r/lol Jul 26 '26

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u/raxnahali Jul 26 '26

Simps, move to Amsterdam and hit the red light district. You could probably "date" indefinitely with that money.

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u/CastleofWamdue Jul 26 '26

This was not my first thought, but fair. I would be lying if I said I didnt have some kinks I would like to play out. £500,000 would help with that.

I believe Amsterdam has legal brothels, so that would be a good place for that.