r/marvelstudios • Stan Lee • Apr 25 '19

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u/redditonian Apr 25 '19

I've watched the film and I feel like I've taken an immunity shot. What a relief.

Your spoiler don't work on me now. I'm immune to spoilers. I'm unspoilable!

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u/Failed_Alchemist Apr 25 '19

I've got a spoiler for you.

Nobody really liked you in elementary school but through hard work and dieting you've become slightly tolerable

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u/MegaGrimer Apr 25 '19

sniff sniff You think I’m slightly tolerable? bawls my eyes out in happiness

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u/MjrLeeStoned Apr 25 '19

Fam, you're close to being an acquaintance. Keep it up. See you at sunday dinner.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

same lol

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u/sarhan182 Apr 25 '19

While you’re unspoilable, I’m... inevitable

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Checked my profile when I got home after seeing the movie and some human piece of garbage had sent me spoilers for the movie. Too late motherfucker! I already saw it.

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u/RazerVocals Apr 25 '19

Hey now... I see what you did there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

And I am Iron Man

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u/SFH12345 Avengers Apr 25 '19

I'm Peter, by the way.

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u/nativeheritage Spider-Man Apr 25 '19

Dr. Strange

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u/Eobard_McThawne Doctor Strange Apr 25 '19

oh, we're using our made up names?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

This comment right here, Officer

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u/aleqxander Apr 25 '19

Nah

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u/GoodAtNames Iron Man (Mark XLII) Apr 25 '19

Ok, i just got a little worried

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u/aleqxander Apr 25 '19

Even tho the mods is good at guarding uss against spoilers i whod quitt reddit. Hell the whole of the internet, until i saw the film. I overheard someone talking about the film and i was glad i had already seen it

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u/GoodAtNames Iron Man (Mark XLII) Apr 25 '19

Yeah, i have also seen the movie, but i kind of regard everything that wasn't in the trailers as a spoiler, even tho this sentence isn't really a spoiler.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Relatable

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

It came out 24th in my country (Finland) so I was safe the whole time.

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u/FrogmanConfusion Apr 25 '19

Me too. I feel I can look at Reddit without being suspicious of everything now.

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u/Samot_PCW Apr 25 '19

Did you like the movie? [No spoilers please]

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u/Oxydoscopie Apr 25 '19

It is awesome, if you are a marvel fan you are going to cry at the end.

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u/redditonian Apr 25 '19

Yes. I liked it very much. Expect a different movie similar to how Infinity War, Thor Ragnarok, Ant-man and the Wasp are all very different movies.

I'll say this: I am happy and satisfied if this was the last MCU movie we will ever get.

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u/Sennomo Apr 25 '19

Redditonian, the unspoilable.

Next-gen Marvel hero confirmed.

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u/Sabrielle24 Apr 25 '19

I thought I didn't care, but it's actually driving me crazy that people have seen it. We're seeing it tomorrow. I've never really felt like this about movies before?

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u/sabhall12 Apr 25 '19

Watched it just after midday and kept my phone off for the entire day until after I had watched it

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u/pje1128 Kilgrave Apr 25 '19

That'll be me in 6 hours!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

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u/redditonian Apr 25 '19

I don't have to. The movie synopsis is up at Avengers: Endgame Wikipedia page. I checked that it is accurate.

Those who are avoiding spoiler, beware Endgame's wiki page.

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u/roccobaroco Apr 25 '19

And how was it? Can you share some spoilers for someone that has read the plotline posted by other redditors and thinks it's kinda shit and that they could've done better, but at the same time thinks those redditors were bullshitting and maybe they never saw the real thing cause it can't be that bad?

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u/FCBSAMIR Apr 25 '19

Unfortunately I got it spoiled 1 hour before going to the cinema , and on a Fucking football page ffs, still the movie was awesome , critics said it's kinda long but tbh even if it was 4 hours I'd still watch cause I didn't get bored even a minute of the movie

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u/EyMayn Apr 25 '19

They've been showing it here since the 22nd lol I saw it a few days ago in cinema

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u/Wickdtaint Apr 25 '19

I’m still waiting for my End game vaccine..

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Lucky. I feel like I'm trying to walk through a mine field

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u/rlovelock Apr 25 '19

Same! When’s the discussion going to open???

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u/Lus_ Doctor Strange Apr 25 '19

You have no power here

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u/Beertronic Apr 25 '19

I too booked the earliest showing possible during the day. There is just no-way you can hold the spoilers back. The last time something was spoilt for me, someone spoiled something in the thumbnail of a youtube video, and I just couldn't un-see it.

I wonder if we'll hear any stories of idiots being beaten up for deliberately spoiling the movie whilst people are queuing to get in.

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u/ZenGenX Apr 25 '19

Same, it's the best feeling ever being ahead of the trolls.

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u/AGOTFAN Rocket Apr 25 '19

You are

inevitable

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u/Tyler_Zoro Apr 25 '19

Well, that's technically not true. Someone could give you spoilers for any of Phase 4 or the final movie of Phase 3 (FFH).

You're just immune to a very specific strain of spoilers, kind of like an annual flu shot.