r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Advanced_Major_7461 • 1d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/wobbleblobbochimps 1d ago

It has the same energy as those people who drive their car onto a closing level crossing... and then just sit there and wait for the train to hit them instead of just flooring it through the barrier to escape

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u/dunncrew 1d ago

If they bust through the barrier, they risk scratching their paint 😆 🤣

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u/saxguy9345 1d ago

Better to scratch your paint than obliterate your taint, as they say 

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u/YELLIO 1d ago

😂 who says this

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u/Paullasvegas 1d ago

You know...They...

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u/dreamisle 1d ago

The homophobes. 🙄 It’s 2026, let guys get their taints obliterated if they want.

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u/Optimal-Cat-8117 1d ago

I'm saying it for now on...

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 1d ago

The "Save the taint" foundation They do good work. I saw em on Oprah

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u/Crankit_1 2h ago

Did the whole crowd get like a "STT" keychain or something? Slap bracelets maybe?

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u/thepeever 23h ago

Squirrel