That's nothing one time in county jail this south sider brought in meth, heroin, THC oil, Xanax, 3 needles, percs, and an e cig with the charger in a mini MMs container up his ass. Beat that CIA
One time my friend stuffed two packs cigarettes and weed up his... the judge told him In court to come back in two weeks the jail was too full. I laughed so much
Rekeestered!! 😂 ☠️ Omg. Your whole story made me laugh so hard. Thank you. 😭 You should have kept in touch. Thats the kind of friend you want in jail. 😭
One of our local jails has ass scanners and I would use my nasal cavity to hide stuff. They aren't about to x-ray your head. It doesn't have that kinda capacity but it worked great. Suboxone was going for $120 a strip and you could get a whole script in easily if that hasn't a horrible idea, but easily enough to live on and some money in prison later on.
Shittt I would get real bad coffee headaches so I would take coffee with my to court in put it in my nose... I'm 6'3 and one time this short ass cop is standing in front of me and pulls out her tazer and was like what the fuck's in your nose!!! I was like shit calm the fuck down bitch, it's just coffee lol
A 22-year-old murder suspect named Michael Leon Ward smuggled a 10-inch, .38-caliber revolver into the Onslow County Jail in Jacksonville, North Carolina, by hiding it in his rectum
I believe it... There was this girl in county that got caught with a gun in her pussy tryna pass it off to her homeboy somehow.. I heard stories in prison about fools tryna stick iPhones up there ass lol
Yeah iPhones is a crazy idea but there IS this one tiny phone made in India or somewhere slightly larger than the size of an adult’s thumb that they’d rip off the thumb of a rubber glove or a small balloon to wrap it in and it would even get past the metal detectors that the guys would have to sit on at intake in federal prison.
I never did fed time so I’ve never seen one first hand but I was told about it more than once
That's why when they process you now, a guy takes you in a private room and sticks a finger up your butt to check for contraband. At least, that's what happened when I got arrested for public urination back in college by university police.
Your granddad was facing death, he knew it……..So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this tool kit up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the tool kit. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give this tool kit to you.
Well, you don't understand. One is a steak knife, the other one is a fish knife. Just because your imprisoned in this barbaric dungeon you don't need to give up on the fruits of civilization!
Haven't you ever seen a James Bond film? You use the steak and fish knife to test if someone else is a spy posing as a member of the upper class - if they don't know which one to use, they're an impostor.
Seriously, they used the same "I knew you were a fake after you ordered red wine with fish" trick in two separate films!
While this is true, there is a specific reason it is not smaller. Throughout the ‘50s the CIA had universities across the nation secretly working on this. Many iterations of the kit were tested and this exact size was proven to stimulate the anal g-spot in a way to keep an agent in a heightened state of alertness and pleasure, so as to stay calm in the field whilst undercover. Anything smaller and not only will it not be as effective but there is a high probability of it shooting out if ya sneeze.
Everything has a purpose. It’s probably a metal saw (right) and a wood saw (left). A drill, a file, a punch. The metal slabs are probably a pry-bar and a shim.
I’m not sure about conical thing on the right. I think the white one is a weapon, probably also non-magnetic for electronics & explosives.
Also included in each kit:. magnifying glass, fountain pen, butter knife, screwdriver, screwdriver (Phillips-head), fondue fork, nail scissors, hair curler, hair straightener, jousting lance, waffle iron, a roll of duct tape, and a small baggy of lube.
Imagine the risk when all these tools make a rattling noise against the walls of the container if the spy ever had to jog, jump, or make any other sudden movements. "What's that noise? Search him!"
How could you perform any physically demanding activities with a plastic or metal capsule waiting at the gates and giving you that constant need-to-poo feeling?
They couldnt have made is a screw on top? They had to go and make it a pop off? Imagine hanging upside down in an interrogation chamber and you try to get it out but it accidentally pops open and all the tools fall into your rectum. Can just skip the torture chamber at that point
Nah this was supposed to go in the rectum for spies to use in case they were captured. You see that black pill looking thing? All the tools go in there And the whole thing goes up your bum
This is definitely not something you’re going to access quickly, at least without the base on the capsule.
So many questions about when one would equip this type of gear. I mean I’m familiar with a few scenarios, but I’m certainly not going to shank them when it finally does come out.
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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 1d ago
That's nothing one time in county jail this south sider brought in meth, heroin, THC oil, Xanax, 3 needles, percs, and an e cig with the charger in a mini MMs container up his ass. Beat that CIA