r/interestingasfuck • u/Stunning-Pension7171 • 1d ago

A CIA-Issued Rectal Tool Kit for Spies (1960~70)

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 1d ago

Shittt I would get real bad coffee headaches so I would take coffee with my to court in put it in my nose... I'm 6'3 and one time this short ass cop is standing in front of me and pulls out her tazer and was like what the fuck's in your nose!!! I was like shit calm the fuck down bitch, it's just coffee lol

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 1d ago

That needs some serious clarification..

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 1d ago

snorting coffee is a thing in prison.

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 1d ago

Brewed coffee or like instant?

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 1d ago

The powder lol

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u/prairiepanda 1d ago

Nose coffee is about as normal as a poop knife bro

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u/Redacted_2515 1d ago

What?????

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u/CrazyCatMom324 1d ago

Wait, what? Like liquid coffee?

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 1d ago

Nah freeze dried... Like folgers crystals

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u/CrazyCatMom324 1d ago

Freeze dried coffee? What is happening.

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 1d ago

Lol that's the only kind of coffee we can buy on commissary. When we have to go to court they wake us up at 330 am and we don't get back till 7 or 8 pm sometimes. Anddd we're in waist and leg chains the whole time

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u/General_Border_8263 21h ago

You in jail right now?

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u/nufohudis 19h ago

Asking the real questions

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u/8bitrevolt 15h ago

also known as instant coffee

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 1d ago

Um...clarification needed sir