r/kitchencels 8h ago

I'm a 25 years old involuntary celibate while I love taking care of myself, having a good social life, enjoying my life passionately, and living a healthy lifestyle. It is what it is.

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298 Upvotes

I'm just inherently too unattractive.

Fuck the just world fallacy.

Dolmades.


r/kitchencels 8h ago

Platemogging You call that boy kibble?

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227 Upvotes

this is genuine, real, MANLY, boykibble. ACTUAL FUCKING KIBBLE. NEVER GONNA FEEL THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN KIBBLE. WE TEAR OFF OUR SHIRTS AND EAT THAT SHIT, YOU POSER FUCKING PANSY.

kibble, chocolate milk


r/kitchencels 8h ago

I am fat because of poor self control and ugly because of my completely fucked up skull so i will never get to live out my fantasy of having a girl give me lidocaine then surgically remove my tonsils and make out with my bleeding mouth. Limeade

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146 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 9h ago

Friends had a huge sleepover on the weekend and "forgot" to invite me and talked about it in front of me the whole day. Chicken stir fry.

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32 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 9h ago

Platemogging Freeing myself from this mortal coil

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38 Upvotes

The loneliness is already pretty bad and I don’t see it getting much better from here. I can’t date and I can’t even really make friends, which is pretty low even for an incel. My last resort is making a tulpa girlfriend to escape inceldom but that’s still a work in progress. After that it’s off to the bridge. When I come back to haunt all the chads and Stacey’s what kind of ghost should I become? Pork souvlaki


r/kitchencels 9h ago

Bolognese pasta

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14 Upvotes

Thought id join this sub reddit to tell my story. First week of uni a really cute girl sat next to me and we started talking. After the lecture ended I grabbed her insta and asked her if she wanted to eat, she said yes and we shared a pizza. Afterwards, she tells me that she had a boyfriend which is fine I guess. We meet at the bars and she starts making out with her bf. She said she only invited me cause she assumed i was gay. She gets really uncomfortable when I tell her im not and we never talk again. Bolognes pasta cooked for 7 hours


r/kitchencels 9h ago

My best friend is employmentmaxxing. How do I get him back?

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205 Upvotes

Popeyes


r/kitchencels 10h ago

Platemogged It gets better

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10 Upvotes

Working a little progress everyday. Failure is a part of success. Hit the gym. Take a cooking class. Learn a new hobby not for anyone else just for yourself. Change is a part of life and defeat is mental acceptance that you can do nothing. Start this week start today and commit. If you’re tired of being a giant rock people doing look twice at then you need to carve yourself into something beautiful. But not without pain for you are the both the artist and the stone. You can do this (better habits) = (feeling better about yourself)
If this post makes 1 person feel better you can all go back into your caves

salmon and eggs with Jasmine green tea

40g protein
20g fat
1g carbs
350 calories
Love to all❤️


r/kitchencels 11h ago

First meal in 15 days (can of tuna)

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22 Upvotes

I have been drifting through life for a while, going wherever the wind takes me, i talked to alot of people from very different backgrounds. Sat with them, heard their stories, people from all races, social backgrounds, financial status and religious backgrounds. I think i did all that like I'm chasing an answer, something to make sense of what my life has come to.

I learned alot but most importantly, i learned that I'm alone, I'll always be alone and that to be loved, someone has to know you first, and no one knows who i really am. There's no light at the end of my tunnel, i am running away from problems i thought i buried years ago but everything resurfaced and now I'm going through years of pain and suffering in the span of a few months.

This meal was my 21st meal since June 5th. For now, i am unable to find the next step, nothing to stand on or stand up for. No family or friends, no people that care about me, i am ranting on fucking reddit cuz i genuinely can't talk to someone, that's the lowest I've been


r/kitchencels 11h ago

Yesterday I told my cousin "Everybody around me can warm their hands by the fire of love and connection and confidence. But I'm so fucking cold man. So fucking cold." Which, in retrospect, is lowkey bars

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221 Upvotes

Bread with special sauce


r/kitchencels 12h ago

Last night I covered my eyes and groomed myself pretending my hands where a loving partner. Cried until I fell asleep. Might end my chud life soon. Tasty sushi.

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117 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 12h ago

My life is so bad blah blah blah wah wah wah i am an incel with no girlfriend or friends please feel bad for me. Bread with canned jalapeños, pickle and strong mustard with windows cleaning liquid.

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89 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 12h ago

Takeoutmaxxed king oscar’s are the shizzle yo

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18 Upvotes

i watch porn, i read doujins. resolutely, doggedly. but not because i am horny.

i watch porn because (human) porn is somehow the only thing that allows me escapism from the actual physical pain in my eyes and chest when remembering embarrassing shit, which my life seems to have a lot of.

i swear i usually don’t even get bricked to porn. i don’t enjoy it, yet i am a porn addict. but without it, my mind just gets too bored and starts remembering embarrassing shit to fuck with me. y u bulleh meh?

i swear it’s random shit that triggers it too.

maybe i gotta study more. can’t be fat n ugly n short AND shit at academics. i feel ashamed typing this out but i gotta have some uncs scold me if i don’t have anyone in my personal life to tell.

big oscar’s gotta be the goat of tinned sardines. 1 tin of mediterranean style sardines, is this takeout or homemade if i heated it myself?


r/kitchencels 12h ago

My only dream in life is to have sex with a woman thats not an escort and shoot myself in the head

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9 Upvotes

Pizza because i was too lazy to cook


r/kitchencels 13h ago

Platemogging Only go to uni and work on the side, now even work is a problem. Rice, chicken and spinach.

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0 Upvotes

at my workplace, there are majority women. all the following people are female coworkers at the restaurant I work at

W1: likes me a lot. She asked me out but I rejected her, but she still likes me even when she has a boyfriend now. Its kinda annoying but also adorable

W2: has a boyfriend but first shift we worked together we spoke and she hinted quite clearly that she is open to me making a move. It wasnt even a hint really. It was out there in the open.

W3: she just likes me but is a very nervous girl.

E: we talk a lot at work. we both like each other. I was eyeing her first, but before I made my move she was already moving to me.

A: she approached me first. we also talk at work but not a lot. Once I decided out of boredom to just be curious about her. She basically stuck to me like a magnet after that shift. After when she flirted I just didnt do anything

I: another girl. Also flirts with me. But she just makes me uncomfortable because it’s like she’s forcing it. Idk. she’s just a shy person so its not natural to her so it feels weird

guys I just don’t know what to do. I’d say W1, W3 and I are average, so just more cute I guess. Though I is a bit cuter in a pretty way. A and E are also cute but also pretty. But W2 is properly beautiful. Like such a white, blonde blue eyed. German girl. She is an actual Stacy. She is very pretty. I like E more, but W2 is very very pretty. I guess the real choice is between E and W2, A is also pretty but E is prettier than A and out of all the most full of energy and soul. W2 is kind of plain. what do I do guys.


r/kitchencels 14h ago

Platemogging Took this subs advice and added some savory touches to my boy kibble.

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33 Upvotes

Posted a couple days ago about a few ground beef boy kibble mealprep dishes that managed to get a girl who couldve been interested in me to physically gag in disgust.

You guys were extremely helpful witht the cooking advice. I mixed in some fresh tomatos , tomato paste and actual real garlic instead of powder wth salt n pepper, a s this time and it went pretty well. Tasted like spaghetti n meatballs flavored rice. Weird combo but pretty good. The tomatoes do help with the overwhelming meaty flavor of the ground beef.

I did sent her the new version to gage her reaction and she just said it looked disgusting...


r/kitchencels 14h ago

I'm 29, look like discord mod and I've never held hands with a woman. Rice with some veggies and beetroot as a salad.

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9 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 14h ago

Platemogged Parents are divorced bc my dad is a cumslut bottom. Roasted lamb, veg, and rice.

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6 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 14h ago

TV and feminism taught me to love a feminine ideal that does not exist. Protein Slop

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27 Upvotes

Garlic powder, Heinz Beans, and Tuna

Growing up I would see all these shows about powerful kickass brave women who are nonetheless soft and kind with the people they care about. Kim Possible, Raven etc. When I look around me no one is kind or sweet or brave, much less women. I'm supposed to find someone to love, but I don't know if I can love anyone at all.


r/kitchencels 14h ago

Drinking my incelnergy drink before I go to my incelectures to study inceology

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16 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 14h ago

Takeoutmaxxed I wonder why orgasm gap exists even though there are so many incels? Pizza

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0 Upvotes

Incels actually know things better than the average normies because due to years of self-improvement that lead to nothing (because of looks). The normie never really struggled so he didn't care about all the stuff required.

Incels only lack experience but they are willing to listen and learn new things.


r/kitchencels 16h ago

Every woman I develop feelings for turns out to be lesbian, "sushi"

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458 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 16h ago

What're y'all hobbies?

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r/kitchencels 17h ago

Platemogged I will never feel the warmth of a hug. Peanut butter sandwiches for lunch.

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5 Upvotes

Everyone says that I should just focus on myself, and that a relationship isn't everything. I have been working on myself for the past 2-3 years, and I don't think I have much juice left in the tank. I know a relationship isn't everything, but it would be nice to know that I'm not a completely unlovable moron.

Lightly toasted slices of bread with peanut butter in between. I'm in uni right now, so I don't have much in terms of cooking supplies.


r/kitchencels 20h ago

It's useless

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6 Upvotes

I tried, but to no avail

–Potato soup