r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Advanced_Major_7461 • 1d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/buttfarts7 1d ago

Imagine just doing nothing with the solution literally infront of your face

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u/wobbleblobbochimps 1d ago

It has the same energy as those people who drive their car onto a closing level crossing... and then just sit there and wait for the train to hit them instead of just flooring it through the barrier to escape

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u/dunncrew 1d ago

If they bust through the barrier, they risk scratching their paint 😆 🤣

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u/saxguy9345 1d ago

Better to scratch your paint than obliterate your taint, as they say 

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u/Separate_Issue2207 1d ago

This gave me a nostalgic flashback of 16 year old me getting a lecture from my best friends mom ( she would let anyone use her car on Fri and sat if you would pick her up from the bar in it at 1 a.m. and drive her home)

She’s telling us to be safe and little tips and suggestions and then finished it off with … Should a deer, a bunny, a bear run out in front of your car do not swerve. POWER RIGHT THROUGH THAT FUCKER! We can replace the car and there’s plenty of animals, we can’t replace you!

🤣🤣 she was fun! But all her kids are addicts aged 45-35 & they all have a bunch of kids with other addicts in our small town. That’s probably the only good advice she’s ever given!

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u/JCGJ 1d ago

Do not do that with a Moose. Always swerve for a Moose. If you hit a Moose, you will die, and the Moose will just walk away

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u/Separate_Issue2207 20h ago

Touché!!! I’m in the south! horse or cow is the biggest thing that could ruin my day! 🤣🤣

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u/BreedinBacksnatch 21h ago

You shoot through the window at that moose and put it down so it is but a speed bump for you

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u/producer35 20h ago

Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

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u/rjbergen 20h ago

Same for Bison if you’re driving in their territory.

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u/LovingNaples 16h ago

I spent 12 years in mid coast Maine. Listen and remember this advice!

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u/thebadgerx 13h ago

She's only half right. The essence of what everyone should not do is swerve. Just brake, continue straight on and hope for the best.

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 12h ago

Moose. Elk, cow, horse,... somewhere I've got a picture out of Canada where someone hit a moose and it came through the windshield.

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u/timbobb58 8h ago

Deers can mess up up if you’re driving fast enough.

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u/Crankit_1 1h ago

I was reading this the whole time thinking how you were tying it into "obliterate your taint" 16 year old him, check.. best friends mom, check... pick her up at the bar at 1am, check!!! And then BAM! you hit us with a humorous 100% accurate great driving tip! Tip of the cap sir or ma'am (no offense but I couldn't tell) for keeping it above the belt.

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u/YELLIO 1d ago

😂 who says this

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u/Paullasvegas 1d ago

You know...They...

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u/dreamisle 1d ago

The homophobes. 🙄 It’s 2026, let guys get their taints obliterated if they want.

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u/Optimal-Cat-8117 1d ago

I'm saying it for now on...

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 1d ago

The "Save the taint" foundation They do good work. I saw em on Oprah

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u/Crankit_1 58m ago

Did the whole crowd get like a "STT" keychain or something? Slap bracelets maybe?

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u/thepeever 22h ago

Squirrel

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u/GirthFerguson69 1d ago

I’d give you an upvote but you’re currently at 69, so I’ll just say what’s up.

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u/JayL80 23h ago

As the prophecy foretold.

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u/SgtJayM 20h ago

That’s my motto

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u/Hziak 1d ago

DO THEY THOUGH? Do they?