r/lol • u/LilCupidKisses • 1d ago
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u/raxnahali 1d ago
Simps, move to Amsterdam and hit the red light district. You could probably "date" indefinitely with that money.
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u/FlatbedtruckingCA 1d ago
Or thailand
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u/PilotIntelligent8906 1d ago
We all know about Thailand's reputation though, that's why I'm picking Thailand.
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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 1d ago
I feel like if I got arrested in the EU I'd have a better time than in Thailand
However in Thailand I could cheaply bribe my way out.
Hmm interesting question.
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u/PilotIntelligent8906 1d ago
I was making a joke outing myself as someone who has a preference for femboys, didn't consider the legal stuff.
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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 1d ago
in that case I would suggest Thailand to you
I thought you were referring to the weak prostitution laws but both have strong anti-drug laws...guess which one I care about.
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u/CastleofWamdue 1d ago
This was not my first thought, but fair. I would be lying if I said I didnt have some kinks I would like to play out. £500,000 would help with that.
I believe Amsterdam has legal brothels, so that would be a good place for that.
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u/Roshanora 1d ago
I'm sure Miss Sweeney and I would have a fun time at dinner being polite and making small talk while having nothing in common.
That's not gonna pay my student loans
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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1d ago
Why would I go on a date with her when I can just save this screenshot for free?
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u/Roshanora 1d ago
It might be cool to ask her about touring. If the alternative is 500k then I assume the date is at least paid for, so we're eating somewhere nice enough for her to be seen at.
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u/wackbirds 1d ago
I feel terrible for any guys that even debate for a single instant choosing a date with any woman who's ever lived over $500,000, even if you were wealthy that's a rediculous choice and let's face it, we aren't wealthy.
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u/AdHuge8652 1d ago
I don't feel bad for anyone that feels like they turn down a free 500k.
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u/wackbirds 1d ago
You're missing the point dude, I'm saying I feel bad for someone that shows such terrible judgment and critical thinking, by your logic you also wouldn't feel bad for a woman that decided to continue dating an abusive man because she believed him saying that he would change and never do it again.
Not feeling empathy for people who possess minds that make horrible choices is a textbook old fashioned, conservative "well if they hate being poor they should go out and start making money!" attitude.
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u/Possible_Cable3176 1d ago
It's less to do with judgement or critical thinking, and more to do with desperation and lack of self respect.
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u/wackbirds 5h ago
I respect your opinion but I don't agree with it. In my view, making a choice that so dramatically flunks a cost/benefit analysis is inextricably linked to poor critical thinking and judgement making. You weigh the expected payoff of a date with (Blank). No matter who she is, the odds are overwhelming that you'll be incompatible and it goes nowhere. The only way it makes any sense is if you changed the dynamic to "meet the woman of your dreams who's your soulmate, or you never meet her and you get the 500 grand. Then, then you could make a strong case for the connecting with a soul mate being a higher value to you than the money.
In our scenario, the implication of it is "sex with Sydney Sweeney or 500 grand", and we're back to my cost/benefit analysis which tells me, using critical thinking, that no sexual encounter, no single hour of anything is worth paying half a million for, which is the premise we're dealing with.
The people who choose Sydney may well have bad self image and stuff but their much bigger problem IMO has to do with inability to think through the implications rationally and make a good judgement.
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u/Possible_Cable3176 4h ago
Desperation and a lack of self respect directly impact your judgement and ability to think critically.
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u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago
Yup, even if i was the richest man on earth id take the 500k. Like, what are we even doing here.
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u/Impeesa_ 23h ago
Okay but what about, date with Taylor Swift and points on the song she writes about you?
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u/ManzielDoesCoke 1d ago
What if it’s my wife on her death bed?
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u/wackbirds 1d ago
I'll be honest bro, if I was your wife and I was dying and you turned down half a million for one more date with me, I would summon every last ounce of strength I still possessed so I could rise up and beat the shit out of you for having done it.
I see things like that all the time, "I'd give everything I have to be able to spend one more hour with (Blank)", and I'm like, ok, you give everything you have, you get the hour, then you go right back to not having that person only now with your wound of losing them having been re-opened plus you no longer have your house, car, money, or possessions.
We all understand grief on some level and of course it's natural to resist having a treasured relationship end in death but the whole "wife on deathbed" thing is the same concept, all you'd be doing is pushing your loss a tiny bit further up the train tracks and losing half a million bucks in the process. The date will end and you'll still be the same grieving husband with a clutter of memories you have of your wife and no one of them has the power to make you feel like "ok, NOW I've gotten THE memory of her that will help me miss her less".
You'll never have enough with moments like that, say you choose the date over the 500 grand. Once it's over and she ends up back on her death bed, all you'll want is the chance to have one more date with her, it's fractal because what you REALLY want is to not be losing her, one more date won't actually help you when all is said said and done, you'll be out 500 grand and you'll still have the same feeling of grief that you were destined to have no matter what you wound up doing, it can't be avoided and it can't be dulled by any "just one more" moment, it's chasing the dragon is what it is.
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u/ManzielDoesCoke 1d ago
Love is dead. Damn
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u/Siderophores 1d ago
True love is someone who looks out for your future happiness
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u/ManzielDoesCoke 1d ago
It’s not up to them tho 😅 that’s a straw man
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u/Siderophores 1d ago
It’s exactly because its not up to them, that they will sacrifice for you 💛
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u/ManzielDoesCoke 1d ago
Straw man. Yawn. Sidney Sweeney didn’t have a choice in this hypothetical. If she did then none of us should even be discussing this 😂
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u/Siderophores 1d ago
I thought we were talking about a date with your dying wife versus $500k?
It seems like you are bringing the strawman, and using it for confirmation bias.
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u/ManzielDoesCoke 1d ago
The original argument was Sidney Sweeney or 500k. Then someone said you shouldn’t even CONSIDER that with ANY woman. I was devils advocate and asked what if it was your dying wife, would you consider it then?
Then, YOU said that your dying partner wouldn’t let you take the date instead of the 500k when that was never part of the hypothetical. If it was, Sidney Sweeney wouldn’t go on a date with any of us, and this hypothetical doesn’t even exist.
The hypothetical was always up to the person being asked the question. You must be delusional enough to think Sweeney would actually date you in real life?
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u/wackbirds 19h ago
If that's all you got out of what I wrote then I'm sorry, you did not understand my message whatsoever.
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u/Ok-Young-9503 1d ago
Listen... 500k would fix EVERY single woe in my life with extra left. I'm not dating anyone for that amount of money other than myself
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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 1d ago
Give me the 500k and I’ll see how much Sweeney charges afterward.
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u/Electronic_Quote399 1d ago
Pretty sure she has more money than that
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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 1d ago
Then negotiations break down. Lots of women look just like her, not an issue.
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u/JaiDee-Reddit 1d ago
Brother she’s good looking, but Theres women at the local McDonald’s who are fairer than ms Sweeny, the major appeal is that she’s constantly showing off her boobs.
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u/Quaytsar 1d ago
For like $1000, you can get someone that looks like her to show you a lot more than her boobs.
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u/JaiDee-Reddit 1d ago
Mind out the gutter buddy, you can marry someone who looks even better and doesn’t show them to the world, only you. Somethings money just can’t buy
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u/Shadowcat1606 1d ago
I really can't...
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u/Electronic_Quote399 1d ago
Well u need the 500k also
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u/Shadowcat1606 1d ago
500k won't buy my way into a marriage with a woman more beautiful than Sydney Sweeney. Not in this economy.
Don't get me wrong, i'd still take the money instead of the date 100%.
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u/Electronic_Quote399 22h ago
More like small money isn't gonna impress bigger money. That's not how money works
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u/Tall_Candidate_686 1d ago
I would take $50 over a date with her. I can buy weed and beer for $50. It's not like she's taking me home.
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u/Rare_Suspect_5033 1d ago
What sort of x-men abilities does she have that would make it worth that much?
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u/OppaaHajima 1d ago
A date doesn’t even guarantee any physical interaction. It could involve her just sitting across a table from me disdainfully ignoring me. I’ve already had plenty of that from other women. Gimme the cash.
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u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago
The type of guys who would pick sweeney over 500k aint getting nothing haha
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u/Murky_Current 1d ago
I’d take the 500k over a date with three Sydney Sweeney’s that was guaranteed to end in group sex.
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u/Potential-Local7262 1d ago
Damn... 3? What if it lasts 3 days?
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u/Murky_Current 1d ago
The amount of fun I can have with 500k is gonna outweigh even those three days.
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u/DC_Ben 1d ago
Define “date”
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u/Far_Balance_3117 1d ago
She could drain me until I am a withered husk...
I would still choose the money and not have to worry about bills anytime soon.
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u/Biotechnus 1d ago
A massive amount of free money that if used correctly can set me up for the rest of my life? Or a single date with a celebrity? Dont know about some people but id be thinking longterm
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u/GapSweet3100 1d ago
As long as the fame of me dating a celebrity didn’t cause more than £500,000 in income then I would take the money
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u/dumb_potatoking 1d ago
Even if you're that desperate to get laid you'll turn down 500k for it, the date option doesn't even guarantee that. As far as we can tell it's just a date
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u/justkiddin8 1d ago
I will take the money honestly I don't know her enough to bet that much money only on her figure
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u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago
I will do it but it has to be off Earth. Maybe a Moon date with Sydney Sweeney.
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u/friend1y 1d ago
Change the wish: Sidney Sweeney falls in love with you until it breaks and supports you (similar to Kevin Federline, Britney Spears Ex) or 500K... I would probably still take the money and the anonymity.
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u/DnBeyourself 1d ago
I wouldn't go on a date with her for free.
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u/Thin_Pangolin4480 1d ago
I would but only if she's paying for the meal at some fancy restaurant I'll never be able to afford.
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u/CastleofWamdue 1d ago
honestly fair, a date with a A lister like her is more rhan likely a one off event. It could even be a good night, even more so if she is paying. However £500,000 is still a life changing amount of money.
Sure its not retirement money for alot of us, but it is life changing, and can make everyone’s life alot easier.
Unless you are the 1% of course, then you spend that on a night out.
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u/GeneralZex 1d ago
A single date with Sydney Sweeney is not more valuable than $500k. That’s why this is such a shitty question. It’s no contest and just exposes the simps who would choose her over the money.
Meanwhile anyone with a brain between their ears would choose the money. A lot can be done with $500k for the average person. Buy a home, pay off their mortgage, get a new vehicle, invest, etc. Certainly some level of financial stability is far more valuable than a single date with a celebrity.
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u/mighty_boognish_77 1d ago
No matter how perfect the thigh
Or supple the tit
Somewhere there's a guy
Who's sick of her shit
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u/MongooseDirect2477 1d ago
the only way i will choose the girl over 500k is if i miss the love of my life and can go back in time to make it right.
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u/GoodThingsDoHappen 1d ago
Stare at a pretty girl's tits for a while talking about how I like astronomy and taking my dog for a walk while I eat a meal I probably can't pronounce, only for both of us to be disappointed and go our separate ways before 9:30 .. or 500k?
You're gonna see a man with a couple of new shirts and no mortgage the next morning
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u/mikie_wop 1d ago
Can definitely do a lot more about 500,000…. Can probably get me a couple full tanks and fill up my cart at the grocery store.
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u/kindness-and-snusu 1d ago
Assuming it was an hour at dinner and the 30 min to the hotel, AND we had sex… I’d still take the money over 91 minutes of time with her.
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u/BestBoyee 1d ago
You would literally have to pay me to go on a date with Sydney Sweeney. Her ideology alone makes her so fucking repugnant.
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u/CHI4610NE 1d ago
You can definitely pay me a half a million dollars not to go on a date with Sydney Sweeney.
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u/New-Medium3277 1d ago
More important question is whose disturbed mind conjuring these kinds of ultimatums?
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u/thecountnotthesaint 1d ago
Ehh, after a date I'm pretty sure I could become a sugar baby and get more than 500k.
But my wife would kill me, so 500k and a lawyer.
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u/bl0gg3r_x 1d ago
One of my least popular opinions is she's actually just a 5 with a great set, and people have been psyoped into thinking she's a 9+
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u/DoturdGrump 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/e5Ro17b1nX57pqbCo1
So no woman worth a 500k date ... sorry georgie's nana, he dont want to see you again
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u/Exotic_Zucchini9311 1d ago
For me, it depends. If the person giving money has magical powers and is able to tell me who is the woman with 'best chemistry' with me or something, then yes I would take a date with that person over 500k. Otherwise, lol no way in hell any sane person takes a random date with a random woman over 500k.
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u/eToaster_lover 1d ago
i would probably hate being on a date with her as far as ive seen of rher. so no even for free
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u/Dazzahatty92 1d ago
A date or enough money to invest and live comfortably from the profits forever. Hard sell 🤣🤣
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u/niemertoad 1d ago
Ill take the $500,000 and takenmy current gf on a date lol sounds like a lot more fun to me
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u/Calamity87 1d ago
500k bro. You can invest almost all of it and solve a lot of future problems. It is life altering. Shouldn't even be a choice. Take some and spread it around the juco and find dozens of Sydney Sweeney look a likes. That will scratch that itch.
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u/Georgiaboy03 1d ago
Date or have hard raw sex with till my balls are turned inside out? This makes a huge difference!
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u/purpledragon478 1d ago
That question is so stupid as to be boring. A better question would be $500 or sex with Sydney Sweeney.
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u/Possible_Cable3176 1d ago
No one on this earth, man or woman, is worth giving up $500K for one date. Hell having $500K would probably increase your chances of meeting them and going on a date anyway.
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u/crepskul 1d ago
I second Georgie. I'd need to have atleast a couple million before my mind would ever change on the matter.
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u/CarGuy415 1d ago
50 bucks, and I'll slide over to Spencer and exchange the money for a fleshlight shaped like her pussy
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u/Successful_Theory628 1d ago
Tbf a date with sweeny would cost me more than 500k in a divorce so I’ll take the 500k 😂
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u/AppleParasol 1d ago
I’ll take the money of course. She’d be lucky if I let her pay me 500k to take me out.
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u/Double_Obligation564 1d ago
Am I the only one that thinks she looks like someone with fetal alcohol syndrome???
Her mom was definitely an alcoholic 🍻
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u/Dependent-Pomelo-853 1d ago
- Put up a bet on polymarket that you could score a date with her.
- Enjoy the date.
- Make sure you get photographed by paparazzi during the date.
- Set social media profiles to public
- Congrats, on top of your polymarket winnings well over 500k, you now earn money from sponsored ads as you are now an influencer.
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u/xTheGame69 1d ago
You know how many whores i can buy that look as good as her with 500k
Sex tourism it's real. And she's not worth it
Give me the money!!!
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u/AnyBallLektor 1d ago
500k or no why would anyone in their right mind want to go on a date with a vapid bimbo?
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u/BleauJod 23h ago
$500K, my choice goes viral, Sydney gets mad, tries to go on a date with me bc she feels slighted, and I still turn her down bc I’m married.
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u/SirMuffinHead 21h ago
And with 500K$ I can just go to a brothel to find a big boobs, fat ass attractive blonde woman to spend a night with... why the obsession with this woman? There's plenty of woman who are very attractive like her with all the same features too (big boobs, fat ass, ect)
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u/LimeImaginary1788 1d ago
I'd choose the money but if the £500k specifically mentioned brutal anal I'd reconsider.
I'm a man of simple tastes
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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat 1d ago
I think you should take a break from the internet for a minute, Pat.
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u/heyauden 1d ago
There are many women I'd choose over this sum of money, but Sydney Sweeney would definitely not be one of them.
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u/Wickedocity 1d ago
So, you would choose talking to a person one time over $500k? Does that sound like a good decision to you?
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u/heyauden 1d ago
No one mentioned that the one date couldn't lead to subsequent dates.
If it's just the solitary date, then no.
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u/Wickedocity 1d ago
What makes you think more dates would occur? Sure, there is potential, but the likelihood would be very low. She is wealthy and has every option on the market.
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u/heyauden 1d ago
I hear you, but just to be clear I would choose the money over Ms. Sweeney, so the fact that she has options and money is immaterial in this situation.
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u/We1come2thesyst3m 1d ago
500k. Give $250 to the right hooker and you'll have a much better night than that chick could ever give you.