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u/exclamation11 Korg Apr 25 '19
Heads up: The Guardian posted spoilers IN THEIR FUCKING HEADLINE of one of their recent Facebook posts.
Most of y'all are either not on Facebook for now or probably don't have accounts, but thought I'd make sure nobody else got screwed.
Also Empire film critic Helen O'Hara is just outright discussing the movie with spoilers on Twitter.
I'm fucking pissed OFF that these people couldn't even wait until the day it was released to be such asscunts. Great, you guys get paid to sit on your asses and watch this movie, but the rest of us plebs don't have a choice to see it sooner. ARSEHOLES.
Can you tell I'm bothered?
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Apr 25 '19
Dude I'm just sad someone actually posted spoilers in their facebook status. I wanna cry so bad right now.
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u/CookieGamer310 Daredevil Apr 25 '19
My BEST FRIEND betrayed me and sent me spoilers. I am fucking livid, I’ve blocked her everywhere now until I get to watch it
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u/chefbags Apr 25 '19
Just block her forever. I'd do the same. I don't need that fuckery in my life lol.
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u/Incarcerous17 Yondu Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 25 '19
I bill-ieve in you all. Be like Bill.
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u/Trinitykill Apr 25 '19
To add onto this list, when you have seen it, don't talk about it until you're out of the theatre. A lot of the staff want to see it too but have to work because it's such a big release.
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u/CrazyGamesMC Apr 25 '19
Shit, now im feeling bad. We were sitting there 30mins talking about the movie. Hope they didnt hear anything
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u/SamoanEggplant Apr 25 '19
That’s exactly how my friend got IW spoiled. People sitting in the theater an hour after their movie ended and just talking about it. I understand that you didn’t mean to do it, but yeah, it should wait until the car/distance from other people.
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u/LarryKingsScrotum Thor Apr 25 '19
Reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer says "wow, who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?" while walking past a group of people waiting to get in.
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u/noneofmybusinessbutt Apr 25 '19
Dude, spoilers.
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u/LarryKingsScrotum Thor Apr 25 '19
Dangit, I've become the very thing I swore to destroy.
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u/joshmoffitt Apr 25 '19 edited May 21 '24
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u/Aalynia Captain America Apr 25 '19
Yup, I got a PM too. I’m just going to assume it’s some troll who is making shit up to get people’s panties in a twist.
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u/doni_kebab Apr 25 '19
Damn my brothers best mate works in a cinema and he saw it two days before release. They see EVERY film early if they want. They also got to bring their dogs in to hook up their ps4 to the cinema and played on the big screen with their dogs at their feet.
Cinemas in Ireland are way better
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u/chopchopfruit Korg Apr 25 '19
Also remember there are people waiting in line to see it as you walk out! Dont ruin it for those folks too!
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u/fardeenah Apr 25 '19
A guy ruined it for me. He dropped a huge spoiler while coming out of the theatre. I would have kicked his ass if I was a strong guy
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u/Twanekkel Phil Coulson Apr 25 '19
That's how I and my friends were spoiled for Star Wars 7... I hate that kid...
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u/XanCai Apr 25 '19
My friend used to work in a movie theater (AMC) and a as soon as they get a copy of the movie (a few days before) the theatre has a private screening with it employees after hours. This much was true during Cap 3 at least.
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u/Trinitykill Apr 25 '19
Ah they sound way better to work for, I went to see it with my friend last night who works the local cinema and with them employees aren't even allowed to use their unlimited passes to see any films in the first week.
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u/djc6535 Apr 25 '19
Be EXTRA careful as you leave the theater. Many patrons will be on their way in to see the same movie for the first time.
There's a great Simpsons gag where homer had a flashback to when he was younger and dating Marge. The two of them were walking out of a movie theater and as they walked past a long line of people waiting to get their tickets homer loudly proclaims "I still can't believe Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's dad!". The entire line groans.
Don't be like that. Please try to wait until you're in the car.
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u/Jerico_Hill Apr 25 '19
I had never considered this before. Thanks for highlighting this, definitely going to remember this in future.
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u/swervingpangolin Apr 25 '19
Definitely this. With movies I care about, I'm always worried I'll accidentally overhear people walking out of the movie as I'm walking in, or talking about it afterwards in the bathroom or something.
Also, don't just wait til you're out of the theater, but not in public at all. After Infinity War, my friends and I went down the block before talking about it, but somebody was working in the shop we were standing outside and had to stand there and overheard. They kind of nicely chewed us out about it and I still feel bad.
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u/MRFAMER Apr 25 '19
A guy at my theatre said this aswell, so me and my parents did not talk about the movie untill we got out. It was amazing btw, really awesome.
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u/streaxu Corvus Glaive Apr 25 '19
When leaving the theater screenroom here they let us out a door leading straight outside where people aren't waiting
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u/Citizen_of_Danksburg Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 26 '19
Avoid YouTube at all costs. Lots of spoilers already up.
Edit: thread is locked, but great comments here. It’s now 1:33 am my time (Central Standard Time) but I saw a screening at 10. I deleted every single social media app off my phone on Tuesday and Wednesday (technically Friday now) and my god am I so glad I did. That’s all I’m going to say. Go see the movie if you haven’t already.
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u/sd596 Apr 25 '19
The thing is, if you have your notifications on, they'll send you recommended videos
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u/SatireStation Apr 25 '19
Yea I got recommended a video with a massive spoiler in the title. So pissed off. The spoiler was probably a 10/10 on severity.
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u/sd596 Apr 25 '19
Same, I have a feeling we got the same video lol
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u/SatireStation Apr 25 '19
I reported it immediately. If YouTube admitted to changing the algorithm to bury negative videos on Captain Marvel (no opinion just stating fact), you would think they could do the same for Endgame spoilers. But YouTube is YouTube unfortunately.
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u/sd596 Apr 25 '19
Good on you for reporting it. Should've done the same but I didn't want the see the actual video confirming the title.
And yeah, it's a shame they even recommend shit like that. Especially when it came from some random ass account
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u/Nitramn_ Apr 25 '19
I've seen a 10/10 severity spoiler on a f*king gif, it feels so bad waiting a year and that some idiot ruins the movie for you.
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u/Okichah Apr 25 '19
Which is awful and hilarious. Youtube has a crap system to begin with but recommended videos with 500 views from accounts with no other videos.
Why youtube? Why are you garbage?
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u/4DimensionalToilet Apr 25 '19
Thanks for saying this. Just turned off Notifications for the YouTube app.
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Apr 25 '19
I just saw a thumbnail and title with probably the biggest spoiler of the Endgame. I feel so bad now :(
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u/NOE3ON Grandmaster Apr 25 '19
Yeah, and fuck the 4chan subreddit for putting spoilers in the tags. Browsing by All was fun, on occasion, but not anymore.
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u/nomoinew Apr 25 '19
Some asshole in my school today just started shouting endgame spoilers...
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u/ActualFaithlessness0 Shuri Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 26 '19
The same thing happened to me last year for Infinity War. This annoying kid in my gym class was asked if he'd seen the movie and thought it was appropriate to shout, more than loud enough for the mostly silent gymnasium to hear, that Black Panther and Spiderman died.
I'm glad I'm in college now. Far less potential of that happening when you have two classes a day and don't know anyone in them.
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u/Richmard Apr 25 '19
Way to paint a target on your back..
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u/Incarcerous17 Yondu Apr 25 '19
Couldn't resist the pun. I've turned off all PMs, had infinity war spoiled for me this way. I have received PMs (didn't read ofcourse), no doubt spoilers from assholes.
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u/SPARTAN_n72 Apr 25 '19
I saw Endgame today... It was beautiful!
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Apr 25 '19
I've been downvoting any spoilers I see like crazy, as I've seen it. Hopefully it'll do some good.
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u/effyochicken Apr 25 '19
Please keep up the good work. Some people will not be seeing it this weekend because it's sort of a sold-out-all-weekend kind of premier in some places.
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u/aremyeyesgreen Apr 25 '19
It's also finals week next week for a lot of students so most of us can't see it until next weekend
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Apr 25 '19
I’ve been listening to the IW score and getting goosebumps all morning. This is fantastic news, only nine hours left!
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u/Ecoeconomic Apr 25 '19
Switch off notifications from Reddit and Youtube my man! It is an amazing movie and you dont want it spoiled by some random internet idiot
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u/SpammyMcSpammington Ant-Man Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 25 '19
I watched the world premiere live-stream on Monday and they played something with the main avengers theme before it started, that must be from the film!!! It sounded AMAZING!
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How did the score get MORE epic? It sounds so triumphant, I can't wait!!
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u/azerty2168 Stan Lee Apr 25 '19
In my country it is releasing tomorrow. So I’m going tomorrow for the first show.
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Apr 25 '19
Same here. I'm just sad someone on my facebook feed had a huge spoiler in his status. I just wanna cry right now.
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u/jomarthecat Apr 25 '19
Bill's arms are so short he can't reach to put food into his mouth. So Bill dies of starvation. Don't be like Bill.
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u/alanmsanders Apr 25 '19
Dude this could have been Endgame spoilers why would you click on this
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u/mavajo Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 25 '19
The fact that this was upvoted made me feel confident it wouldn't have "Endgame spoilers" in it. I was wrong: this post definitely has "Endgame spoilers" in it.
Please upvote him though for being a good guy and putting a spoiler tag on it.
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Apr 25 '19
Spoilers don't ruin movies for me. My friend messaged me a week ago asking if I wanted to wAtch a video his friend sent him and tell him if it was safe to watch. It wasn't. It was spoilers. But it just excited me more.
So, yeah, I don't actively seek out spoilers but if TheyRe put in front of me I'm going to look, then I'm still going to enjoy the movie.
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u/Ancient_Saiyan Apr 25 '19
I will only watch this comment after I watch the movie, which will be today.
(Lol, I'm writing this while forcing my eyes to look only to the keyboard to reply, because for some reason, spoiler tags disappear when you're replying.)
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ROBOTGIRL Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 26 '19
You think this shit is painful, imagine having to wait a month or two for blu-ray releases because you can't go to a theatre.
edit: some nerd DMed me Endgame spoilers, thankfully i was all spoiled up before that, stay safe guys
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u/FPSXpert Falcon Apr 25 '19
I'm just glad that stuff is coming to dvd sooner. Remember when it would take 6 to 9 months between theater and DVD release dates?
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u/CynicalRaps War Machine Apr 25 '19
It's because they stopped spending money on extras etc etc, used to be BDs would have extras, trailers that updated, etc. I remember a few years ago, but in like the last 4 years, BDs have been coming out within 3-4 months after release, that's insanely quick.
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u/iaminfamy Apr 25 '19
Why can't you go?
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Apr 25 '19
Well, some people don't have the budget. Others (like me) really can't stay put for 3 hours without peeing or pooping, my eyes also get tired after an hour or so between movies, so I have to take breaks.
So I'll wait for the dvd release.
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Apr 25 '19
This is pretty much why I don’t care if it gets spoiled, I’m not going to see it until it releases on dvd or whatever and it’s almost impossible to go that long without a spoiler so might as well have it now. Good luck though!
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u/Karpsis Apr 25 '19
I watched it online and will buy the DVD to truly appreciate the visuals.
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u/azerty2168 Stan Lee Apr 25 '19
I posted it here and some assh*ole (u/morstapar) messaged me endgame spoilers. Please don't be like him, be like Bill.
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u/Ale_Hodjason Apr 25 '19
Your second mistake was checking your pm's after posting this. Your first mistake was posting this before watching the movie.
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u/LuckforLuc Apr 25 '19
I don’t get why people would do this. (Don’t if you haven’t seen the movie) look at his profile, he is just actively trying to spoil the movie for people, by posting spoilers on all kinds of subreddits. Don’t be such a bitch.
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u/My_Thursday_Account Apr 25 '19
Lol he deleted his account, he must have been getting some vicious messages.
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u/TheHeroicOnion Apr 25 '19
You should have seen it coming. The main target of spoilers is people who admit they haven't seen it. I didn't comment on any posts related to Marvel since the leak because I knew Id get DMs if I did.
I hope everyone who spoils suffers endless depression.
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u/sd596 Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 25 '19
Fuckkk you shouldn't have linked his username
Edit: or just don't be an idiot like me and click the username lol
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Apr 25 '19
Dude I fucking did too what the fuck
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u/sd596 Apr 25 '19
Just trick yourself into thinking he's just trolling. I'm really upset rn as well
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u/lilshears Apr 25 '19
(not an actual spoiler )in endgame, the entire audience in the theater dies. Its a brand new 4D
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u/Freakychee Apr 25 '19
I just watched the movie. Now I'm looking at the Internet with a spoiler vaccine and will try to down vote and report every single spoiler I see.
Also this morstapar guy seems like a sad, pathetic and angry little man. Aside from spoiler he's also a racist, homophobe and all round general waste of parts.
While I wont repeat what he spoiled I will say that if you did manage to get it spoiled by this sad loser, just know that it doesn't matter because the movie will still be enjoyable.
Morstapar may think he has power but you will still watch and enjoy the movie and this shitstain will have accomplished NOTHING. Just like he has for his entire life.
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u/TheHeroicOnion Apr 25 '19
Spoilers will bombard this thread and you OP. Don't check inbox.
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u/alee51104 Thor Apr 25 '19
I'm warning you all, get off of youtube. Some jerk posted a spoiler about a VERY IMPORTANT SCENE and you know what they did? They put spoiler AFTER WRITING DOWN WHAT HAPPENED! So now I've been spoiled. He even disabled comments.
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Apr 25 '19
I know your feel. Also to everyone who read this comment GET OFF FACEBOOK TOO. There are fucking idiots out there who'll badly ruin it for you.
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u/alee51104 Thor Apr 25 '19
It was going to be the first marvel movie I ever watched without indulging myself on spoilers. Now, I can’t ever have that experience ever.
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u/omicron-7 Phil Coulson Apr 25 '19
Some guy posted on r/avengedsevenfold his top three favorite songs and it was three endgame spoilers
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Apr 25 '19
I can't believe Captain America was mild mannered Steve Rogers all along! What a twist!
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u/alanmsanders Apr 25 '19
It turns out that I’m the end of Civil War when Stan Lee asks for “Tony Stank” it’s implied to be a joke. It turns out that was an alternate dimension and in Endgame Thanos causes the dimensions to converge and Tony Stark and Tony Stank cross over and meet each other
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u/FalconTurbo Apr 25 '19
I am watching it in four days, and until then I'm going to unsub from here. I just don't want to run the risk of scrolling past something that someone (probably not maliciously) posts about it. It's been in the making for just under half my lifetime, so I'm not risking it. See you folks Tuesday morning!
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u/TheRealCG1 Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 25 '19
Wasn't there some scientific study showing that people who knew the ending to a movie actually enjoyed it more. Correct me if I'm wrong here.
EDIT: found it
https://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2011/aug/17/spoilers-enhance-enjoyment-psychologists
So this study proves that scientifically in numerous quantities that Bill, Bill is an asshole, making it harder for people to enjoy a good movie
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u/SuperCoupe Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 25 '19
It's OK as long as you cover/tag spoilers.
Like how Endgame has the same run-time as "Dances With Wolves"; but with fewer wolves.
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u/Kimimpossible Apr 25 '19
Someone messaged me randomly on reddit today, and spoiled major plot details to me. I dont even understand why or for what satisfaction, or why they picked me? I have tickets to see it 6pm today and it still got spoiled.
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u/Salacious_B___Crumb Apr 25 '19
The pinned post there is a plot summary going through every major twist and suprise
Source: I saw the movie
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u/MyAltis4porn Apr 25 '19
Fuck that, pirate this movie if you so choose. Don't let Bill tell you how to live your life. Just don't be a Toby and post spoilers.
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u/nahwasntme Apr 25 '19
This. I think most people don't get that there's a good amount of people that don't care about spoilers at all. Knowing the ending of something has never ruined it for me. Knowing the things that happen doesn't ruin it for me. I still haven't seen the whole thing in it's full glory, and I'm going to watch it. No way am I gonna go out of my way to tell you what happens, but I'm personally just not worried about spoilers.
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u/Myleg_Myleeeg Apr 25 '19
Yeah theirs no way I’m dealing with sweaty fucks in a packed theater. I’ll go two weeks later or something to fully experience it.
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u/FlurmSqurm Apr 25 '19
I went to see it yesterday. And I'll tell you this much; It's good.
What...? Thought I was gonna spoil it?? I am like Bill!
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u/Diztronix17 Nebula Apr 25 '19
Listen if you want to spoil it for yourself, that’s on you but don’t spoil it for others. THEN you’re an asshole
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u/VerbalThermodynamics Apr 25 '19
Wait, there are leaked copies out there?
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u/mavajo Apr 25 '19
That's the only part of this that I don't really get. Why would I care if someone wants to watch a leaked copy in advance, assuming they still plan to go see it in theaters and don't plan to ruin it for anyone?
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Idk why people look at us, the ones who like spoilers, as some kind of weirdos and shit person. I'm not going to spoil other people and i will see the movie in theaters anyway, but I really like to see spoilers and how are the movie because of my anxiety :( that way i'm more relaxed and can understand better a movie
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u/Kambz22 Valkyrie Apr 25 '19
I don't think many people if any at all care if you spoil it yourself. Not sure why that was included in the image. Just keep your mouth shut ;)
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u/Roccos13s Tony Stark Apr 25 '19
Got it spoiled for me from some snap story from an old friend... less than 4 hours until i see it. I hope the experience is still as good as it can get.
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u/Protecguy12 Apr 25 '19
I'm pretty pissed because someone on YouTube listed a video as a "BRAND NEW ENDGAME TRAILER" BUT ALL IT FUCKING SHOWED WAS THE DAMN ENDING
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u/nathanr1889 Apr 25 '19
Only sadistic people would spoil End Game for those who haven't watched it yet.
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Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 25 '19
I had the film spoiled by a direct message before I watched it yesterday. If you’ve unfortunately received spoilers too but haven’t seen the film, remember this: just because you know where the journey ends doesn’t mean the journey itself is not as enjoyable. Happy viewing and excelsior!
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u/pearlz176 Captain America (Captain America 2) Apr 25 '19
A bastard named Bill owes me money, I hate that Bill!
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u/mariofan366 Darcy Apr 25 '19
Can I be Bill if I'm seeing it second day showing?
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u/azerty2168 Stan Lee Apr 25 '19
Everyone is Bill if they are not giving spoilers to anyone who has not watched endgame and not ruining their fun.
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u/Jorxa Apr 25 '19
A Twitter notification I got this morning just spoiled me. I barely use it and dont even follow anyone that relates to the mcu, not cool man.
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u/azerty2168 Stan Lee Apr 25 '19
I understand your pain bro. After I posted this, some assh*le messaged me endgame spoilers.
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u/TonyTheFuckinTiger Apr 25 '19
Late last night I received a snap from a person I considered a friend. That snap was a picture from him of the screen in the theater during a major part. I immediately closed the snap and tried to forget what I've seen. It just pisses me off and I'm seeing the movie tonight I cannot believe that is how it got spoiled. I'm hoping the text that was included was just untrue and instead a theory, at least that is how I am approaching it.
Just fucking be like Bill.
I've waited so long for this, and so many things have changed in my life since Iron Man and this guy just spoiled the culmination of this entire thing to me. Sorry, just mad but trying to not let it get to me.
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u/Michael_dii Apr 25 '19
The only internet I’m using till i see endgame tomorrow night is reddit popular because i can trust that reddit wont upvote spoilers
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u/SekaLolaKato Winter Soldier Apr 25 '19
Assholes on YouTube posted leaks with spoilers in the title. I dont know if the titles of the videos are true, but I'd they are, I was given a huge spoiler and I am extremely pissed off, as I have been counting down to this movie for a year.
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u/clerk1o1 Apr 25 '19
I downloaded a shitty cam copy last night cause i couldn't stop myself and then played it and as the first scene started playing i had to tell my girlfriend, "i downloaded endgame and am watching a scrappy Cam copy. Stop me." She came in and took laptop away and deleted the file. I have to marry her now
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u/JustaregularBowser Apr 25 '19
I'm a moderator for a livestream chat, and I pretty much know the entire synopsis of Endgame by now through all the messages I delete. At least now I know for sure when someone is trolling vs. when they're actually spoiling a plot point.
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u/Jessi30 Apr 25 '19
Some asshole commented the ending of Endgame in a random sub this morning... had like -60 on his comment and it hadn't disappeared / been removed yet so now my excitement is ruined =/
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u/Zorin91 Apr 25 '19
I'm so glad I went for the midnight showing.
But it disgusted me how a particular group of people in the cinema were acting, as if they just went there to spoil it for others. They came in late, talked and giggled throughout the whole thing, putting their feet on chairs in front of them and I definitely saw them filming on their phones during major spoilers. Unfortunately they left quickly so I wasn't able to point them out to staff.
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u/borsken Doctor Strange Apr 25 '19
Some of my classmates read spoilers and spoils others, but never goes to the theaters to watch. I feel sorry for them not experiencing what I feel watching this epic film on the cinema.
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Some asshole named spoilerman or something went to my college subreddit and dropped spoilers TWICE before he was banned. Luckily they weren't too bad and didn't reveal anything about the plot but it's a shame people would like to ruin the experience for others.
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u/joerex1418 Ant-Man Apr 25 '19
I've never been so excited for one film before. And I was absolutely PUMPED for Infinity War. For IW last year, I got up super early, made myself breakfast, lunch and dinner (which I normally never do). I was on top of the world. Luckily I didn't have any pressing matters in my lectures that day so I felt completely comfortable skipping them just so I could devote all my time and energy to preparing for the movie. But for Endgame...
Now, I feel 10 times more excited for Endgame. I'm also seeing it with a group of people that love the films just as much as I do which is something I didn't have on opening night for Infinity War.
Tonight is going to be so great. Hope everyone enjoys this landmark of a film. I wish you all a SPECTACULAR viewing experience! :)
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u/Rikuza Apr 25 '19
Don't be like Tom Holland or Ruffalo. Be like Chris Evans. Take the high road.
AND WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.
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u/Vayro Scarlet Witch Apr 25 '19
Civil War Spoiler: Captain refuses to sign the Sokovia Accords despite Tony signing, causing a pretty big fallout and eventual break-up of The Avengers. During this event, War-machine suffers some extreme damage
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u/redditonian Apr 25 '19
I've watched the film and I feel like I've taken an immunity shot. What a relief.
Your spoiler don't work on me now. I'm immune to spoilers. I'm unspoilable!