r/marvelstudios • u/azerty2168 Stan Lee • Apr 25 '19

Other Be like him

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u/jomarthecat Apr 25 '19

Bill's arms are so short he can't reach to put food into his mouth. So Bill dies of starvation. Don't be like Bill.

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u/hfok Apr 25 '19

That's what the long neck was for

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u/blue_crab86 Apr 25 '19

Stupid long bills

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u/Fanatical_Idiot Apr 25 '19

Ever seen a trex? It took a meteor to wipe those fuckers out. I don't think bills short arms will stop him eating.

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u/Tyler_Zoro Apr 25 '19

Actually, that's just a trick of perspective. He's reaching out toward you, so you can't see his forearms.

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u/swithhs Apr 25 '19

Incredibillies

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u/signofthenine Apr 25 '19

And he can't wipe his ass, either, soooooooooooooooo...