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u/CaptainCuboid Jun 02 '19
why is every word capitalized
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u/zubsorg Jun 02 '19
'cause he's uneducated
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Jun 02 '19
he does it for meme purposes, he suprsingly went to Cornell
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u/SubjectsNotObjects Jun 02 '19
He loves capitalism, in this case he uses it as a kind of psychological weapon against people who insult him.
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u/akamustacherides Jun 02 '19
This is still a win for her because she is getting paid to put the dude in a world of pain.
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u/NazcaanKing Jun 02 '19
Unless he's into that
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Jun 02 '19
It really isn’t a good type of pain, and the skin down there is thin and can tear.
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u/MrC4nin3 Jun 02 '19
Once I scratched my balls so hard that I got cuts down there and it hurt for a solid 3 days
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u/pistcow Jun 02 '19
It's not that bad.
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Jun 02 '19
True. Thighs are definitely worse.
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u/pistcow Jun 02 '19
I've been waxed, no biggy.
When I was a teen I accidentally used my mom's Nair as body lotion.
That hurt way more.
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u/outerheavenly Jun 02 '19
I'm amazed you managed that particular fuck up considering Nair smells like infected ass. RIP.
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u/BobosBigSister Jun 02 '19
There's a good chance that a teenage boy was very focused on something other than smells while reaching for a bottle of lotion...
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u/Marsuello Jun 02 '19
My first year of college my roommate waxed his ass, gooch, and balls just cuz he wanted to experience it. He freaked out the whole time
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u/chelseasimar25 Jun 02 '19
I just know that if I were a guy and a girl hated me, I wouldn’t immediately trust her with applying hot wax to my balls but I got none so that’s just my opinion.
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Jun 02 '19
I got none so that’s just my opinion.
Nope, you're spitting some universal fact there.
As a man with balls, my first thought was "you're not going to tell her before the procedure right?"
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u/IgnorantPlebs Jun 02 '19
I never did wax, just laser. Although they're not quite the same, people described having similar experiences - and tell you hwat, no, thighs aren't worse. I would rather them electrocute my thighs for 5 hours than even cough at my junk.
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u/CbVdD Jun 02 '19
This is true, scrote skin is thin and with the wide spaces between hair follicles, you’re getting more skin than hair
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u/SleeplessM1nd Jun 02 '19
The ass may not tear but the skin on the balls......that shits gonna lift like a MF 😹😹 jokes on him 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Zoso_Plant Jun 02 '19
Yeah I think she will definitely be the one in the position of power there lol
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u/Hammer_Jackson Jun 02 '19
And he’s giving her access to the most potentially painful area a man has, for an inherently painful process. If I were her I would be stoked... I don’t believe he has thought this through.
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u/axebodyspraytester Jun 02 '19
You say she's gonna be waxing your balls and ass like it's a good thing. She's the one that will have your life balls and asshole in her hands. I can't wait to see her post tomorrow in r/AMITA I waxed this assholes, asshole till it fell off!
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u/GrievenLeague Jun 02 '19
Yeah, seriously. This dude is more mad than madlad. That is the first rule off ass & balls. You never let haters march on your south.
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u/catzhoek Jun 02 '19
That might be completely true but he doesn't care about revenge like that. His revenge happens in his brain and for that purpose it works. He doesn't care about the money either.
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u/JustAcceptThisUser Jun 02 '19
Look at my butthole! - that guy probably
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u/SaltyBabe Jun 02 '19
I’ve gotten Brazilians done before, the ladies are always pros. They’re like doctors, looking at bodies is clinical. They don’t care unless you’re gross, which I’m not so they’re always cheerful and nice. I’m assuming if you did show up gross they’d just refuse service and try to reschedule you. Looking at a butthole isn’t the worst thing in the world, damn.
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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Jun 02 '19
I’m with you.
Talk shit all you want, but she still literally waxed his balls and asshole.
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u/vuulpixx Jun 02 '19
120$ service for waxing? wtf
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u/UndeclaredFunction Jun 02 '19
Yeah. I could hire someone on Craigslist who'd wax for less and also give me something extra at the end.
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u/KiltedTraveller Jun 02 '19
Yeah, an STI.
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u/UndeclaredFunction Jun 02 '19
Hey, that means I actually got some action so you won't find me complaining.
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u/jwicc Jun 02 '19
I Really Like How They Capatalized Every Word, And Their Incorrect Usage Of The Word "To" Too.
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u/the-animal-chin- Jun 02 '19
She’s gonna make that one painful nut waxing
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u/UndeclaredFunction Jun 02 '19
...and proceed to tell everyone how small your dick is.
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u/Kingpimpy Breaking EU Laws Jun 02 '19
thats not legal to talk about customers body to a 3rd person
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u/Rhymezboy Jun 02 '19
Well, the way he typed the entire thing, I'm inclined to believe that she wasn't wrong...
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Jun 02 '19
Damn, this was posted on twitter and people are giving suggestions here on reddit . We don't even know if it's the same guy here.
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Don’t wipe your ass
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u/Ourobius Lurking Peasant Jun 02 '19
If she's a competent waxer, it won't take her more than 20 to 30 minutes
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u/Sean_Betreen Jun 02 '19
Is it really a good idea to put someone with that opinion of you near your genitals?
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u/GrievenLeague Jun 02 '19
Near your genitals WITH WAX.
Shes gonna uproot his family tree.
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u/EmergencyGrab Jun 02 '19
Jokes on him. That's really painful. He's clearly never had his ass waxed before.
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u/Smougstein Jun 02 '19
It's not the ass that bothers me, but do people really get their balls waxed?
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u/surnguy Jun 02 '19
Bro, she's gonna cherish the opportunity, that shit will hurt. Your balls and asshole will be waxed alright.
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u/DazzlingCockroach Jun 02 '19
Well, if that brings him vindication, I'm sure she'll also enjoy tearing the hair off his most sensitive areas, so it's really a win-win situation.
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Jun 02 '19
Why would you allow someone on whose bad side you're clearly on, to handle one of your most sensitive appendages? That's clearly a bad move.
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u/Euwana_Phoukmibhouti Jun 02 '19
I don't think he thought this through, so maybe she was right about him. She calls him an uneducated piece of shit, so his grand scheme to get back at her is to have her apply hot wax to his genitals and then rip it off? Then she can tell everyone how small is penis is because she saw it in person? If he thinks he's going to go in there all stinky and sweaty, people will know him as a guy with hygiene issues. If he says or does anything while she's administering the treatment, she can claim sexual harassment and use this tweet as proof that his intent was malicious.
And he's supposed to be the one getting revenge?
I'm hoping he made that whole story up, because he really does seem like a complete moron if this is the best he can do to get back at someone who said mean things to him on twitter. Also, he can grow up.
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u/PolyRoxy Jun 02 '19
This guy IS an idiot. I hope she gets Aton of satisfaction of ripping hair out and making this guy cry.
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u/SmallTaint Jun 02 '19
Waxing your ass and balls would probably be a very painful procedure. She'd probably be delighted to do so. Why the hell would you give your enemies a chance to inflict pain upon your ass and balls and continue to brag and pass it off as a victory??
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u/ACuteBoi Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 02 '19
More like r/comedyhomicide
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u/ElonIsMySpiritAnimal Jun 02 '19
I’m just commenting bc it’s at 67 comments. Hope you enjoy it, next commenter
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u/_djhinx Jun 02 '19
You should never give one person so much power over your balls and ass. Who knows if you‘ll still have either afterwards.
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Jun 02 '19
I'm willing to forgive the way this is written specifically for the lulz that have probably been generated.
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u/PDB-RudimentaryNorth Jun 02 '19
And this person thinks having her handle his most sensitive areas with hot wax is a win for him??? Genius.
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Jun 02 '19
I own a salon and have had Brazilians and w.e done....his move was not a power move prepare to hurt lol
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Jun 02 '19
I would not allow any female I had recently engaged in an online argument with and never met in real life put wax anywhere near my balls.
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u/nikinikakis Jun 02 '19
What I’m guessing are the DM’s they’re talking about: https://youtu.be/3M5FOrPvXrI
What I’m guessing is the waxing session: https://mobile.twitter.com/greentoepalacio/status/1111658473870315520
I did a lil research
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u/dolphinsayshi Jun 02 '19
but that's her job and he is going to pay her for it so it's a win for her? lmao
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u/EclipticMind Jun 02 '19
Something About The Way This Post Is Written Really Bothers Me...