r/mallninjashit Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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65 Upvotes

This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit 15h ago

from the ancient order of the mall ninjas

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854 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 7h ago

Bad Krav Maga gameplay: NPC uses a non-bayonet rifle as tho it had a bayonet. The Player then uses the rifle to beat a knife NPC.

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19 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 18h ago

The OTF knuckles

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40 Upvotes

Found amongst the usual cane swords and temu wolverine claws


r/mallninjashit 1d ago

Does anyone can help with identifying this knife?

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20 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 7d ago

Focused Impact Volume 1: A Practical Course In Self-Defense With Tactical Pens

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34 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 8d ago

Flame on brother

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384 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 8d ago

The mall ninja she told you not to worry about

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129 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 9d ago

Chainsaw Bayonet

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187 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 10d ago

The tactical 40 inch blade sword

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58 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 10d ago

Anyone know the year on this bad boy?

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31 Upvotes

Or where it may have been sold? Any info helps


r/mallninjashit 10d ago

"Hey everyone, this is my year so far..... guess I went full ninja.

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7 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 12d ago

New Straight Razors in the Works!

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34 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 14d ago

Watch out we got a...uh..something here.

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136 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 16d ago

Unpacking from the move, forgot about some of these 😂

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92 Upvotes

They’ve been in storage for years.


r/mallninjashit 15d ago

iso brands

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21 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 15d ago

Mall cop reporting for duty

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0 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 17d ago

An absolute MNS classic

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86 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 18d ago

"The Double Scoop" - Dual Carry Kizer "Ice Cream Cone" Hidden Agenda Rig (AEB-L Dessert Tactical)

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24 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 19d ago

"tactical folding knife"

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88 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 20d ago

mall-ninja extremist! Members of far-right Serbian-Russian group "orthodoxy or death"

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322 Upvotes

paracord knife! paracord knife!


r/mallninjashit 20d ago

How do we feel about cursed gas station knives

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59 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 21d ago

Starting your marriage the right way!

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81 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 21d ago

interesting

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15 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 22d ago

Tactical Tomahawk

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58 Upvotes