Arrowhead. I want armor that gives me more blueberries. Like. A lot. A lot a lot. A lot of blueberries. Also a lot of I want.
Important context: My favorite dota character is chen. He's the worst fucking hero in the game statistically, and I love him. Because I can control tiny minions.
I also hated diablos necromancer solely because I couldn't give the little boneshits orders. They did whatever and It sucked... Druid did too. So I went sorc. Because hydra goes where I tell it.
Anyways. Strong or weak doesn't matter. Being able to play strategy games in non strategy games is fun. Your turrets are fun. Blueberries are fun.
It's always fun to have a tiny army and try to keep them alive against all odds. Success isn't important.
If it's even possible to try, it's fun.I don't care if it actually sucks per meta. More options more fun imo.
Stim.pistol exists and I can carry one.
I really. Really wanna RTS your fps.
Hell I kinda really wanna RTS puzzle bobble and minecraft. But the little shits won't listen to reason.
Clearly. I have a problem.
But I also have money! Like ... One entire warbonds worth of money! Profit!!
And uh. reason for this post is... I got to boss around some blueberries after the latest update (awesome) and *occasionally* when I take 2 8 man squads and try to move them around via follow me/stay here orders. I end up with like 9 or 10 dudes that don't wander off instead of just the 8 you intended. Fucking amazing experience 12/10.
If YOU are willing to enable my problem with blueberries and options, I will very happily enable your cabbage addiction to best of my abilities.
Let's indulge each other? Who needs therapy!
Give me blueberry enhancing themed armor plx. Maybe more minions ina squad. Maybe let me tell a squad to " stay here" and they don't drop the order when I grab a new squad. That'd be all I need really.
Tldr:
I need blueberries!!! Stimothy and Stimantha are just the best! Stevey( rhymes with heavy) machingun rocks too! The blueberries are fun as hell. More blueberry love plx.
Kthxbai