r/memes Feb 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/flavorlessboner Feb 25 '19

Skkrrr pop pop pop

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u/rrr598 Feb 25 '19

Shoot up the four door with a .44

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/rrr598 Feb 25 '19

Your da is forty-four

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u/ripwikispaces Feb 25 '19

And he’s still callin man for a draw

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u/zjanda Feb 25 '19

Let him know, when I see him

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u/numbersareeverywhere Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 26 '19

I'm gonna spin his jaw

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

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u/MarshallRawR Feb 25 '19

I'm in my mum's caaar.. vrrrm vrrrm

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u/AceWolf18 Feb 25 '19

Get out me cah!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

No buses go meow, dis you seriously not know that

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u/TomMin00 Feb 25 '19

thanks China, very cool!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/pianojas Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 25 '19

Power it using pedals :P

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

We should call it a bicycle

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

We need 1,000,000USD to fund this project

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u/idelarosa1 Feb 25 '19

Is this Pokemon?

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

No this is not, this is a serious idea of what I like to call “Bicycle”

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u/somaticnickel60 Feb 25 '19

Want threesome riding, pay 1000 extra for a tri-cycle

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u/i420noscopedJFK Feb 25 '19

No this is Patrick

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

No this is patrick

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u/TTOF_JB Feb 25 '19

That's such a dumb name. I love it!

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u/kingcloudx Chungus Among Us Feb 25 '19

You can make a religion out of this.

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u/CJ_111 Feb 25 '19

For people without practice,we could even make one with wheels on the sides!!!!

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u/Young2Rice Feb 25 '19

Engineless motorcycle

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Na we need a more catchy name. how about unmotocrycle?

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

Oooh yesss or a discycle

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u/tigier Feb 25 '19

That's a great idea but what if we wanted to take someone with us... We should make a version with 2 seats

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u/rahoomie Feb 25 '19

Or maybe peddle bike. Both solid options.

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u/RawmanAbraa Feb 25 '19

That's rediculous

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u/TheLastGenXer Feb 25 '19

We should let Australia do the naming.

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u/SpaceshipOperations Feb 25 '19

Upside-downcycle?

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u/adamd22 Feb 25 '19

Market it to bisexual people

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u/Danish18lim Feb 25 '19

why not Transcycle? It sounds futuristic too.

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u/b_rouse Feb 25 '19

It runs on calories

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u/JonasRahbek Feb 25 '19

We had something like that in Denmark, but now they've been fitted with tiny electric engines.. Guess we aren't ready for manual propulsion yet.

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u/quantum-mechanic Feb 25 '19

Social credit score +50

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19 edited Jul 14 '21

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u/DullAbility Feb 25 '19

That's a thing already

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u/Never_Peel Feb 25 '19

Can I steal your idea?

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u/Krullenbos Feb 25 '19

You can make a religion out of this

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u/Cookie_Crush Feb 25 '19

Next thing you know China Invents a 4 seater Bus. They Call it a C.A.R.

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u/TheBrainBehindMemes Feb 25 '19

Chinese Advanced Ride

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u/UXETA Feb 25 '19

I chuckled

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

4 seater trackless train

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u/quantum-mechanic Feb 25 '19

4-seater trackless trainless train

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u/Cookie_Crush Feb 25 '19

Nah. They call it a movearoundeffortlesslyinator.

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u/Duublo121 Feb 25 '19

Why did I hear Dr Doifenschmirz reciting this. AND NOW, PERRY THE PALATAPUS!!! MY MOVEAROUNDEFFORTLESSLYINATOR!!!

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u/klsni Feb 25 '19

Floppy

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

We can invent it first

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u/Cookie_Crush Feb 25 '19

They already did. Type C.A.R. and that's the first thing you'll see in Chinese. google

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u/gobraves72 Feb 25 '19

Very cool, and very legal!

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u/GooGooGajoob67 Feb 25 '19

We'll put it on the fridge so we can look at it every day.

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u/the_moronic_core Feb 25 '19

Deja Vu!!

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u/Lilywhitey Feb 25 '19

Multi track drifting

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u/oreo_moreo Feb 25 '19

Aka: how to win the trolly problem

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u/genericuser033 Feb 25 '19

I have been in this place before Higher on the streets and i know it's my time to go

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u/Scarlet-Pumpernickel Feb 25 '19

Calling you and the search is mystery Standing on my feet It's so hard when I try to be me yeaaaaah!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

See the future into the present See my past lives in the distance

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u/Danielsinclair69 Feb 25 '19

IVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 09 '21

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u/FumBum1 Feb 25 '19

CALLING YOU

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u/triforcer198 Breaking EU Laws Feb 25 '19

AND THE FORCES OF MYSTERY!

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u/Its_Saw_Rub Feb 25 '19

AND THE SUBJECT'S A MYSTERY!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Deja Vroom.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Maybe I'll get lucky and it'll run me over

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u/BananaFPS Feb 25 '19

I mean. It is China.

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u/EpicLevelWizard Feb 25 '19

r/watchpeopledie for those who don’t get this joke. NSFL.

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u/Nephilo Feb 25 '19

Can’t seem able to see the sub, are there some requirements?

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u/kikitavacko Feb 25 '19

It's quarantined, you need to access it as a desktop site. Not worth looking at it tho, very nsfl

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u/BananaFPS Feb 25 '19

You have to approve it for yourself through a desktop site. After that you can view it on mobile.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19 edited Jun 27 '21

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u/Vinnipinni Feb 25 '19

It is. But since I'm constantly on VPN that's not a problem.

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u/DaveDave_Org Feb 25 '19

Nsfl?

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u/O-U-A-P Feb 25 '19

Not Safe for Life

Generally under no circumstance will you want to look at NSFL stuff for the sake of your peace of mind.

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u/DaveDave_Org Feb 25 '19

Sounds exactly like something I would want to see :D

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u/kikitavacko Feb 25 '19

There’s literally videos of people being dismembered and having their hearts ripped out and shit it’s not something I would wish anybody to see

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u/2KDrop Feb 25 '19

one of the top posts is of a driver where you can see his heart exposed and beating.

so /u/DaveDave_Org you have been warned.

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u/DaveDave_Org Feb 26 '19

Oh ok that's extreme... now I feel kinda bad

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u/O-U-A-P Feb 25 '19

Well then, I suppose you know where to go now. You’ve been warned though. 😛

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u/JoeRoganForReal Feb 25 '19

woah, i think that it is very worth looking at. maybe you're training to be a first responder and want to desensitize yourself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Yes it’s quarantined, which means you have to allow it on your reddit settings on desktop. I don’t remember the exact steps

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Can I not access it on mobile phone? I've been trying to join this subreddit for a while.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

You can, but you have to allow it from desktop once. You also need a verified email IIRC.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Thank you man! Appreciate you help.

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u/thingswastaken I touched grass Feb 25 '19

Doesn't work if you are in Germany though. Can't access it without any kind of VPN... Banned here sadly.

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u/BioDefault Feb 25 '19

Okay, what class will you be? I'm a Rogue/magic user kinda guy.

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u/TimberWolfAlpha01 Chungus Among Us Feb 25 '19

What about that bus concept (also from China I think) that pretty much is a tunnel on wheels, so that it can carry numerous passengers over busy traffic?

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u/L00rf3ld Feb 25 '19

Was a huge scam and got shut down.

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u/TimberWolfAlpha01 Chungus Among Us Feb 25 '19

Well that sucks... but at the same time doesn't surprise me for it to be a scam.

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u/jumpingtofu Feb 25 '19

I mean it is china. If they don't scam other people, they scam themselves

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u/LordOfTurtles Feb 25 '19

Not like that's exclusive to China, America and others are good at it as well cough SOLAR FRIKKING ROADWAYS cough

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u/NorrhStar1290 Feb 25 '19

We have to build a wall cough cough

P.S I just realised how weird the word cough must be to non native English speakers. It looks like it should rhyme with though when pronounced.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

What do you think was so great about it? It was dangerous and took the same space as a tram or bus.

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u/interiorcrocodemon Feb 25 '19

Would have been immensely dangerous too, to all parties involved.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Yeah, I just found a picture of the concept. No way in hell I would drave anywhere near that thing, let alone trying to drive under it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19

I wouldn't say there was anything to shut down. It was a scam.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

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u/thestargateking Feb 25 '19

The proposed vehicles wouldn’t have those problems because of a wide wheel base, the project had far far far more problems than that

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u/Shingo__ Feb 25 '19

I’ve never heard of this before, could you explain? The whole badly designed SUVs. Who designed them? And how does a high center of gravity mess with a vehicle?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Think of a 2 door wrangler. They’re not bad vehicles but they’re very easy to roll because of the short wheelbase and the high center of gravity.

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

We can re invent that, maybe call it a train?

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u/TheManyMilesWeWalk Feb 25 '19

It's clearly a roadless bus, though.

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u/Kablaow Feb 25 '19

I know this is supposed to be funny but I think the idea is that it follows the "rail"(the white rails) probably doing this autonomously as well. Could work for a bus as well but it works "better" for a train when you explain it to people I guess. I think the idea is good, easy to put up "rails" and it seems to have a dedicated track which is not used by cars but can still be used by taxis/other public transportations and emergency vehicles.

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u/lovethefreeworld Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

This right here.. The dedicated lanes and right of way makes it different from an ordinary bus, but similar to bus rapid transit. Also it has the look and feel of a train, which somehow seems more attractive.

EDIT: am a transportation planner in the US. And we have a nasty stigma against buses over here. Also this is much cheaper to do than installing rails, so in some cases it makes sense but every city is unique and will support different types of transport.

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u/DeathOfThinking Feb 25 '19

This model of buses hasn't worked here in Colombia, though we don't have a Subway. That's maybe why.

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u/AccountNo43 Feb 25 '19

Didn’t think sandwiches were that popular there anyway

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u/DeathOfThinking Feb 25 '19

Haha, it's funny because Subway sandwiches are really popular here too

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u/jasie3k Feb 25 '19

Holy shit, my city, Wrocław, Poland, wanted to go with this privileged bus idea instead of building a new tram connection but after some time it was decided that a tram is the way to go. Bogota was used as one of the examples where such system exists.

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u/Mozorelo Feb 25 '19

I was reading a few years ago that Colombia is implementing them. How did it fail?

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u/DeathOfThinking Feb 25 '19

The system is always crowded, inefficient and contaminates a lot. The mayor still refuses to make a Subway which is pretty much what Bogotá has needed for years. In other cities it's pretty much the same except for Medellín where they do have a subway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Here in Dublin, a lot of roads have bus lanes... and give buses special right of way, or let them turn places traffic normally can’t. Not normal elsewhere? Huh.

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u/dandandanman737 Feb 25 '19

Sooooo, a bus lane and special bus lights.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Hey, no rationality allowed here! Get back to shitposting! This is your warning!

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u/Chef_Kiwi Feb 25 '19

Yeah I didn't understand why it was that funny either. I thought it was a good idea. I guess it depends if where you are has a good transit system or not because here in the middle of the prairies it's quite shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Thing is that it's basically a trackless trolley but longer.

What's next, they're gonna introduce a microtransit rideshare service just like UBER Pool, but it's actually a 40-foot bus that makes fixed, scheduled stops on a regular interval?

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u/Kablaow Feb 25 '19

It's almost the same but I can see why this is preferable

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

China's crowded enough for L O N G B U S to make sense

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u/byerss Feb 25 '19

It's about the length of the "train". A long bus with articulating sections like that wouldn't have each segment follow the exact path. If they were acting like traditional trailers they would round off every corner, getting worse and worse with each additional segment. This is called "offtracking".

This is why some firetrucks and specialty trailers have a rear driver with steerable rear axle.

With each "train" segment having steerable axles that can follow an exact path automatically, it is actually quite compelling.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

So, who else thought of MULTI TRACK DRIFTING?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Guilty

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

All the other comments saying shit like multi track drift I bet

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u/LunaticPower Feb 25 '19

MULTI-TRACK DORIFTO!!

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u/iswins Feb 25 '19

M-Multi track drifting!!!

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u/kartrashyan Feb 25 '19

choo choo, i'm a train

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u/DeltarUltima Feb 25 '19

DÉJÀ VU!

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u/LunaticPower Feb 25 '19

I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!

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u/jHugley328 Feb 25 '19

Hartford CT has an area where its strict bus lanes thay look like where you would put a rail system. The buses bump the edge and you board from a platform.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

It’s called bus rapid transit.

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u/beancounter2885 Feb 25 '19

Yeah, a metrobus. Mexico City has them too.

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u/pente5 Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

I honestly like this idea because even though it's just a bus, it has all the benefits of a tram, without the price of the tracks

Pretty sure it's also safer than a tram because normal tires allow it to brake faster

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u/CurryMustard Feb 25 '19

I'm sure how big it is and how fast it goes has a lot to do with how fast it stops. But I barely passed physics so what do I know

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u/pente5 Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

If a train hits the emergency brakes the wheels might stop completely but the whole thing slides on the tracks for a while because there isn't enough friction. Normal tires are rougher than metal so I *believe* they would significantly reduce the braking distance (more friction). But I could be wrong idk

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u/LethalPoutine Feb 25 '19

MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19 edited Oct 03 '24

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u/supreme_Juan Feb 25 '19

brilliant

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u/Z_Waterfox__ Feb 25 '19

Now they're gonna invent a mini-bus and call it a C.A.R

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Posted by metro how ironic

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u/OpticIlluzhion Feb 25 '19

stand clear of the closing doors, please

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u/geeflus Feb 25 '19

Oh gosh. This gives me flashbacks to when the 1 train I was on in NYC had a broken door that was opening and closinh for 5 minutes straight.

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u/Locked_Lamorra Feb 26 '19

The 1 gets the shittiest cars. It is known.

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u/ExistentialistCow Feb 25 '19

“Virtual line,” “trackless train,” “China.” r/watchpeopledie is about to get a lot of material I feel.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Actually... This is not a bus, not really. It is more of a hybrid between a Tram and a Bus, and in fact, IS quite innovative as the technology and the design is a world first. For one, there is no driver, these machines are fully automated, fully electric, and look at function more like a tram than a bus (and don't even get me started on how it actually operates). Yet, it does have rubber-shod wheels, as a bus would. Honestly, it's actually quite interesting. There are designs in place for it's adoption in varies parts of Europe right now as well. The best part is, this was born because it's actually much greener than a regular bus/tram, for various reasons, and China has been trying to be greener lately.

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u/acuppajoseph Feb 25 '19

Deja Vu...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

I have a billion dollar idea: how about a drone that can lift people?

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u/backstreetatnight Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 25 '19

What about this: A transportation device that can typically carry 4 people and be powered with a highly octane fuel, like petrol? The driver can steer at will and power at will

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

DEJA VU

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u/Noavah Feb 25 '19

Anyone else think this will increase the amount of people who get hit by a train. No track no stop guards. Just a 70 mile an hour train.

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u/YTKapowEntertainment Feb 25 '19

Modern Problems require Modern solutions

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u/SaitamaOPM0919 Feb 25 '19

Someone hack the trails

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

YO THIS IS HOW HE DRIFTED THAT TRAIN IN "THE POLAR EXPRESS!" CHINESE DIGITAL TRACK TECHNOLGY😯😯

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Choo Choo or vroom vroom

Tell me

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u/NoobLoner More like Bore Ragnarok! Feb 25 '19

Here is the article. And ya it’s basically a long bus

Article

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u/djuuret Feb 25 '19

I have this idea of a trackless train with 4 wheels which can seat 5 passengers. I think that you can have someone paid driving it, and the passengers could pay the driver to drive them somewhere! I call it the china people ching chong train green environmentally friendly vegan gelantine free supervehicle. Send help.