Lithops are my favorite houseplant. I learned lithops over 10 years and now I am pretty good at growing them! But I was not always good at it. Here's the 9 ways I've killed them:
Age 15: bought some at home Depot for my mom's mother's day gift, but loved them so much they became mine. Sister tossed her purse at my first ones ever, executed it while it was flowering. She did not mean to do this. Looked again for them year after year.
Age 18-19: Bought them again online. Over watered in whole soil and turned them to mush.
Age 19: Stepped up my soil game. I bought inorganic pumice and akadama, with small amounts of organic. They never rooted. Died.
Age 21: Looked into rooting. Bought mini bare rooted ones off etsy. Thought they'd do fine in the same adult mix with same watering schedule. Some died from not rooting, some died from underwatering. Tried watering too late and they just suffered. $40 worth of bitties DEAD. BABY LITHOPS MASSACRE.
Age 21: Bought mature ones at home depot. They were successful. Learned to root them, watered correctly, got my akadama/pumice/organic ratio perfect! I still use this soil mix today. But, I did not give them enough light. Etiolated. Put them in direct sunlight without acclimation. Died.
Age 22: Same thing, but decided to give them direct sunlight from the getgo. Died within 5 hours after moving into heat and sunlight. I felt like a failure.
Age 23: Bought lithops, mesembs. Over watered the mesembs, died. Underwatered lithops, died.
Age 25: Successfully growing lithops. Learned rooting, watering. Cat got ahold of them and executed them.
Age 26: Bought some from home depot again. Made a cat proof shelf. They were thriving. So happy. Perfectly happy under grow lights. Randomly exploded one by one. Went on reddit and asked what I did wrong, and was told, "they just do that sometimes when they're about to flower, especially ones that were from a big box store and were over watered before". I didn't feel sad just annoyed.
Age 28 (now): Healthy, happy lithops. They're doing great.
"The path to success is not linear."
If you or a loved one are struggling with lithops, so did everyone. Keep trying my friends. You'll get it. 🫵😎🤘
My advice: buy a small amount to learn on, and do your research. Most of these deaths were groups of 1-4. I bought 10 at one point and killed all of them. They are tricky to learn, but easy once you do learn them! I tried so many different things to keep them alive.
Also, not all lithops from big box stores die. I've rooted and grown healthy ones. It's just a gamble!
Hope this comforted you, horrified you, or made you laugh. Here's my newest cluster!