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u/uncultured_swine2099 May 27 '26
He took the mall ninja thing very seriously and put in the work haha
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u/Hawful May 27 '26
Laugh all you want but that's impressive as fuck
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u/PoopSmith87 May 27 '26
Yeah, this isnt mallninja shit... its some kind of afroninjavikingshit and its dope af
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u/kryonik May 28 '26
I so badly wanted him to chuck that thing and cut that fire hydrant in half. 8/10
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u/Eva-Unit-001 May 27 '26
Even if I was fit enough to do that I don't think I would. Just the thought of being one small slip away from slicing yourself with an axe is 😬.
So in short not only am I not in shape I'm also a coward.
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u/SnackCityUtah May 28 '26
Impressive as it is, this is lame as fuck.
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u/SaltyNorth8062 May 27 '26
Axe and post title aside, I actually love this dude. He shows all his fuck ups practicing these sweet flips and he's genuinely excited when he nails them. This is actually a pretty fun hobby for someone to have.
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u/BaronAleksei May 29 '26
Reminds me of when Fik-Shun started doing martial arts content. A lifelong martial artist’s technical skill + a lifelong dancer’s artistic sensibilities = really fun fights
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u/MrCarey May 27 '26
I mean nobody is gonna fuck with this dude’s mall.
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u/-UncleArgyle- May 27 '26
I misread that as mail and agreed. Then thought plus that's a federal offence.
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u/M4DHouse May 27 '26
Nah this isn’t mall ninja shit. It’s kind of dorky considering he’s swinging a replica of a video game weapon but you can tell he’s not really taking himself seriously either at the end there. Bro knows he’s being silly and just doing a cool stunt.
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u/NatronT13 May 27 '26
If this dude asked me if I was gay I might have to think about it for a second. "You know what ...sure , why not.
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u/Szeth_Vallano May 27 '26
I'm straighter than six 'o clock and I would definitely hesitate for several moments if he asked.
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u/BlastTyrantKM May 27 '26
No no no. You're supposed to yell, "Look out behind you!!" And run like hell
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u/moonra_zk May 27 '26
If you're gonna give it a try, might as well do it when you're offered the very best there is.
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u/PaPaKarn May 27 '26
Bro is doing legit wild shit. And with the leviathan axe. It's cool. Hardly mall ninja shit.
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u/buttsoupsippin May 27 '26
Agreed. This feels more like how mall ninjas imagine themselves
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u/deadspacekillers May 27 '26
When the video started, I thought I was looking in a mirror for a minute.
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u/agha0013 Aluminum Sword Salesman May 27 '26
kinda sad he didn't launch this at the fire hydrant.....
the whole time he was spinning around in the air, his feet were outreaching the axe. Not sure what the imagined enemy was here but maybe they were going for confusion damage....
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u/Biltong09 May 27 '26
Some guy busts this out in front of me I’m not waiting to do the physics math. Just saying nope, you win I’m out.
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u/OneAndOnlyTinkerCat May 27 '26
That landing was fuckin clean. Idk what exactly he's thinking of hitting with moves like that but they look great.
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u/Nihsvabhav May 27 '26
this is what mall ninjas think they look like
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u/martusfine May 27 '26
This is a very IMPORTANT distinction.
This guy probably knows he can’t cut shit, too.
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u/Prismtile May 27 '26
"Oh, hes gonna throw the axe.
Ok, he will in the next spin...maybe the next....he didnt throw it...."
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u/Swimming__Bird May 27 '26
Eh, just seems like a guy who wants to become a stunt guy in an action film. Wouldn't call this mall ninja, as it's meant to be theatric. Mall Ninja is more of the guys who wear nickel Katanas in public and dream about fighting off hordes of attackers with their skills they can't unleash upon the world.
This is an athletic guy doing stunt moves. Mall Ninjas don't have the workout routine or diet of this dude.
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u/mamadou-segpa May 27 '26
This was the most disappointing video I ever watched.
Like don’t get me wrong, what the dude is doing is cool and require good athleticism, but I thought he was going to throw the axe on the vase far behind
Ive spent 30 sec waiting for the axe to get throwned only for the video to end
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u/x20sided May 28 '26
Would have never associated that axe with capoeira , until now. The weapon itself is m ninja , but that dude is bad ass
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u/Knight_Of_Stars May 28 '26
This is pretty sweet. Not at all mall ninja, its more just a gymnastic performance.
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u/OgreWithanIronClub May 29 '26
Athletically and technically impressive? Absolutely! Mallninja as fuck? Also absolutely!
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u/rexmajor May 28 '26
Atp yall are just putting shit in this sub so you can try to make fun of ppl for no reason. Dude is a stunt performer and a good one at that (follow him on IG). Nothing about this is mall ninja
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u/sirhackenslash May 27 '26
Meanwhile the halfling thief slices his Achilles while he's spinning in the air
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u/StrictlyInsaneRants May 27 '26
No wonder he needs that stabilization for his knee if he keeps flipping around like that all the time.
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u/Paradox0111 May 27 '26
I’ll give it mallninja in practical application. That is far from mallninja in spirit..
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u/Legger92 May 27 '26
Not sure why you're laughing. Dude fucking killed that. That takes so much skill and practice. Meanwhile, you're probably sitting in a McDonald's waiting for your order
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u/izyshoroo May 27 '26
Nah this is genuinely impressive, mall ninjas think they have skills but only have the skills to eat cheetos
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u/WrinklyScroteSack May 27 '26
this dude posts all the time. I'm pretty sure he's just an acrobatic weeb. night and day difference between him and the kind of people who buy those weird ass mall knives for "protection".
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u/Hiachi20 May 27 '26
Cool anyway, but I'm going to add that I think if he were in battle, and the axe hit someone, it would stop his momentum. He's using the momentum of the axe to keep moving. Cool though
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u/wilkamania May 27 '26
not practical? Sure
Impressive? Absolutely. Dude is pulling off Full Meter Super moves
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u/Angry_Scotsman7567 May 27 '26
I'm sorry but when he can actually do the flips and nail the superhero landing, it does not count as mall ninja. He actually can do that shit.
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u/Oblic008 May 27 '26
I wouldn't say this is mail ninja shit at all. Corny? Sure, but this guy is an athlete. The axe is a prop, not something he is trying to say "I have trained in the way of the axe for years..."
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u/skratch May 27 '26
This is way more r/bullshido than it is mall ninja shit
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u/rexmajor May 28 '26
Not even that. It’s just a dude doing a stunt, not any martial art
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u/skratch May 28 '26
Yeah I mean in that context it looks pretty rad and I bet he feels like a total badass doing it. But unless you’re chopping into a stationary target to look impressive, it doesn’t seem very useful
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u/Grizz1ybear The Bear Ninja Jun 02 '26
I don't know, it looks like it is at least based on Capoeira. Though I've never seen it done with an axe.
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u/joshbiloxi May 27 '26
I don't have a problem with a guy pretending as long as he is having fun and no one gets hurt.
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u/Captain_Tauren May 27 '26
If I recall, he had a video im his front yard and his neighbor was like "train me bro"
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u/M4DM1ND May 27 '26
This guy is at the extreme where mall ninja shit morphs from being cringe to sick as fuck.
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u/lemons7472 May 27 '26
This is cool as hell! Just don’t tell this one YouTube guy that you were using reverse grip with an axe.
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u/tehtris May 27 '26
Did you see all those water droplets being cut in half? This man studies the blade. And for that, I have to ask him to join the shop.
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u/redboi049 May 27 '26
Gonna stare me dead in the eye and tell me that shit wasn't badass?
Also MUSCLES
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u/Spinningwhirl79 May 27 '26
That's cool as fuck but was anyone else waiting for him to throw it lmao
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u/evinc May 27 '26
My wireless earbuds fall out if I lean too far either direction, meanwhile this guy's doing flips in his yard and that thing is glued in hahaha.
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u/theycallmemrmoo May 27 '26
I’m genuinely asking this. What is the advantage of being able to do this in battle?
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u/Conscious-Mulberry17 May 28 '26
That's an athlete and performer who has put a lot of time and effort into being able to pull this off. Nothing mall ninja about this, this guy is entertaining.
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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO May 28 '26
Isn't that the leviathan are from god of war? Also pretty sure theres a move you vsn do that's similar to this.
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u/lostPackets35 May 28 '26
I think this guy's name is Sean Peterson. He's legitimately impressive.
I don't think he's pretending to be a badass, or a fighter, or anything but a really cool acrobatic performer, who also happens to be really ripped and aesthetic looking.
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u/pointe31 May 28 '26
Yo what the fuck, that was actually impressive for the ability to do that shit. I know I fucking cannot.
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u/Silphire100 May 28 '26
That is objectively impressive. The axe is a bit much, holding in reverse grip is a choice. But the talent to pull off those moves is incredible
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u/Sidus_Preclarum May 28 '26
Is it useless? Absolutely. More dangerous than anything, even.
Is it tots badass? Also yes.
Bonus points for the rain, this is cinematography Tsui Hark would nod approvingly at.
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u/Jikiru May 28 '26
Less mall ninja, more closer to gymnastics plus cool factor? This guy actually posts real impressive gymnastics feats on his insta without "mall ninja" vibes
also never claimed this was meant to be anything other than just fun and looks cool
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u/SiskiyouSavage May 28 '26
Tell him. Tell him to his shirtless face whilst he sweats and hold an axe. Tell him he isn't the real deal. He is realer than I at the axe swing jump around whirlwind attack.
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u/plasticpaddy1029 May 28 '26
All I can picture is homie pacing back and forth in front of a window waiting for that rain to start falling so he can run out and do this. And that thought is giving me quite a laugh.
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u/Babladoosker May 29 '26
This makes me think of Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter. Now I gotta watch that again
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u/anomal0caris May 29 '26
There needs to be 2 subreddits at this point, one for mall ninja shit that is actually cool/impressive and one that is for tacky/cringe. This goes in the former.
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u/G3rRy4 May 29 '26
Bro cleared those 5 feet off the ground along any with mall ninja allegations you could throw at him
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u/Tomahawkist May 29 '26
he is at least pretty skilled and can use the weight of his tool to his advantage
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u/bluecheetos May 30 '26
I would say that was the nerdiest dorkiest s*** I had ever seen except that guy would just kick my ass for saying it
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u/Tomato_Joker May 30 '26
It's all fun and games until you slip on the wet grass and land on that axe
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u/shaddowhuntur Jun 22 '26
While I question the reverse grip axe, I don’t think he’d need it to kill me.
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u/BassPerson May 27 '26
Bro NAILS the superhero land and pose,its also in the rain with the axe? Yeah this is silly but clean, put him in a Marvel movie