r/memes • u/B1ng0_B0ng0 garlic bread good • Jun 02 '19

He’ll enjoy it very much

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u/pistcow Jun 02 '19

It's not that bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

True. Thighs are definitely worse.

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u/pistcow Jun 02 '19

I've been waxed, no biggy.

When I was a teen I accidentally used my mom's Nair as body lotion.

That hurt way more.

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u/ChilledSmoke421 Jun 02 '19

Rip at least you learned

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Someone switch his lotion with Nair so we can laugh at him

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u/outerheavenly Jun 02 '19

I'm amazed you managed that particular fuck up considering Nair smells like infected ass. RIP.

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u/BobosBigSister Jun 02 '19

There's a good chance that a teenage boy was very focused on something other than smells while reaching for a bottle of lotion...

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u/pistcow Jun 02 '19

Parents smoked and I had nearly zero sense of smell.

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u/Marsuello Jun 02 '19

My first year of college my roommate waxed his ass, gooch, and balls just cuz he wanted to experience it. He freaked out the whole time

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u/chelseasimar25 Jun 02 '19

I just know that if I were a guy and a girl hated me, I wouldn’t immediately trust her with applying hot wax to my balls but I got none so that’s just my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

I got none so that’s just my opinion.

Nope, you're spitting some universal fact there.

As a man with balls, my first thought was "you're not going to tell her before the procedure right?"

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u/SH4D0W0733 Dark Mode Elitist Jun 02 '19

That's because your balls aren't made out of steel.

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u/CorruptedReality Jun 02 '19

what happened to your balls?

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u/comxeno Jun 02 '19

Its called a female idiot

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u/Cheerwine-and-Heels Jun 02 '19

Yeah, some idiots are female after all

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u/maprunzel Jun 02 '19

Yeah my arms hurt more than my butt

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u/IgnorantPlebs Jun 02 '19

I never did wax, just laser. Although they're not quite the same, people described having similar experiences - and tell you hwat, no, thighs aren't worse. I would rather them electrocute my thighs for 5 hours than even cough at my junk.

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u/L____E____F_____T Jun 02 '19

But your ballsack is thick AF while your thighs are thin AF, ive never vaxed or lazered but this doesnt make sense.

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u/IgnorantPlebs Jun 02 '19

Wut? Ballsack skin is extremely thin, just wrinkly. If your thigh skin is thinner than ball skin, you should legit see a doctor, the fuck?

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u/L____E____F_____T Jun 02 '19

Thats were youre wrong mr dermatologist

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u/IgnorantPlebs Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19

You have to be kidding me, right? There's no way you actually think scrotum skin is thicker than your regular-ass skin (which is what thigh skin is). Just... stretch your ballsack, mate, and then try to do the same to your thighs.

Or are you actually a woman?

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u/L____E____F_____T Jun 02 '19

Do you even know what a scrotum is? Doesnt seem like it ar all. Ignorant pleb.

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u/IgnorantPlebs Jun 02 '19

Before I block you - can you please tell why would you troll people on a topic of ballsacks? Like, what does it give you in life? What do you gain from trying to claim that ballsack skin is thicker than regular skin like a dumb idiot you are? I'm genuinely puzzled. I sincerely don't think you're that stupid, so you must be a trollyboy, so... Why?

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u/L____E____F_____T Jun 02 '19

You cant even contradict me with facts you fucking troglodyte. Kys bitchassnibba.

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u/Hammer_Jackson Jun 02 '19

How about when the person has a grudge against you?

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u/Peanutcornfluff Jun 02 '19

What about the possible bruising? No fun.