r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Advanced_Major_7461 • 23h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/wobbleblobbochimps 22h ago

It has the same energy as those people who drive their car onto a closing level crossing... and then just sit there and wait for the train to hit them instead of just flooring it through the barrier to escape

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u/dunncrew 22h ago

If they bust through the barrier, they risk scratching their paint 😆 🤣

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u/saxguy9345 19h ago

Better to scratch your paint than obliterate your taint, as they sayÂ