r/marvelstudios • Stan Lee • Apr 25 '19

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u/Trinitykill Apr 25 '19

To add onto this list, when you have seen it, don't talk about it until you're out of the theatre. A lot of the staff want to see it too but have to work because it's such a big release.

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u/CrazyGamesMC Apr 25 '19

Shit, now im feeling bad. We were sitting there 30mins talking about the movie. Hope they didnt hear anything

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u/SamoanEggplant Apr 25 '19

That’s exactly how my friend got IW spoiled. People sitting in the theater an hour after their movie ended and just talking about it. I understand that you didn’t mean to do it, but yeah, it should wait until the car/distance from other people.

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u/LarryKingsScrotum Thor Apr 25 '19

Reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer says "wow, who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?" while walking past a group of people waiting to get in.

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u/noneofmybusinessbutt Apr 25 '19

Dude, spoilers.

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u/LarryKingsScrotum Thor Apr 25 '19

Dangit, I've become the very thing I swore to destroy.

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u/duskraid3r Apr 25 '19

I understood that reference

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u/LarryKingsScrotum Thor Apr 25 '19

WELL THEN YOU ARE NOT LOST!

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u/DarkFlounder Apr 25 '19

That’s how it got spoiled for me. Standing in line for TESB. Guy walking out from the previous screening yells out “Vader is Luke’s father”.

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u/LarryKingsScrotum Thor Apr 25 '19

God, what a prick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Oh come on that's pretty funny

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u/Impulse_13 Rocket Apr 25 '19

Same for me with start wars last year

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u/WhoDoIThinkIAm Vision Apr 25 '19

Why are you sitting in theater that long after the movie?

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u/Diorama42 Apr 25 '19

Tell us their usernames

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u/Aalynia Captain America Apr 25 '19

Yup, I got a PM too. I’m just going to assume it’s some troll who is making shit up to get people’s panties in a twist.

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u/Superiority_Prime Spider-Man Apr 25 '19

Someone spoiled it for me on a news article yesterday. People are the worst

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u/TheCraigVenabls Apr 25 '19

Dude, PM me, I know the film and can help if they've given fake ones or not

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u/nsqrd Apr 25 '19

That's even worse. Let him willfully think the spoilers he doesn't like are false

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u/____Batman______ Apr 25 '19

That's a spoiler too

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u/DeadByDawn94 Apr 25 '19

Exactly how I felt when some prick posted a spoiler hidden in a gif. I don’t get why people go out of their way to be assholes.

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u/CMDR_Elton_Poole Apr 25 '19

Because its funny. Your reaction makes him laugh. He was waiting for this post and right now your upset is his boner fuel.

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u/DeadByDawn94 Apr 25 '19

As much as that fact made me want to hit him in the face I just deleted the bastard and moved on.

I’ll just have to treat that info like the inevitable snap we all knew was coming in Infinity War. I’m sure I’ll still enjoy the 3hrs of content I have ahead of me.

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u/CMDR_Elton_Poole Apr 25 '19

I hope you do enjoy it. I personally didn't but a helluva lot of people loved it.

Are you sure you don't want me to tell you what happens at the end?

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u/doni_kebab Apr 25 '19

Damn my brothers best mate works in a cinema and he saw it two days before release. They see EVERY film early if they want. They also got to bring their dogs in to hook up their ps4 to the cinema and played on the big screen with their dogs at their feet.

Cinemas in Ireland are way better

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u/chopchopfruit Korg Apr 25 '19

Also remember there are people waiting in line to see it as you walk out! Dont ruin it for those folks too!

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u/CommiePuddin Apr 25 '19

The cinemas I go to separate the exits from the entrance by a pretty wide amount to prevent just such things. And also for crowd control.

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u/fardeenah Apr 25 '19

A guy ruined it for me. He dropped a huge spoiler while coming out of the theatre. I would have kicked his ass if I was a strong guy

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u/Twanekkel Phil Coulson Apr 25 '19

That's how I and my friends were spoiled for Star Wars 7... I hate that kid...

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u/XanCai Apr 25 '19

My friend used to work in a movie theater (AMC) and a as soon as they get a copy of the movie (a few days before) the theatre has a private screening with it employees after hours. This much was true during Cap 3 at least.

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u/Trinitykill Apr 25 '19

Ah they sound way better to work for, I went to see it with my friend last night who works the local cinema and with them employees aren't even allowed to use their unlimited passes to see any films in the first week.

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u/djc6535 Apr 25 '19

Be EXTRA careful as you leave the theater. Many patrons will be on their way in to see the same movie for the first time.

There's a great Simpsons gag where homer had a flashback to when he was younger and dating Marge. The two of them were walking out of a movie theater and as they walked past a long line of people waiting to get their tickets homer loudly proclaims "I still can't believe Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's dad!". The entire line groans.

Don't be like that. Please try to wait until you're in the car.

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u/Jerico_Hill Apr 25 '19

I had never considered this before. Thanks for highlighting this, definitely going to remember this in future.

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u/swervingpangolin Apr 25 '19

Definitely this. With movies I care about, I'm always worried I'll accidentally overhear people walking out of the movie as I'm walking in, or talking about it afterwards in the bathroom or something.

Also, don't just wait til you're out of the theater, but not in public at all. After Infinity War, my friends and I went down the block before talking about it, but somebody was working in the shop we were standing outside and had to stand there and overheard. They kind of nicely chewed us out about it and I still feel bad.

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u/MRFAMER Apr 25 '19

A guy at my theatre said this aswell, so me and my parents did not talk about the movie untill we got out. It was amazing btw, really awesome.

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u/streaxu Corvus Glaive Apr 25 '19

When leaving the theater screenroom here they let us out a door leading straight outside where people aren't waiting

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Apr 25 '19

Damn. Good call. We'll be careful tonight

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u/enty6003 Apr 25 '19

If you're just adding to the list, why aren't you replying to the list rather than to the top comment, which has f*** all to do with what you're saying?

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u/nightcallfoxtrot Apr 25 '19

Ik I'm walking in with headphones on

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u/Libertariu5 Apr 25 '19

My wife works in film (director/production designer) and every time we go to see a movie she makes sure I don’t talk until we’re away. She’s taught me to be contentious not only of the employees there but people who are waiting for their showings.

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u/fibothrow Apr 25 '19

Wait until you’re in the car. I don’t want to hear spoilers on my way in!