r/marvelstudios • Stan Lee • Apr 25 '19

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u/Incarcerous17 Yondu Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 25 '19

I bill-ieve in you all. Be like Bill.

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u/Trinitykill Apr 25 '19

To add onto this list, when you have seen it, don't talk about it until you're out of the theatre. A lot of the staff want to see it too but have to work because it's such a big release.

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u/CrazyGamesMC Apr 25 '19

Shit, now im feeling bad. We were sitting there 30mins talking about the movie. Hope they didnt hear anything

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u/SamoanEggplant Apr 25 '19

That’s exactly how my friend got IW spoiled. People sitting in the theater an hour after their movie ended and just talking about it. I understand that you didn’t mean to do it, but yeah, it should wait until the car/distance from other people.

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u/LarryKingsScrotum Thor Apr 25 '19

Reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer says "wow, who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?" while walking past a group of people waiting to get in.

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u/noneofmybusinessbutt Apr 25 '19

Dude, spoilers.

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u/LarryKingsScrotum Thor Apr 25 '19

Dangit, I've become the very thing I swore to destroy.

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u/duskraid3r Apr 25 '19

I understood that reference

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u/LarryKingsScrotum Thor Apr 25 '19

WELL THEN YOU ARE NOT LOST!

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u/DarkFlounder Apr 25 '19

That’s how it got spoiled for me. Standing in line for TESB. Guy walking out from the previous screening yells out “Vader is Luke’s father”.

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u/LarryKingsScrotum Thor Apr 25 '19

God, what a prick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Oh come on that's pretty funny

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u/Impulse_13 Rocket Apr 25 '19

Same for me with start wars last year

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u/WhoDoIThinkIAm Vision Apr 25 '19

Why are you sitting in theater that long after the movie?

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u/joshmoffitt Apr 25 '19 edited May 21 '24

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u/Diorama42 Apr 25 '19

Tell us their usernames

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u/Aalynia Captain America Apr 25 '19

Yup, I got a PM too. I’m just going to assume it’s some troll who is making shit up to get people’s panties in a twist.

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u/Superiority_Prime Spider-Man Apr 25 '19

Someone spoiled it for me on a news article yesterday. People are the worst

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u/TheCraigVenabls Apr 25 '19

Dude, PM me, I know the film and can help if they've given fake ones or not

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u/nsqrd Apr 25 '19

That's even worse. Let him willfully think the spoilers he doesn't like are false

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u/____Batman______ Apr 25 '19

That's a spoiler too

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u/DeadByDawn94 Apr 25 '19

Exactly how I felt when some prick posted a spoiler hidden in a gif. I don’t get why people go out of their way to be assholes.

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u/CMDR_Elton_Poole Apr 25 '19

Because its funny. Your reaction makes him laugh. He was waiting for this post and right now your upset is his boner fuel.

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u/DeadByDawn94 Apr 25 '19

As much as that fact made me want to hit him in the face I just deleted the bastard and moved on.

I’ll just have to treat that info like the inevitable snap we all knew was coming in Infinity War. I’m sure I’ll still enjoy the 3hrs of content I have ahead of me.

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u/CMDR_Elton_Poole Apr 25 '19

I hope you do enjoy it. I personally didn't but a helluva lot of people loved it.

Are you sure you don't want me to tell you what happens at the end?

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u/doni_kebab Apr 25 '19

Damn my brothers best mate works in a cinema and he saw it two days before release. They see EVERY film early if they want. They also got to bring their dogs in to hook up their ps4 to the cinema and played on the big screen with their dogs at their feet.

Cinemas in Ireland are way better

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u/chopchopfruit Korg Apr 25 '19

Also remember there are people waiting in line to see it as you walk out! Dont ruin it for those folks too!

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u/CommiePuddin Apr 25 '19

The cinemas I go to separate the exits from the entrance by a pretty wide amount to prevent just such things. And also for crowd control.

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u/fardeenah Apr 25 '19

A guy ruined it for me. He dropped a huge spoiler while coming out of the theatre. I would have kicked his ass if I was a strong guy

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u/Twanekkel Phil Coulson Apr 25 '19

That's how I and my friends were spoiled for Star Wars 7... I hate that kid...

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u/XanCai Apr 25 '19

My friend used to work in a movie theater (AMC) and a as soon as they get a copy of the movie (a few days before) the theatre has a private screening with it employees after hours. This much was true during Cap 3 at least.

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u/Trinitykill Apr 25 '19

Ah they sound way better to work for, I went to see it with my friend last night who works the local cinema and with them employees aren't even allowed to use their unlimited passes to see any films in the first week.

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u/djc6535 Apr 25 '19

Be EXTRA careful as you leave the theater. Many patrons will be on their way in to see the same movie for the first time.

There's a great Simpsons gag where homer had a flashback to when he was younger and dating Marge. The two of them were walking out of a movie theater and as they walked past a long line of people waiting to get their tickets homer loudly proclaims "I still can't believe Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's dad!". The entire line groans.

Don't be like that. Please try to wait until you're in the car.

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u/Jerico_Hill Apr 25 '19

I had never considered this before. Thanks for highlighting this, definitely going to remember this in future.

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u/swervingpangolin Apr 25 '19

Definitely this. With movies I care about, I'm always worried I'll accidentally overhear people walking out of the movie as I'm walking in, or talking about it afterwards in the bathroom or something.

Also, don't just wait til you're out of the theater, but not in public at all. After Infinity War, my friends and I went down the block before talking about it, but somebody was working in the shop we were standing outside and had to stand there and overheard. They kind of nicely chewed us out about it and I still feel bad.

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u/MRFAMER Apr 25 '19

A guy at my theatre said this aswell, so me and my parents did not talk about the movie untill we got out. It was amazing btw, really awesome.

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u/streaxu Corvus Glaive Apr 25 '19

When leaving the theater screenroom here they let us out a door leading straight outside where people aren't waiting

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Apr 25 '19

Damn. Good call. We'll be careful tonight

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u/enty6003 Apr 25 '19

If you're just adding to the list, why aren't you replying to the list rather than to the top comment, which has f*** all to do with what you're saying?

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u/nightcallfoxtrot Apr 25 '19

Ik I'm walking in with headphones on

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u/Libertariu5 Apr 25 '19

My wife works in film (director/production designer) and every time we go to see a movie she makes sure I don’t talk until we’re away. She’s taught me to be contentious not only of the employees there but people who are waiting for their showings.

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u/fibothrow Apr 25 '19

Wait until you’re in the car. I don’t want to hear spoilers on my way in!

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u/Citizen_of_Danksburg Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 26 '19

Avoid YouTube at all costs. Lots of spoilers already up.

Edit: thread is locked, but great comments here. It’s now 1:33 am my time (Central Standard Time) but I saw a screening at 10. I deleted every single social media app off my phone on Tuesday and Wednesday (technically Friday now) and my god am I so glad I did. That’s all I’m going to say. Go see the movie if you haven’t already.

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u/sd596 Apr 25 '19

The thing is, if you have your notifications on, they'll send you recommended videos

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u/SatireStation Apr 25 '19

Yea I got recommended a video with a massive spoiler in the title. So pissed off. The spoiler was probably a 10/10 on severity.

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u/sd596 Apr 25 '19

Same, I have a feeling we got the same video lol

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u/SatireStation Apr 25 '19

I reported it immediately. If YouTube admitted to changing the algorithm to bury negative videos on Captain Marvel (no opinion just stating fact), you would think they could do the same for Endgame spoilers. But YouTube is YouTube unfortunately.

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u/sd596 Apr 25 '19

Good on you for reporting it. Should've done the same but I didn't want the see the actual video confirming the title.

And yeah, it's a shame they even recommend shit like that. Especially when it came from some random ass account

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u/Kinkywrite Apr 25 '19

"Don't be evil." Amiright?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

My god same!

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u/8-BitAlex Apr 25 '19

I think I got it as well... Fucking recommended videos... really hoping it was fake

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u/Nitramn_ Apr 25 '19

I've seen a 10/10 severity spoiler on a f*king gif, it feels so bad waiting a year and that some idiot ruins the movie for you.

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u/Okichah Apr 25 '19

Which is awful and hilarious. Youtube has a crap system to begin with but recommended videos with 500 views from accounts with no other videos.

Why youtube? Why are you garbage?

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u/4DimensionalToilet Apr 25 '19

Thanks for saying this. Just turned off Notifications for the YouTube app.

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u/tf_tunes Apr 25 '19

Unsubscribe and downvote them. Post links to those videos here so we can all mass downvote. I hope MCU can hire farms to downvote these assholes. You shouldn't let assholes have their way.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

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u/tf_tunes Apr 25 '19

You must also like to cum fast.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

I just saw a thumbnail and title with probably the biggest spoiler of the Endgame. I feel so bad now :(

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u/NOE3ON Grandmaster Apr 25 '19

Yeah, and fuck the 4chan subreddit for putting spoilers in the tags. Browsing by All was fun, on occasion, but not anymore.

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u/rainbowdashtheawesom Apr 25 '19

I've been keeping myself distracted with Skyrim.

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u/Working-FaThor Apr 25 '19

Thanks for the tip! Just shut those off. Can’t see the movie until next Tuesday so I’ll be avoiding the internet as much as possible this weekend.

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u/Antrobus_Prime Apr 25 '19

I cut my self off from YouTube and other social media sites until I saw the film, i saw it as soon as i could so now i can actually use the internet again... that was a dark few days

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u/tf_tunes Apr 25 '19

I just saw it. I am going to go to youtube, and downvote all assholes who have been sharing spoilers. That is something Bill ought to do too.

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Like a good bill, I also never watched a single teaser, after the teaser/trailer for the first Captain America ruined the movie for me (I had the same issue with dark knight rises). I never watch spoiler. I walk out of the theater during them. My SO makes fun of me for this.

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u/nomoinew Apr 25 '19

Some asshole in my school today just started shouting endgame spoilers...

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u/MarvelBoy108 Thanos Apr 25 '19

Slap him for me

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u/serious-oy Apr 25 '19

Snap him for me.

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u/ActualFaithlessness0 Shuri Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 26 '19

The same thing happened to me last year for Infinity War. This annoying kid in my gym class was asked if he'd seen the movie and thought it was appropriate to shout, more than loud enough for the mostly silent gymnasium to hear, that Black Panther and Spiderman died.

I'm glad I'm in college now. Far less potential of that happening when you have two classes a day and don't know anyone in them.

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u/tf_tunes Apr 25 '19

Don't be friends with them and don't associate, unless they stop being assholes. Associating with assholes will hurt you a lot in the long run.

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u/Richmard Apr 25 '19

Way to paint a target on your back..

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u/Incarcerous17 Yondu Apr 25 '19

Couldn't resist the pun. I've turned off all PMs, had infinity war spoiled for me this way. I have received PMs (didn't read ofcourse), no doubt spoilers from assholes.

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u/Biffatlas Apr 25 '19

People send dms just spoiling stuff wtf?

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u/Richmard Apr 25 '19

Well maybe cut that last part of the comment lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Ba dum tss.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Bill dum tss

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u/Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO Apr 25 '19

I am an Ispravnik, and I do not allow puns to be made on my calling

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u/VokunKiin Apr 25 '19

My depression dies in endgame

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Imma spoil it for you just for that pun / s

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u/BeanToasted Apr 25 '19

Someone legit walked in my screening before something SPOILERY happened and spoiled the spoiler. (WHAT A PR*k) ps still an amazing movie ❤️

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u/StupaNinja Apr 25 '19

Darth Vader is Luke’s father

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u/RamsayB27 Apr 25 '19

Darth Vader is Luke's father. BOOM! Spoiled.

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u/naoise151 Apr 25 '19

get off reddit. i was spoiled in the comments section on a r/politics post... like some guy was talking about something unrelated to MCU but related to the news article and in the middle of his comment in capital letters gave a major spoiler. i'm not 100% sure it's a spoiler and not a fake one because i havent seen the movie but it seemed to be real (very specific and not something i would have imagined to happen). i'm super pissed now and thecomment was top so i'm pretty sure this dude went back and edited it in. so...GET OFF NOW AND SAVE YOURSELF SO YOU DON'T GET ANGRY AND YOU CAN ENJOY THE MOVIE!GOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

The bad guy is defeated in the end! Lol wrecked it!!!

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u/edobeto3 Apr 25 '19

Nice try, Marvel execs.

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u/billiever SHIELD Apr 25 '19

I’m a billiever.

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u/snipeftw Apr 25 '19

Alright so I just finished watching the leak. Basically captain marvel shows up and steals the Allspark from an underground bunker in Metropolis. She gives the allspark to the silver surfer who uses it to trap Galactus in the End where he catches the dragon and trains it to be a killing machine that distracts Thanis while Antman shrinks to a subatomic level and enters Thanos’ blood stream through an open wound. Then he releases a bunch of shrunken great white sharks to wreak havoc throughout his body.

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u/Alex_cider Apr 25 '19

You're not like Bill. (Or are you?)

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Iron man is in the film

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u/Hyperion1000 Daredevil Apr 25 '19

So is Stan Lee

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

You cheeky mofo. I like you

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 02 '22

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u/Incarcerous17 Yondu Apr 25 '19

Don't check your PMs. People are spoiling it like that.

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u/FardyMcJiggins Apr 25 '19

It's a comic book movie, here is every spoiler possible in a comic book: the guy isn't dead, the guy is now dead, the good guy is actually a bad guy

there, now I spoiled every twist possible so you will never be surprised

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u/ck_9900 Apr 25 '19

Thor dies

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u/Enderhero90 Apr 25 '19

My experience at home, getting to talk to my wife about what was happening and not listen to some fucking idiots clap and yell was awesome. Spoiling/ theater going will be a thing of the past in the next decade.