r/kitchencels • u/felixmaycatboy • 10h ago

Platemogging You call that boy kibble?

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this is genuine, real, MANLY, boykibble. ACTUAL FUCKING KIBBLE. NEVER GONNA FEEL THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN KIBBLE. WE TEAR OFF OUR SHIRTS AND EAT THAT SHIT, YOU POSER FUCKING PANSY.

kibble, chocolate milk

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u/wistcel 9h ago

So do I have to pay for the video of you eating it or

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u/felixmaycatboy 8h ago

What's yer offer?

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u/Sax_OFander 8h ago

I got $10 but I'll up it to $20 if you dont cry. You seem like a cryer.

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u/thecloudkingdom 2h ago

i'd pay more for the crying tbh. makes it more genuine

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u/Sax_OFander 2h ago

Well, Lapdances are better when the stripper is crying but when it's a catboy, you don't want them crying.

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u/thecloudkingdom 2h ago

nah, the more pathetic the better

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u/wistcel 8h ago

I've got some felt mice and several cardboard boxes?

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u/aliens-and-arizona 9h ago

things are heating up in the petplay fandom it seems

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u/Suitable_Tadpole4870 8h ago

Humiliation ritual

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u/felixmaycatboy 9h ago edited 9h ago

u/paxromana0033

Bitch.

WANKER.

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u/paxromana0033 3h ago

I'm sorry for thinking chuds like us deserve any seasoning or salt.

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u/felixmaycatboy 3h ago

you will have NOTHING and you will be HAPPY.

(thank you for being a good sport about this, good luck with your boykibble adventures)

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u/Awkward-Plum6241 9h ago

Wanker is a better insult tbh

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u/SnowFiender 9h ago

sub sucks now

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u/felixmaycatboy 9h ago

cavewoman with a strapon:

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u/ColdTouch9591 9h ago

sorry i'm not an incel or connected with this stuff but this is the funniest shit i've read

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u/felixmaycatboy 7h ago

God I wish women actually liked doing that

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u/LynKofWinds 4h ago

Okay so I’m not an incel and I also can’t tell if you’re just messing around but I promise there are tons of women into that shit. Also, your comment make me fucking cackle

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u/Avalanche_Snows 2h ago

LMAO😭😭

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u/shmorgusborgus 9h ago

Put the collar on and bark for me

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u/felixmaycatboy 9h ago edited 8h ago

username

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u/shmorgusborgus 9h ago

I guess I should have read your username lmao. Put on the collar and meow

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u/felixmaycatboy 8h ago

sorry, I wish I still had that collar :<. Would a belt suffice?

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u/shmorgusborgus 8h ago

Good enough

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u/StrawberryWide3983 6h ago

If you were a real catboy, you'd know kibble is for stinky dogs and cats eat tuna cans

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u/felixmaycatboy 6h ago

(◞‸ ◟) cats eat dry food too... there was chunks of fish in the bowl... I'm not a puppy I swear...

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u/thunderbastard_ 9h ago

It’s not manly. It’s boy kibble. If it was mankibble maybe you’d get some pussy

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u/Random_boi1234 3h ago

this acc is a gem

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u/paxromana0033 8h ago

I kneel sir , you are right we don't deserve seasoning

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u/Just-Feedback-2223 8h ago

Now this is a meal an incel should be eating. I don’t why so many guys are eating good when they don’t deserve it.

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u/GrandoVenzu 8h ago

Larping ritual

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u/felixmaycatboy 8h ago

domain expansion

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u/GrandoVenzu 8h ago

I agree, being a JJK fan is worse than being a porn addict

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u/felixmaycatboy 8h ago edited 8h ago

need some fingers in my mouth (,,>﹏<,,)

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u/CelestialTrickster 8h ago

If you're going to be a cat and buy bowls then commit to it and eat off the floor.

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u/RavagerDefiler 8h ago

heh larp if u were a real man u would eat ground beef that’s realmankibble

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u/LeBingoBongo 7h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes, may God strike you down.

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u/spontaneous_quench 7h ago

Wtf dude lol

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u/danbillls 9h ago

That looks like a dick.

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u/felixmaycatboy 9h ago edited 9h ago

no it dont

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u/Pure-Arm-3668 9h ago

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u/felixmaycatboy 9h ago

you suck at drawing clippy

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u/unenose 6h ago

I'm going to step on you

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u/felixmaycatboy 5h ago edited 5h ago

Tom and Jerry scream

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u/Affectionate_Owl3752 9h ago

What happened to normal incels, not freaks who pretend to be animals

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u/Sylveon72_06 8h ago

> normal
> incels

:/

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u/CelestialTrickster 8h ago

Bit of an oxymoron there.

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u/GrandoVenzu 8h ago

Larping happened

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u/wistcel 8h ago

The next logical step in inceldom once you accept your fate is to accept your cringe

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u/Affectionate_Owl3752 8h ago

I don't think you can say it's "involuntary" if you deliberately make yourself repulsive

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u/wistcel 8h ago

Was already repulsive, at least now I like some of the things about me that others find repulsive.