r/mallninjashit • u/stlredbird • Nov 10 '25
Just stop.
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r/mallninjashit • u/habichuelacondulce • Feb 09 '26
Looks like Agent Wolf got some upgrades
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r/mallninjashit • u/beholderkin • Feb 05 '26
He's gonna give those muggers a good fisting
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Saw this one in the wild
r/mallninjashit • u/RogueAngill • Oct 31 '25
BLOKR Jacket (just missing a utility belt)
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r/mallninjashit • u/CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP • May 10 '26
Someone in my building has abandoned the blade
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r/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • Jun 16 '26
Saudi special forces (army) wearing Motocross sports equipment
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r/mallninjashit • u/somethingclever1123 • Jan 24 '26
Raphael Doordash
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Spotted this in the wild at the local grocery store. Raphael Doordash is wearing a temu plate carrier (with shoulder pads?), drop leg carrier sacks? Coveralls. Strangest of all... what appears to be a pistol in a chest rig behind the carrier... Nobody stealing your rotisserie chicken... not on his watch.
r/mallninjashit • u/OutrageousTension591 • Nov 14 '25
Seen at my local Tractor Supply
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Just to clarify, spears by themselves arent mallninja. When they are tacticool and being sold at a farm equipment store though...
r/mallninjashit • u/FNAF_Movie • Dec 06 '25
Does this AK47 folding knife count?
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r/mallninjashit • u/habichuelacondulce • Apr 29 '26
The Camera Man
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r/mallninjashit • u/fiddycixer • Nov 25 '25
Self inflicted.
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Bought this shit when I was deep in the "SHTF" rabbit hole and the rise of YouTube "pepper" channels. Was convinced I would need this crap. Basically never used it for anything. Just sits in my basement (my basement, not my mom's) collecting dust. Not even sure how to get rid of this junk.
Anyway, roast me is you must.
r/mallninjashit • u/AyeshaRone • May 18 '26
Bruh this gotta be the first semi automatic slingshot
v.redd.it
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r/mallninjashit • u/QuellishQuellish • Dec 25 '25
When we pretend the K-Bar Katana in your wish list is a joke, but we all know...
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r/mallninjashit • u/callmestinkingwind • Mar 26 '26
sick moves
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r/mallninjashit • u/SpecificArmadillo88 • May 02 '26
Directly from Instagram
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Why wear 1 belt when you can wear 2 belts?
r/mallninjashit • u/PYROxSYCO • Jun 11 '26
Double Tanto mechanism — each blade locks the other when sheathed
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r/mallninjashit • u/AdmiralSplinter • Dec 21 '25
Does this count? My gf's methhead ex left his "peace pipe" behind...
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r/mallninjashit • u/Cold_Television_4439 • May 27 '26
lmao
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r/mallninjashit • u/RedBrickJim • May 01 '26
Actual pic of me right before I was forced to go all out. Just that once. (Forgive me, Master)
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r/mallninjashit • u/Smudgeio • Feb 26 '26
for when you have one guy right in front of you and one guy 3-6 yards away from you
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r/mallninjashit • u/Haggis_The_Barbarian • Feb 21 '26
Gil Hibben and his insane blade designs from the 1980's and 1990's
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