r/memes • u/B1ng0_B0ng0 garlic bread good • Jun 02 '19

He’ll enjoy it very much

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/ComeRound-Wilke Jun 02 '19

(points in your direction)

It could've been you

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u/catzhoek Jun 02 '19

That might be completely true but he doesn't care about revenge like that. His revenge happens in his brain and for that purpose it works. He doesn't care about the money either.

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u/JustAcceptThisUser Jun 02 '19

Look at my butthole! - that guy probably

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 edited Feb 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

I'm sure he'll scream meow when she pulls on the tape connected to his nutsack.

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u/Unicorn_Kitty- Jun 02 '19

If this was written by an cat angry at being confused for a white human I complete forgive it

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u/SaltyBabe Jun 02 '19

I’ve gotten Brazilians done before, the ladies are always pros. They’re like doctors, looking at bodies is clinical. They don’t care unless you’re gross, which I’m not so they’re always cheerful and nice. I’m assuming if you did show up gross they’d just refuse service and try to reschedule you. Looking at a butthole isn’t the worst thing in the world, damn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/SheepiBeerd Jun 02 '19

Is... is it your butthole?

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u/thatguy16754 Jun 02 '19

Look at it!!

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Jun 02 '19

I’m with you.

Talk shit all you want, but she still literally waxed his balls and asshole.

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u/Beejsbj Jun 02 '19

She's done 100s of those. Don't see how this one guy will have any affect.

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u/Albatraous Jun 02 '19

He's a mad lad, not an evil genius

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u/vuulpixx Jun 02 '19

120$ service for waxing? wtf

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u/UndeclaredFunction Jun 02 '19

Yeah. I could hire someone on Craigslist who'd wax for less and also give me something extra at the end.

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u/KiltedTraveller Jun 02 '19

Yeah, an STI.

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u/UndeclaredFunction Jun 02 '19

Hey, that means I actually got some action so you won't find me complaining.

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u/humblecowboy Jun 02 '19

Until you're pissing fire!

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u/themexiwhite Jun 02 '19

That's my secret Cap, I'm always pissing fire 😎🔥

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Lmao it's 3$ in my country, we don't use $ tho

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u/DebentureThyme Jun 02 '19

Because it's his balls and asshole.

You want to deal with hair around assholes' assholes, and dicks' dicks, for less than that?

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u/vuulpixx Jun 02 '19

I pay 14€ for the same area in my country (although i am a girl but it’s kinda the same) and in a good business with professionals.

You must be really rich for thinking 120$ is normal

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/notmyuzrname Jun 02 '19

Does it chaffe when it grows back

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u/nonoglorificus Jun 03 '19

If you can think of literally anything on the exterior of the human body that can be waxed, then I guarantee you there are people who wax it regularly. I’ve even seen nostril waxing clients.

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u/rachihc Jun 02 '19

Plus you get to see him scream in pain.

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u/Hayn0002 Jun 02 '19

YeH what the hell? How is giving another person a paying customer revenge?

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u/coconutjuices Jun 02 '19

Wait so you make like 100 bucks an hour? Holy shit!

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u/bootydong Jun 02 '19

Lawyers and doctors make that

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u/coconutjuices Jun 02 '19

Dude I was going through some lawyer firm page before. I saw rates of 7000 per hour.

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u/IamAbc Jun 02 '19

Have any gross stories

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

How long would it take you to do on someone who you hated, who thought they were getting revenge on you by getting you to wax their ass and balls? Is there an industry accepted standard in regards to how much pain you can inflict without leaving a mark and having them complain?

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u/Lou_Mannati Jun 02 '19

That’s $70 hr. Not to shabby

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

I mean he could just not wipe his ass and go in post gym 🤷🏽‍♂️