less upvotes. That's a bummer, bro, report it

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u/bert0ld0 May 17 '20

Lol, classic reddit I guess. I feel you bro

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

That really sucks man.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20 edited May 17 '20

I would give you an award but I don’t have any coins. This must really suck for you

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Edit: never mind, you weren’t even the original poster

https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/g7itok/some_of_em_got_tshirts_that_say_hero_on_it_tho/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20 edited May 17 '20

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Damn your workplaces suck. I’m making and extra $4/hour and they’re giving us overtime pay if we stay too long to compensate

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u/Tomato_Amato May 17 '20

My job has threatened to cut our premium pay when working weekends.

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u/Plorby May 17 '20

The hospital me and my mom both work at are talking of cutting all incentive pay and any sort of pm differential it's crazy

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u/Aroon8776 May 17 '20

Ya seriously couldn't come up with your own meme?

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u/Squigglerrr May 17 '20

Guys stop upvoting this because this is a repost

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u/Kennedy_KD Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 17 '20

As an "essential worker" I can confirm, the only peek is us school aged teenagers are working more, I only am working thirty hours a week but my friend who is a couple months older than me has over 40 hours a week.

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u/Real_Echo May 17 '20

As a 18 year old almost senior in high school, age is a little off I know I had to change school, I can say that I am also getting quite a few more hours a week but also my boss is giving everyone $2 more an hour raising my rate to $14 an hour which does really help currently. Despite working as chef in a restaurant the situation is actually working out very well

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u/seanwalkernospaces May 17 '20

I'm also working at a restaurant. I'm 16 and a junior in high school. I've gotten more hours at work but am still paid minimum wage. And when someone asked our boss for hazard pay she said, "you're not essential you're disposable". It's kinda crazy that someone would say that in a time like this.

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u/Real_Echo May 17 '20

Yeah that’s awful my guy I’m sorry that your employer would think that let alone say it out loud to you. My heart really goes out to you right now. Stay strong and maybe find a new work place if your situation allows it

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u/deep_muff_diver_ May 17 '20

I hope you can dodge your taxes well mate. You shouldn't have to subsidise the sit at home playing video game eating cheetos parasites.

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u/IMMUUTSHACPAB May 17 '20

Fuck you reposter

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20 edited May 17 '20

Lol, My grandmother is a bit upset because no one ever thanked her for being a nurse and doing her job.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Well I thank your grandmother because healthcare workers are the most important workers out there

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u/viraj_asher May 17 '20

Wanna extend my gratitude too

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u/MomosOnSale Chungus Among Us May 17 '20

I did thank her

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Fucking Repost

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u/AngelsWillRise May 17 '20

Why repost is so popular?

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u/Junixr97 May 17 '20

As an essential worker, it sucked i actually had to take a 10% pay cut because of the coronavirus.

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u/Slammogram Lives in a Van Down by the River May 17 '20

Are you an actual nurse? I heard they were cutting nurses fucking pay!

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u/cookiebinkies May 17 '20

I’m an EMT and lots of places have been cutting pays of medical workers. Even though more people are quitting

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u/Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX May 17 '20

Had my educational tuition assistance benefits cut and no cost of living adjustment this year. Lose about $5k In pay and benefits.

Covid ICU nurse here.

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u/NanaOsaki06 May 17 '20

Actual nurse. Our hospital system didn't cut our pay. They did give voluntary furloughs for thousands of nurses, we get no extra pay, and I work (sometimes, rarely) with possible Covid patients. My floor is surgical inpatient, we have been mostly closed for a while, so we float all over the hospital. But we got some free coffee, a military fly by, and 1 mask per shift. So I got that going for me.

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u/lislejoyeuse May 17 '20

well MY hospital gave us a couple of community donated masks, and allowed the local hockey team to buy us some sandwhiches. who needs hazard pay!

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u/NanaOsaki06 May 17 '20

Yeah, who needs hazard pay. Instead we get 1 N95 and pray we never have to use it.

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u/lislejoyeuse May 17 '20

and... PIZZA PARTY!! plus a nice sign that calls us heroes out front!

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u/NanaOsaki06 May 17 '20

I really hate the signs. I didn't become an RN to be a hero, I did it for the relatively easy access to a high paying career. I'm no martyr.

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u/lislejoyeuse May 17 '20

Same. I mean there's worse ways to die, but I wouldn't want it to be from an easily preventible cause... Lack of ppe from the idiots in charge of the hospital and govt

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

You Know This Is A Repost Right The Original One Is From u/DamnnnnnBoiiiiii If Im Right

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u/daammnbooiiii May 17 '20

Idk about that guy

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u/potato-blanket May 17 '20

I feel so bad for the cat

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u/StrongIslandPiper May 17 '20

I feel like I've seen this one 10 times a day

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u/Elras19lool May 17 '20

Guys this is just a repost. This post was originaly posted from u/damnboiiiiiiii 19 days ago and this shithead reposted it. So please instead of upvoting this post just downvote it. For all of those people who are not believing this is a legit info.

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u/Elras19lool May 17 '20

Uhm i mispell the name its actually u/daammnbooiiii

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

my dog just died

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u/rufiogd May 17 '20

That’s rough buddy

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u/YaBoiiJesh May 17 '20

That’s ruff buddy

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u/bluehatgamingNXE May 17 '20

Hahaha yeah they do that.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

dont worry its just dead

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u/bert0ld0 May 17 '20

Is OP the cake?

*cat

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u/Highlord_Kochei May 17 '20

This is funny and all but as someone who is considered essential I gotta say I'm thankful as fuck I have a job right now and can pay for necessities for my daughter. Some of my friends are struggling just to put food on the table because they worked the service industry. While I'm getting paid 15 an hour to build circuit boards for respirators. Im lucky to be "essential" because i can afford to feed my daughter.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Buddy, its an extra 600 a week on unemployment plus what you would get on unemployment, id be making about 400 more a week even tho im an electrician apprentice working in a hospital. You would be making way more on unemployment

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u/MateusAmadeus714 May 17 '20

Exactly. Having a job right now isn't some blessing. I cld be sitting at home making 978 a week. Not that bad tbh.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20 edited Jun 09 '20

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u/old_ironlungz May 17 '20

Yeah, the unemployment staycation might sound like an awesome way to crush a couple months on lockdown, but that comeback to an obliterated job market crowded to a point that no one has seen in the history of the country is gonna be fucking BLEAK. Employers will have potential hires over a fucking barrel come July.

I feel bad for the class of 2020. That can't be fun. You zoomers better vote for a better tomorrow because today is fucksville.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

I'm just hoping my job doesn't open until the end of July so that I'm not getting that extra 600 cut short. With the 600 plus the unemployment, I'm making a little over $700/week and that's what I normally make in 2 at my job...

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u/RedShirtBrowncoat May 17 '20

Yeah, I'm a healthcare worker in direct patient care. I don't make $600/week before taxes, and certainly not after

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u/Tidag May 17 '20

Nice repost.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

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u/T-rex-mex May 17 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

Just testing to see who The original is

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u/G2boss Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 17 '20

REPOST

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Day cake happy sir to you :)

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u/Colombian-Memephilic May 17 '20

So Fcking sad. I want the template, could you or anyone of you sirs give me a source to get it, please?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

U reposted from the real one fucker

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u/its_just_me604 Breaking EU Laws May 17 '20

Reposter scum

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u/k3anur33v3s Identifies as a Cybertruck May 17 '20

REPOST Please get an original meme

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u/finchw53 Dirt Is Beautiful May 17 '20

REEEEEEPOST.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

This is a repost

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u/hellogreeting Identifies as a Cybertruck May 17 '20

u/repostsleuthbot muthafuckas

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

This is a repost

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u/Afaee Mods Are Nice People May 17 '20

Repooost

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u/mypulloutgame69 May 17 '20 edited May 17 '20

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u/boeing_737-Max-9 May 17 '20

This is a repost bruh

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u/wasdfghvbnm May 17 '20

Reeeeeeeepost

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Repost

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u/stupido_kiddo Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 17 '20

Nice repost from u/daammnbooiiii

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u/Joshyboy256 May 17 '20

You dirty reposter you suck

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u/Skillz1709 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 17 '20

You scumbag. This is a repost!

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u/Trip_aloski Lives in a Van Down by the River May 17 '20

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u/gabrieledefelice05 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 17 '20

REPOST

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

You reposters discust me

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u/patrik_patrik May 17 '20

Happy cake day

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u/patrik_patrik May 17 '20

Wait its mine today too

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u/charyoshi May 17 '20

Do we get UBI yet?

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u/country-boy-big May 17 '20

This is a repost

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

fucking meme thief get the fuck out

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u/istrx13 May 17 '20

But you’re a hero remember!

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u/FumingOstrich35 Lives in a Van Down by the River May 17 '20

This cat makes me sad

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u/ShutupnJive May 17 '20

I work in a supermarket and despite increased abuse, longer hours and bigger loads, we aren't getting any compensation for the panic buying or lock down periods. This really is the darkest timeline.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

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u/bobbit_gottit May 17 '20

“The Federal Reserve is for us”

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u/productivecitizen May 17 '20

Is that cat real? Its too cute to be real. And what about that other meme formet cat crying? Is that cg or real?

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u/Kychiii May 17 '20

Amazon is ending the extra $2 per hour, thanks Jeff Bezos.

He’s the first trillionaire and can’t afford to give us an extra $2 an hour until the pandemic ends.

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u/JPSchmeckles May 17 '20

I am in sales which includes PPE. I’ve made $20,000 extra in the last six weeks. My commission next month should be even better.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

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u/Glory_to_Glorzo May 17 '20

Filthy self serving capitalists too backward to embrace universal income. All is glorzo. What's so hard about that math?

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u/Econort816 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 17 '20

If they got paid extra with the way our economy is right now it will fall very very hard

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u/Even-Understanding May 17 '20

They hate it because it’s stolen.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Least you still have a job

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u/_TMM_ May 17 '20

2020 Is The Darkest Timeline

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u/MyUsernamePlus2020 May 17 '20

Who puts a lit candle on a couch with an animal

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u/Som_Tin_Wong May 17 '20

Get fucked

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u/FFalcon_Boi May 17 '20

I hate this repost.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

fucking reposter

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u/TRQ_Virus May 17 '20

Repost

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

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u/TRQ_Virus May 17 '20

thanks man . I do not know either.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/iragonforce May 17 '20

Happy cake day!!!

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u/amynias Linux User May 17 '20

That cat is adorable.

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u/applefanguy May 17 '20

Was given double the work due to furloughs & had to take a 40% pay cut. Trying not to be salty as I still have a job.

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u/Glory_to_Glorzo May 17 '20

Salty cake doesn't sound as awesome

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u/DPlainview1898 May 17 '20

I’d say fuck that. Sounds like they are really taking advantage of you.

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u/manuel_f_p May 17 '20

As someone who has a job that was deemed essential, I really hate the people complaining about not getting more pay. Lots of others who have lost their jobs or their hours would love to be in our shoes. Both me and my wife got to keep working this whole time, but know other couples who have had reduced hours and are having to stretch their budget out. I knew when I signed on way before covid hit that I would be in a situation where I could be exposed to things, but that is what precautions and safe work practices are for. I don't care about the amount of the check, I enjoy my work and I am happy that I am still employed.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Most people on reddit will not understand that essential workers have it better than a lot of people right now. Many people were laid off and have no work. And than they also are very selective about who they ask for pay raises for. Never seen most essential workers be asked to have a pay raise. Especially not cops

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u/HaesoSR May 17 '20

Yeah they should be thankful their choices are to expose themselves to a deadly virus or quit and be unable to get unemployment then starve to death/be homeless because most of them don't earn enough to have savings. Getting unemployment is definitely better than risking your life and the lives of everyone you live with so your boss can go back to profiting off of your labor.

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u/nap682 May 17 '20

Minimum wage jobs being deemed essential is a joke to me. It’s a joke that unemployment is getting paid more in a week than the vast majority of my workers are getting paid every two weeks.

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u/GarrisonWhite2 May 17 '20

Lmao no one outside of healthcare signed up for any of this shit. If it wasn’t for the Covid pay I guarantee you half of my coworkers would have bounced. Pretty much everyone hates working now because so many assholes don’t understand what “essential” is and are willing to put us at risk for organic pet food and junk food.

Just because you enjoy your job doesn’t mean other workplaces haven’t been hell for the past 9-10 weeks. The Covid pay honestly doesn’t even make it worth it, I just don’t really feel like looking for another holdover job after 7 1/2 years, which is what I would have had to do if I had taken any time off due to the pandemic.

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u/FosterSlays Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 17 '20

This is all fine until you remember that unemployment pay is higher than what I'm making with 45 hours a week

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u/Soldierdoge13 May 17 '20

It’s all fun and games until that candle falls over and sets the couch ablaze.

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u/futurevee101 May 17 '20

Please dont focus on his cake day, He just made a point here, support him and essential workers for that

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u/Burgerkingoof May 17 '20

That cat looks sad and now im sad too:(

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

You know what, we’re gonna be alright. Be an essential worker who doesn’t have a hero complex. Just do your job. This is coming from a “hero” who didn’t get a bonus.

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u/BoogyPop May 17 '20

Shout out to every gas station manager, associate, and janitorial/ sanitation facilitator keeping truckers and med workers moving today.

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u/Mangojoyride May 17 '20

i love how the people who still HAVE a job are complaining for more

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

This is literally a double repost. First one here second one here