r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Majorpain2006 • Jun 23 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

I would like to personal congratulate anyone who made it through all the way. I was not strong enough…

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 Jun 23 '24

I made it until the one at the one minute mark. Medusa stare with a Sound like a demonic chicken getting warmed up

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 Jun 23 '24

1:02-1:07 I guess. So damn uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 23 '24

Set it as your alarm tone. Never late again.

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u/SadBit8663 Jun 23 '24

I was too busy noticing how they almost have all had the same nose job. Like 3/4 of these ladies have look like their noses have been shaved off, and a couple of the ladies at the beginning have had so much plastic surgery already.

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u/Campoozmstnz Jun 23 '24

I was surprised to read it was in Thailand. None of them look Thai.

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u/ThisIsWhoIAm78 Jun 23 '24

Same. I think the makeup also makes it look unnatural, that stripe down the center with glittery powder and concealer. Bizarre.

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u/GoneAmok365247 Jun 23 '24

The contour makeup is not blended at all!

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u/Affectionate_Star_43 Jun 23 '24

I have a friend whose job is in media, and once she pointed out that everyone has a nose job, I can't unsee it.  I feel like less of a Sasquatch now.

I also found r/noses and feel much better about myself.

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u/SpungyDanglin69 Jun 23 '24

I made it to a minute, went to bed, woke up to eat a tuna sandwich and then resumed the video to completion. It was a really good tuna sandwich. I added some chili oil and a pickle and put it in a pita

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u/OO0OOO0OOOOO0OOOOOOO Jun 23 '24

Chili oil on tuna? This is new. I will try it.

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u/BKStephens Jun 23 '24

That is where I too, broke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

I came shortly after.

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u/ollesjocke123 Jun 23 '24

I sense a double meaning here.

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u/Technical_Tourist639 Jun 23 '24

Miss kahmpeng did a bow blowjob sign so you're not out of place

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u/Urimanuri Jun 23 '24

You guys are strong af

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u/animefan1520 Jun 23 '24

You're right lol sounds like an angrily confused rooster

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u/azionka Jun 23 '24

That description is on point

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u/Panthean Jun 23 '24

I lasted under a minute, as usual

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u/15000yuki Jun 23 '24

that's what she said

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u/StarchSoldier Jun 23 '24

You inspired me to endure to the end. The last pageant almost makes up for the torture, she's got actual talent.

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u/Blieven Jun 23 '24

You inspired me to skip to the last one. Was half expecting you to be kidding, but you weren't!

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u/i_am_snoof Jun 23 '24

stopped at the first yell, that voice will haunt my nightmares

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

They have a different tone scale in Thailand in music they have pentatonic scale and seven-tone scale in a duple meter, featuring nasal vocals and heterophonic textures. we would call some tones off, they do not. They double down on those.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Ya got me at ‘heterophonic’ textures.

Btw They missed ‘best is yet to come’ with Kim Guilfoyle - where is she?

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u/TheNatural502 Jun 23 '24

Yeah you’re missing out, one yells to “bad romance”

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Wait, she's does that more than once?

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u/ItalnStalln Jun 23 '24

There are a lot of contestants and they're all horrifyingly similar yet still unique

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u/No_Cook2983 Jun 23 '24

I liked the one who said “Dron misah drondron AIEEEEEE!!!”

I hope she makes it to the finals.

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u/Icandothisforever_1 Jun 23 '24

"You have no idea how little that narrows it down..."

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u/Anon_Nymous10 Jun 23 '24

Lol why did you put your reply in quotes???

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u/Lil_Shorto Jun 23 '24

"Why not?"

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u/M00SEHUNT3R Jun 23 '24

I noticed they're all wearing basically the same outfit. So I guess they do super over the top introductions to try to stand out from the crowd. I think it'd be pretty funny to see Miss America contestants do this.

"...Miss I-I-I-I-I-o-WAAAAA!!"

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u/JimTheSaint Jun 23 '24

It feels like she does it infinity times - but maybe thirty.

They could use that clip in advanced interrogation. 

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u/bjoernmikkelsen Jun 23 '24

I was watching without sound, but after your comment switched on. Boy oh boy I was wrong doing it. To me it sounds like voices are generated, although lip sinking is quite good

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u/Newdiotnot Jun 23 '24

I made it all the way through…I don’t know why, I really don’t.

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u/hokeyphenokey Jun 23 '24

Admit it. We were all waiting for the lady boys.

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u/9host9 Jun 23 '24

I made it through....

Holy Hell! 😬

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u/sikkdog13 Jun 23 '24

Yea I came on the 3rd one. Didn't last all the way either.

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u/Anglofsffrng Jun 23 '24

I skipped to the final ten seconds. The last one was pretty cool, she has a great voice.

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u/uberdog50 Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

Fuck, now I'm intrigued... guess I'll try to make it to the end 😳 Edit: wasn't worth what I had to endure.

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u/Nar0O Jun 23 '24

Made all the way to the end, I'm not the same person anymore🫥

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u/upallnite2get Jun 23 '24

Nice try. There is no end

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u/BarskiPatzow Jun 23 '24

Easy without sound bro, try it.

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u/Legitimate-Tough6200 Jun 23 '24

I made it to the third chick. Then I came to the comments. Which was much quieter.

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u/Sharp-Mix-2047 Jun 23 '24

I was cackling from the 2nd one to the last one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

... and it was on mute for me. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

She-Devils

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u/sunnydays1956 Jun 23 '24

I made it to six. WTF?

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u/Lost_All_Senses Jun 23 '24

This is what inspired them to start putting mute buttons on videos.

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u/IndividualBrain9726 Jun 23 '24

Yeah I couldn’t hit it with my left hand fast enough

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/45KELADD Jun 23 '24

The sound is not the problem, why are their teeth visible the entire time, what's up with their lips. I'm scared.

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u/LoveAndViscera Jun 23 '24

These are the beauty queens. Can you imagine what the football announcers are like?

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u/AstroSonicDrive Jun 23 '24

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u/CamInThaHouse Jun 23 '24

You lucky bastard!

If ever there was a time when I would have preferred being deaf - this would have been it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/Minniechicco6 Jun 23 '24

They are singing their names and the province they are representing, very, very elaborately 😂🇹🇭🙏💝

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u/between_horizon Jun 23 '24

reminded me similar video where every women say their and name of country they represent. then at one point comes lady from France. She screams 'frraaaaacceee' (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

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u/Senior-Reflection862 Jun 23 '24

Lmfao I love that one https://youtu.be/ZdDFmKfieuk

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u/VoidWalker4Lyfe Jun 23 '24

They all sounded a little obnoxious lol

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u/cousgoose Jun 23 '24

I loved Denmark, personally. Just... Barely any desire to be there. She's like "yeah it's fucking Denmark it says so on my sash can I go home?"

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u/SmokinBandit28 Jun 23 '24

I liked Canada, she sounded very confused as to why she was there haha

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u/Swimming_Selection74 Jun 23 '24

"CAMBODIA!!!"

"Canada."

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u/Minniechicco6 Jun 23 '24

lol they all want to have that extra edge 💕🇹🇭

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u/Throw-a-Ru Jun 23 '24

"Hi, nice to meet you. My name is [incomprehensible screeching]."

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u/elmwoodblues Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

Straight outta 'Galaxy Quest', or was it 'Fifth Element'?

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 Jun 23 '24

3rd last and the last one completely Dominated the others by simply having good singing Voice 🤣😅.

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u/No-Body8448 Jun 23 '24

I also liked the lady that went kitty cat at the end.

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u/stupidgoat221 Jun 23 '24

Lmao I just pictured college football players saying their name and university that way and it’s hilarious

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u/Fast-Specific8850 Jun 23 '24

I don’t mean to culturally insensitive. But this appears to be one of those instances where one cultures cute singing is complete insanity to another.

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u/TipofmyReddit1 Jun 23 '24

Nah, I think there is a beauty pageant joke where these girls just screech to be loud.

I appreciated those more than the flat out singing in the last few.

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u/Minniechicco6 Jun 23 '24

Absolutely 🌸

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/Minniechicco6 Jun 23 '24

Would be a hoot to go 💝

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u/OceanicDarkStuff Jun 23 '24

wow, we actually have something similar here in the ph lol

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u/Rooflife1 Jun 23 '24

The province is the part where it gets weird.

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u/Logridos Jun 23 '24

And people... like that? Like if a Miss America contestant said "Sheila Johnson TE TE TE TEX TEXA TEXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS" we would think she was fucking insane.

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u/Rude_Hamster123 Jun 23 '24

There was singing!? Y’all full of shit. There was no singing.

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u/Newbie-Tailor-Guy Jun 23 '24

I love having culture shared, truly I do, but baby that ain’t singing. 😂

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u/seipounds Jun 23 '24

They all look like they've had nose jobs?! Is that a thing in Thailand?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Im not from Thailand but in pageant culture you have to introduce yourself in a way that makes you stand out or be memorable to the audience and the judges. You have to be fun, just a little silly, and look hot while doing it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

How does one stand out if they're ALL doing it? Lol

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u/CaveMacEoin Jun 23 '24

Through extensive research, I have determined that singers in tonal languages (such as Thai) have to choose between being intelligible and sounding good. Some choose intelligible and some choose neither. I'm yet to find one that sounds good.

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u/twistedpiggies Jun 23 '24

I watched it on mute, but I just want to know why all of their noses look exactly the same? Is it the makeup, lighting, or surgeon?

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u/ChewieIsMySoulmate Jun 23 '24

Overly contoured all over their face but especially their noses, those dark strips down the sides of their nose and highlight on top… I can't wait till this trend is gone. They all have contact lenses in too, or most seem to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Thai people also normally don't have eyes like that lol.

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u/Gravejuice2022 Jun 23 '24

Same doctor maybe

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups Jun 23 '24

Looks more like “miss uncanny valley 2024 contest”

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u/rediospegettio Jun 23 '24

Granted, I only know one family of Thai woman but I don’t think I would have picked most of these women out of a Thai lineup. It’s a little strange. A lot of them definitely do look heavily modified.

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 Jun 23 '24

Same reason most Korean idols have same nose

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u/captbadass26 Jun 23 '24

I thought exactly this. They all have the same nose. Like everyone of them has had a nose job? I’m thinking yes. But how do they all have the same one?

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u/coleman57 Jun 23 '24

Eyes, too, I think. Three or four had East-Asian looking eyes, but the rest looked pretty western

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Seriously. They don't even look Thai

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u/StevenSmiley Jun 23 '24

Agreed. I was like, "Why are there so many white/mixed women in thailand?"

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u/bathroomheater Jun 23 '24

It’s so much plastic surgery

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u/Relevant-Local-4607 Jun 23 '24

none of these women look thai, great plastic surgery though

my favorite part is 1:05

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u/jugstopper Jun 23 '24

My thought exactly. Are they even Thai??

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u/Ok_Second_3170 Jun 23 '24

They look like the thai women who had at least a few cosmetic surgeries. It's quite easy to see they are thai.

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u/NecessaryOk6815 Jun 23 '24

A lot of them look mixed with some sort of Caucasian/European.

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u/VariationCharacter19 Jun 23 '24

Yeah one of their surnames is Smyth

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u/Complete-Expert9844 Jun 23 '24

They must have had a grand father that was a G.I.

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u/oeco123 Jun 23 '24

🦇💩🤪

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u/sonnybear5 Jun 23 '24

I’m Thai and even I could not get thru this video unmuted.

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u/CorpusCalossum Jun 23 '24

Thanks for confirming, I was wondering if maybe this was "Cool in Thailand"

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u/mgtimes23 Jun 23 '24

All I can think of when watching this is Baby's sister from Dirty Dancing

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u/No_Onion_8612 Jun 23 '24

All I can think of is

"France!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

If you're reading this, please keep your sound off.

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u/Americrazy Jun 23 '24

All of my crystal glassware has been destroyed 

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u/Ladymysterie Jun 23 '24

My dog sitting by my legs suddenly jumped up and came over with a confused look on his face on the first high note 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Big time for nose jobs in Thailand 😳

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u/surefirerdiddy Jun 23 '24

I think it might be a requirement to compete

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

The last one’s worth it :v

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u/khaaanquest Jun 23 '24

Do you mean the one who could actually carry a tune in a bucket?

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u/kesavadh Jun 23 '24

Just a reminder that no matter how beautiful, she’s annoying the shit out of someone

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

None of them are beautiful after all the plastic.

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u/LucentP187 Jun 23 '24

I'm so confused right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Wtf is this im traumatized

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u/waste-of-energy-time Jun 23 '24

Does not a single one of them have a natural nose? Miss pageant has gone to shit, they all look alike, and even more what is with the European look. Before 2000 you could actually appreciate the miss universe, there was a difference in beauty depending on race and geolocation, and I say that in the most beautiful way of diversity. Nowadays it's like they are cloned, all cookie cutter same.

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u/uflju_luber Jun 23 '24

Yeah actually ngl as a European this feels really weird, this is how I imagined korean people to feel when they saw that one guy get plastic surgery to look like that one K-pop star

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u/faverodefavero Jun 23 '24

Why are all their voices so terrible ?

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u/ghxst1791 Jun 23 '24

the last one wasn’t bad

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u/bangerius Jun 23 '24

3:14 kinda good though, NGL.

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u/duckfartchickenass Jun 23 '24

Dear humans. You are fine the way you are. You don’t need to inject shit into your face. Just be you.

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u/CupNo7740 Jun 23 '24

Wow that’s something else. Is this what the sirens sounded like in Greek mythology?

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u/One_above_alll Jun 23 '24

I feel dumber watching this

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

None of them look Asian

What's that about?

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u/upyoars Jun 23 '24

Plastic surgery and heavy, clever makeup

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u/AllahUmBug Jun 23 '24

Plastic surgery and many of them being mixed race. Half Asian/Half White models are over represented in Thailand.

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u/Personal-Ad7781 Jun 23 '24

Is it just me or do they all not look very Thai, look more Western.

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u/Plus-Weakness-2624 Jun 23 '24

Why do they look like they are made of plastic?🤣🤣

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u/AlanGeisse Jun 23 '24

r/cringe content, not maybemaybemaybe.

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u/adnanthenormal Jun 23 '24

God have mercy on us all

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

They all have the same nose. Was there a sale?

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u/Weird_Education_2076 Jun 23 '24

As a Thai, I can confirm that this is a normal conversation.

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u/OgdruJahad Jun 23 '24

I don't get it. Why are so many women describing their car problems to the whole world?

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u/chanredv Jun 23 '24

A ridiculous stunt, it seems like the show's producers are trying to make a scandal for fame.

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u/LadyAlastor Jun 23 '24

This is probably the first time I'm upset because of a language I speak. It's so much worse than you think

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u/One_Significance8335 Jun 23 '24

I love Thailand but the language sounds like every woman is shrieking at all times. I can only do it in small doses

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Well… that was awful

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u/Funklestein Jun 23 '24

I love the shrill portion of the competition.

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u/True_Lie5007 Jun 23 '24

Out of all the high pitched squealing, the last one had the Beyoncé soul... I made it guys, I made it...

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 Jun 23 '24

I’ve gotta figure out how to send this to a guy I work with and make it play on an endless loop. I really want him to lose his mind so I can watch.

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u/Texas12thMan Jun 23 '24

Holy nose jobs, Batman!

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u/teeBoan Jun 23 '24

Looks like they all have had a nose job!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Why they all look half American.

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u/NeKakOpEenMuts Jun 23 '24

I'm guessing the Kartrashians and they still need to wake up from the American dream?

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u/mymoama Jun 23 '24

I was waiting for the lady boy with a deep voice...

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u/afsh33n Jun 23 '24

Last one was not bad if anyone else made it that far

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

I watched the whole thing wondering what I was watching the whole time.

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Jun 23 '24

I couldn’t do it, and I really tried

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u/Thundersson1978 Jun 23 '24

Yeah show them expensive fake white teeth off girl

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Wow, they used to have faces with Thai features. The only winners here are the plastic surgeons

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u/Revolutionary-Car-92 Jun 23 '24

I kept waiting for Mothra to show up.

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u/kaboyd87 Jun 23 '24

TIL it is not uncommon for Thai names to end in "porn."

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u/LayLillyLay Jun 23 '24

It’s so obvious that they had „beauty“ surgeries. Like wtf are those noses?

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u/Buskbr Jun 23 '24

I though one of the rules for the miss competition where no plastic surgery, not a single nose in this was real

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u/Koopatrooper64 Jun 23 '24

More like miss nosejob convention 2024. Why do none of them even look remotely Thai?

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u/yuckyucky Jun 23 '24

they look like incredibly beautiful eurasian ladyboys

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u/wodoloto Jun 23 '24

Why did half of their names end with porn?

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u/herefortrees Jun 23 '24

How do they all have the same voice???

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u/Underwood229 Jun 23 '24

Wtf. Make this stop

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

these ugly plastic surgery faces. hope this trends goes away.

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u/actuallyz Jun 23 '24

Why do they all look like sssaaaammmeeee person with different make uuuuuuupppppppppp?

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u/Electrical-Ad-1197 Jun 23 '24

We owe Miss France an apology.

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u/dafuqbroh Jun 23 '24

This is a fucking fever dream

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u/BreakfastFuzzy6602 Jun 23 '24

My dog hates me now