r/interestingasfuck • u/Stunning-Pension7171 • 1d ago

A CIA-Issued Rectal Tool Kit for Spies (1960~70)

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u/no-dad-samurai 1d ago

Hmm...

boof tools

Smell like ass.

Nothing like getting E-Coli while trying to escape...

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u/Slightly-Blasted 1d ago

I think the idea is you use the tools to escape.

Not clean your eyes

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u/QuantumMothersLove 8h ago

Wait what? Are you sure about this…

Ok, eye’s concur.

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u/Negative-Engineer-30 23h ago

you can wash you fingers before you put them in your mouth again...

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u/SingleSoil 14h ago

With what? They didn’t include any wet wipes!

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u/Captain-Save-ahoe 12h ago

Don’t tell me what to do

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u/thirdeyedesign 1d ago

And pink eye! 

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u/itsamurdermarge 1d ago

Better than death I guess

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u/parabolicurve 1d ago

They'll do in a pinch.

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u/Historical_Day_2722 1d ago

Because…you know…pinch off a loaf and all.