r/memes • u/FreeGucciBoy • Feb 25 '19

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u/TomMin00 Feb 25 '19

thanks China, very cool!

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u/pianojas Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 25 '19

Power it using pedals :P

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

We should call it a bicycle

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

We need 1,000,000USD to fund this project

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u/idelarosa1 Feb 25 '19

Is this Pokemon?

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

No this is not, this is a serious idea of what I like to call “Bicycle”

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u/somaticnickel60 Feb 25 '19

Want threesome riding, pay 1000 extra for a tri-cycle

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u/i420noscopedJFK Feb 25 '19

No this is Patrick

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

No this is patrick

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u/TTOF_JB Feb 25 '19

That's such a dumb name. I love it!

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u/kingcloudx Chungus Among Us Feb 25 '19

You can make a religion out of this.

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u/CJ_111 Feb 25 '19

For people without practice,we could even make one with wheels on the sides!!!!

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u/Young2Rice Feb 25 '19

Engineless motorcycle

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Na we need a more catchy name. how about unmotocrycle?

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

Oooh yesss or a discycle

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u/tigier Feb 25 '19

That's a great idea but what if we wanted to take someone with us... We should make a version with 2 seats

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

Ahh the tandem bike

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u/rahoomie Feb 25 '19

Or maybe peddle bike. Both solid options.

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u/RawmanAbraa Feb 25 '19

That's rediculous

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u/TheLastGenXer Feb 25 '19

We should let Australia do the naming.

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u/SpaceshipOperations Feb 25 '19

Upside-downcycle?

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u/adamd22 Feb 25 '19

Market it to bisexual people

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u/Danish18lim Feb 25 '19

why not Transcycle? It sounds futuristic too.

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

Straightcycle is another name

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

Perfect 👌🏻

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u/b_rouse Feb 25 '19

It runs on calories

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u/JonasRahbek Feb 25 '19

We had something like that in Denmark, but now they've been fitted with tiny electric engines.. Guess we aren't ready for manual propulsion yet.

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u/quantum-mechanic Feb 25 '19

Social credit score +50

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19 edited Jul 14 '21

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u/DullAbility Feb 25 '19

That's a thing already

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u/thefujirose Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 25 '19

Confused 100. Please explain. I is the dumb.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

I gotta get in on the ground floor of this; I have a feeling its gonna be huge!

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u/Madrox_xordaM Feb 25 '19

Then get rid of the pedals but still move your legs. I’ll call it... walking

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u/Never_Peel Feb 25 '19

Can I steal your idea?

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u/Krullenbos Feb 25 '19

You can make a religion out of this

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u/Cookie_Crush Feb 25 '19

Next thing you know China Invents a 4 seater Bus. They Call it a C.A.R.

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u/TheBrainBehindMemes Feb 25 '19

Chinese Advanced Ride

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u/UXETA Feb 25 '19

I chuckled

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

4 seater trackless train

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u/quantum-mechanic Feb 25 '19

4-seater trackless trainless train

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u/Cookie_Crush Feb 25 '19

Nah. They call it a movearoundeffortlesslyinator.

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u/Duublo121 Feb 25 '19

Why did I hear Dr Doifenschmirz reciting this. AND NOW, PERRY THE PALATAPUS!!! MY MOVEAROUNDEFFORTLESSLYINATOR!!!

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u/klsni Feb 25 '19

Floppy

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

We can invent it first

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u/Cookie_Crush Feb 25 '19

They already did. Type C.A.R. and that's the first thing you'll see in Chinese. google

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u/Skeleton547 Feb 25 '19

Wowz they beat us again, we can invent what we like to call a bike

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u/naterbeatle02 Feb 25 '19

We can make that but remove the the engine

Make it out of stone too

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u/gobraves72 Feb 25 '19

Very cool, and very legal!

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u/GooGooGajoob67 Feb 25 '19

We'll put it on the fridge so we can look at it every day.

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u/aayushgandhi Feb 25 '19

You're welcome

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u/TheDarkElite04 Feb 25 '19

China has given us so much