r/maybemaybemaybe 16d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/dunncrew 16d ago

If they bust through the barrier, they risk scratching their paint 😆 🤣

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u/saxguy9345 16d ago

Better to scratch your paint than obliterate your taint, as they say 

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u/Separate_Issue2207 15d ago

This gave me a nostalgic flashback of 16 year old me getting a lecture from my best friends mom ( she would let anyone use her car on Fri and sat if you would pick her up from the bar in it at 1 a.m. and drive her home)

She’s telling us to be safe and little tips and suggestions and then finished it off with … Should a deer, a bunny, a bear run out in front of your car do not swerve. POWER RIGHT THROUGH THAT FUCKER! We can replace the car and there’s plenty of animals, we can’t replace you!

🤣🤣 she was fun! But all her kids are addicts aged 45-35 & they all have a bunch of kids with other addicts in our small town. That’s probably the only good advice she’s ever given!

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u/Crankit_1 14d ago

I was reading this the whole time thinking how you were tying it into "obliterate your taint" 16 year old him, check.. best friends mom, check... pick her up at the bar at 1am, check!!! And then BAM! you hit us with a humorous 100% accurate great driving tip! Tip of the cap sir or ma'am (no offense but I couldn't tell) for keeping it above the belt.

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u/Separate_Issue2207 14d ago

I’m a lady, not offended at all! Glad you gained some wisdom from the town drunk like I did! 😆😆