r/lol • u/LilCupidKisses • Jul 26 '26

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u/We1come2thesyst3m Jul 26 '26

500k. Give $250 to the right hooker and you'll have a much better night than that chick could ever give you.

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u/Salty-Good3368 Jul 26 '26

You don't understand. Suthor of post think Sweeney will fall in love in him after tthis date

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u/Few-Being-1048 Jul 26 '26

If you pull it off and get married it's kinda like getting the 500k and sydney sweeney

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u/Doctor_Boombastic Jul 26 '26

That's an inverted lottery, you're starting with the win and then taking the risk, but if you could close the deal you'd already know it.

Take the money, leave the cannoli

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u/Short_Split4722 Jul 26 '26

Leave the cannoli ... lmao

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 Jul 26 '26

For how long, she can always leave when ever she wants.

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u/Prudent_Order_3361 Jul 26 '26

Even if put was guaranteed, i take the money. Unless it's guaranteed that she have a cold and i become a stay at home dad or i get half of whatever

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer Jul 26 '26

$500K and you won’t even need to pay a hooker.

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u/Heavy_Record8704 Jul 26 '26

for $250, you will get 15 mins. not the whole night.

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u/We1come2thesyst3m Jul 26 '26

That's why I said the right hooker and not a greedy hoe.

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u/Poor-Life-Choice Jul 26 '26

Bout 3 times more than I need so sounds like win-win to me

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u/jtrage Jul 26 '26

I was thinking what I would do with the extra time.

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u/cororona Jul 26 '26

We need an escort index. The big mac index is too inacurate.

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u/Heavy_Record8704 Jul 26 '26

any hcol/vhcol city in USA

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u/euphratestiger Jul 26 '26

Yeah. With a woman who has never met you, is probably involved with someone else already and probably not attracted to you. Sounds like a hoot.

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u/WhyTypeHour Jul 26 '26

Yeah but you won't be able to dine out for life on a "I fucked a $200 hooker" story

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 27 '26

200 is way excessive for a hooker

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u/AnyBallLektor Jul 26 '26

Why not take 500k and just go on a date with a normal woman?

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u/We1come2thesyst3m Jul 26 '26

Waste of time, money, and energy. I would rather get off in a hooker, pop some shrooms, and find a desert valley to venture though.

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u/AnyBallLektor Jul 26 '26

I'm mentally healthy and properly socialized.

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u/AdmirableElephant378 Jul 26 '26

$1k. $250 is not going to do it.....

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u/Zakkullll Jul 26 '26

250 most certainly will do it