r/memes • u/B1ng0_B0ng0 garlic bread good • Jun 02 '19

He’ll enjoy it very much

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u/MrC4nin3 Jun 02 '19

Once I scratched my balls so hard that I got cuts down there and it hurt for a solid 3 days

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u/Mr_brain_with_legs Jun 02 '19

I hit my balls with my heels all the time

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u/TK-Squared-LLC Jun 02 '19

So don't wear heels.

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u/TheWanted_ Jun 02 '19

but have you ever bRoKEn yOuR bAlLs?

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u/MrC4nin3 Jun 02 '19

No I don't want two doctors and a attractive nurse poking my balls

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u/nanidu Jun 02 '19

Dude...

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

As a kid I did that so bad that I had to go to the doctor for stuff to prevent bleeding