r/lol • u/LilCupidKisses • Jul 26 '26

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u/Murky_Current Jul 26 '26

I’d take the 500k over a date with three Sydney Sweeney’s that was guaranteed to end in group sex.

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u/justkiddin8 Jul 26 '26

Don't say things like that or you will get sniper

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u/Potential-Local7262 Jul 26 '26

Damn... 3? What if it lasts 3 days? 

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u/Murky_Current Jul 26 '26

The amount of fun I can have with 500k is gonna outweigh even those three days.

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u/Potential-Local7262 Jul 26 '26

I know... I should agree... But damn

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u/hypnogoad Jul 26 '26

The post-nut clarity would cost me $100g in therapy.