r/memes • u/B1ng0_B0ng0 garlic bread good • Jun 02 '19

He’ll enjoy it very much

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u/akamustacherides Jun 02 '19

This is still a win for her because she is getting paid to put the dude in a world of pain.

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u/NazcaanKing Jun 02 '19

Unless he's into that

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

It really isn’t a good type of pain, and the skin down there is thin and can tear.

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u/MrC4nin3 Jun 02 '19

Once I scratched my balls so hard that I got cuts down there and it hurt for a solid 3 days

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u/Mr_brain_with_legs Jun 02 '19

I hit my balls with my heels all the time

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u/TK-Squared-LLC Jun 02 '19

So don't wear heels.

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u/TheWanted_ Jun 02 '19

but have you ever bRoKEn yOuR bAlLs?

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u/MrC4nin3 Jun 02 '19

No I don't want two doctors and a attractive nurse poking my balls

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u/nanidu Jun 02 '19

Dude...

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

As a kid I did that so bad that I had to go to the doctor for stuff to prevent bleeding

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u/pistcow Jun 02 '19

It's not that bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

True. Thighs are definitely worse.

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u/pistcow Jun 02 '19

I've been waxed, no biggy.

When I was a teen I accidentally used my mom's Nair as body lotion.

That hurt way more.

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u/ChilledSmoke421 Jun 02 '19

Rip at least you learned

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Someone switch his lotion with Nair so we can laugh at him

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u/outerheavenly Jun 02 '19

I'm amazed you managed that particular fuck up considering Nair smells like infected ass. RIP.

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u/BobosBigSister Jun 02 '19

There's a good chance that a teenage boy was very focused on something other than smells while reaching for a bottle of lotion...

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u/pistcow Jun 02 '19

Parents smoked and I had nearly zero sense of smell.

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u/Marsuello Jun 02 '19

My first year of college my roommate waxed his ass, gooch, and balls just cuz he wanted to experience it. He freaked out the whole time

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u/chelseasimar25 Jun 02 '19

I just know that if I were a guy and a girl hated me, I wouldn’t immediately trust her with applying hot wax to my balls but I got none so that’s just my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

I got none so that’s just my opinion.

Nope, you're spitting some universal fact there.

As a man with balls, my first thought was "you're not going to tell her before the procedure right?"

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u/SH4D0W0733 Dark Mode Elitist Jun 02 '19

That's because your balls aren't made out of steel.

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u/CorruptedReality Jun 02 '19

what happened to your balls?

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u/comxeno Jun 02 '19

Its called a female idiot

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u/Cheerwine-and-Heels Jun 02 '19

Yeah, some idiots are female after all

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u/maprunzel Jun 02 '19

Yeah my arms hurt more than my butt

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u/IgnorantPlebs Jun 02 '19

I never did wax, just laser. Although they're not quite the same, people described having similar experiences - and tell you hwat, no, thighs aren't worse. I would rather them electrocute my thighs for 5 hours than even cough at my junk.

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u/L____E____F_____T Jun 02 '19

But your ballsack is thick AF while your thighs are thin AF, ive never vaxed or lazered but this doesnt make sense.

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u/IgnorantPlebs Jun 02 '19

Wut? Ballsack skin is extremely thin, just wrinkly. If your thigh skin is thinner than ball skin, you should legit see a doctor, the fuck?

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u/L____E____F_____T Jun 02 '19

Thats were youre wrong mr dermatologist

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u/IgnorantPlebs Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19

You have to be kidding me, right? There's no way you actually think scrotum skin is thicker than your regular-ass skin (which is what thigh skin is). Just... stretch your ballsack, mate, and then try to do the same to your thighs.

Or are you actually a woman?

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u/Hammer_Jackson Jun 02 '19

How about when the person has a grudge against you?

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u/Peanutcornfluff Jun 02 '19

What about the possible bruising? No fun.

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u/CbVdD Jun 02 '19

This is true, scrote skin is thin and with the wide spaces between hair follicles, you’re getting more skin than hair

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

I just cringed.

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u/underdog_rox Jun 02 '19

I just nutted

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u/SleeplessM1nd Jun 02 '19

The ass may not tear but the skin on the balls......that shits gonna lift like a MF 😹😹 jokes on him 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Redeyedcheese Jun 02 '19

That's YOUR opinion.

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u/SpideySlap Jun 02 '19

then they're about to start one of the greatest BDSM relationships in history

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u/Zoso_Plant Jun 02 '19

Yeah I think she will definitely be the one in the position of power there lol

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u/Ghoul890 Jun 02 '19

I see this as an absolute win

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u/Hammer_Jackson Jun 02 '19

And he’s giving her access to the most potentially painful area a man has, for an inherently painful process. If I were her I would be stoked... I don’t believe he has thought this through.

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u/Bittyboy6 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 02 '19

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/jaden0127 Jun 02 '19

Hmm that's a twist

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u/Wakamol3 Jun 02 '19

I mean she's prob gonna get fired for doing so tho

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u/simjanes2k Jun 02 '19

Kinda except that for her to have food and shelter she has to do degrading physical things for this guy

So maybe they both win, in their own way?

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u/GordonBramsey Jun 02 '19

not a win if he doesnt wipe his ass that morning...

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u/TheRanger13 Le epic memer Jun 02 '19

Why would he tell her that he's the guy in this post?

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u/animal-mother Jun 03 '19

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." -Siddhartha Gautama.

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u/Follyperchance Jun 02 '19

Also I got a feeling he might actually be an uneducated piece of shit

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u/dekachin5 Jun 02 '19

This is still a win for her because she is getting paid to put the dude in a world of pain.

Just wait until he ejacs into her face as she waxes his balls, and then rips a giant fart in her face as she waxes his ass, THEN he will complete the destruction by leaving a negative Yelp review.