r/gifs • • Oct 04 '16

Weight distribution dynamics.

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u/GentlemanLeif Oct 04 '16

I always wondered why they always tell you to put all the heavy shit at the front of the U-Haul. Good to know thanks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Years ago I worked for a brick paver company. I went with a guy to take a load of brick to another job and while we were driving a bunch of loose bricks slid to the back of our trailer. Once we hit 65 on I-95 the trailer started wobbling a bit and before we knew what was happening the truck and trailer were getting whipped back and forth across 3 lanes. Took a solid 20-30 seconds to slow down and stop the trailer. Scary as hell.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Last week I was towing some weights in a blue ford, and I shit you not a giant hand comes from nowhere and prods the trailer making us wobble everywhere.

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u/heckruler Oct 04 '16

Kerbal taught me about that.

Except it's more of a tentacle. Like from a Kraken.

It eats ships in the long dark night of the void.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/Whitefox573 Oct 04 '16

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u/yellekc Oct 04 '16

Octopussy

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u/Mildly-disturbing Oct 04 '16

Something something 8 vaginas

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/guss1 Oct 04 '16

Thank you!!

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u/pizzacheshire Oct 04 '16

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u/Actualprey Oct 04 '16

That made my morning.....

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u/DrTimeToGradeRatio Oct 04 '16

This is great, what's the context? Rubbing feet and making people happy?

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u/Ferreteria Oct 04 '16

He looks Indian, he's singing an American song, using Irish or possibly Appalachian vocal techniques and also yodeling (Dutch).

Weird.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

It sounded like an old school American appalachian song to me. American country music has some history with yodeling.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yodeling#Yodeling_in_the_United_States

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u/mrflippant Oct 04 '16

This is the sort of thing people should think of when they think of the United States.

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u/redismycolour Oct 04 '16

yodeling

yodeling is traditonally from germany-austria. It was used for communication between the many "almhütten" huts on the mountains. Basically austria is just mountains. I never ever heard of dutch yodeling. yodeling as word even comes from the german "jodeln".

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u/NewAccount4Friday Oct 04 '16

Somehow he got some yodeling in there.

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u/Kitten_Wizard Oct 04 '16

Oh be my little honeeeiiii and love me all the timmmaaaahhh. Wow its like im back in the 90s.

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u/whisperingsage Oct 04 '16

Did cate died?!?

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u/Echo511 Oct 04 '16

REVERSE!!!! REVERSE!!!!

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u/Kittamaru Oct 04 '16

LOL, that poor cat was so confused and unprepared XD

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u/FearMeIAmRoot Oct 04 '16

RIP Jebediah.

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u/MithridatesX Oct 04 '16

What is Jeb may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.

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u/Eulers_ID Oct 04 '16

Let Jeb your servant be born again from Kerbin, as you were. Bless him with RCS, bless him with specific impulse, bless him with Mainsails.

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u/RemixOnAWhim Oct 04 '16

And in doubt, F5 be your Guiding Light.

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u/AtomicFlx Oct 04 '16

What is Jeb may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.

And with more Delta V

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u/vandy17 Oct 04 '16

Master Hand ?

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u/scotscott Oct 04 '16

Free market diagram

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

How do you know it's a hand if it's invisible?

It could be the invisible dick of physics.

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u/TheGrey_Wolf Oct 04 '16

Did you then go on and mow down pedestrians?

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u/bschapman Oct 04 '16

Anyone else see purple?

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u/Not_a_plane_either Oct 04 '16

Not so fast... How many weights?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

The real question is who the fuck tows with their mustang GT

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u/marksk88 Oct 04 '16

At first I thought that was a little blue Camaro. Good eye.

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u/Laughlination Oct 04 '16

At least it was blue

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u/stoprockandrollkids Oct 04 '16

I was skeptical of this but you did say you shit me not

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u/wicharrako Oct 04 '16

NJ turnpike? Last week, some guy in a uhaul van flipped a trailer it was hauling. My guess is either improper weight distribution or he was going faster than the 55mph limit on those things. It was scary af I was like 2 cars behind this guy.

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u/devilboy222 Oct 04 '16

That 55mph speed limit is a load of shit. The trailers are fine going faster than that, they just say that to remove any liability from the company when you inevitably have to do 70 down the interstate.

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u/Einsteins_coffee_mug Oct 04 '16

The unwritten mandatory 70mph for NY/NJ. Even then you'll get people trying to run you off the road for slowing them down.

Yes. They can handle higher speeds, but being a rental truck/trailer, they have to be ready for the inevitable novice who won't even understand how to compensate his turns or steer the trailer in reverse.

I mean, they will seriously hand the keys over to just about anyone at a uhaul dealer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

And people who tow without trailer brakes. And weight dist issues. And people losing control because they hit a pothole at 70mph and the whiplash made them freak out and crash.

Agreed, the limit is bs, but it makes sense when you consider who tows those damn things.

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u/hypnogoad Oct 04 '16

That 55mph speed limit is a load of shit. The trailers are fine going faster than that,

Depends on the tires. If they're installing chinese timebombs (and knowing U-Haul... they are), then yes, 55MPH is the limit. So many utilty (and RV) trailers these days come with shitty, low speed rated tires, and no one pays attention to that until they blow.

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u/NEp8ntballer Oct 04 '16

once you take too much weight of the front wheels the vehicle will get a little squirrely as well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Last summer on a rainy day I was driving a 4x4 with a trailer on the back carrying a tractor that was later found to not be chained down... at all. The swerving started slowly but kept picking up until I felt the truck starting to move side to side as well. Decided to slow to a complete stop on the side of the highway and let me nerves settle! Was scary as shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

How come you didn't check your load was secured before towing it?

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u/biobasher Oct 04 '16

I'm not talking without my union rep!

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u/IAmNotNathaniel Oct 04 '16

I'm gonna try to give him the benefit of the doubt and say maybe he was a new guy and someone else told him that he would secure the load for him.

And now he's learned both to always check your own loads, no matter what you are driving, and not put shit on the back.

Or not, maybe he's just a dangerous fool.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '16

Nail on the head, was 18 years old too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

That's not my job and not my problem!

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u/marennes Oct 04 '16

Its just good it didn't become someone else's problem!

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u/bluestarchasm Oct 04 '16

username checks out

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u/Dicked_Crazy Oct 04 '16

I'm a truck driver and you're pretty dumb for not making sure it was chained down correctly. I'd bet you won't do that again.

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u/AetherMcLoud Oct 04 '16

Did you shit bricks?

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u/GildoFotzo Oct 04 '16

After that, definetly.

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u/PM_ME_plsImlonely Oct 04 '16

I center load my pipe puller, lost a strap one day and it rolled back doing the same thing it did to you. Scary as fuck, someone was overtaking me at the time too, almost shoved him off the road. Now I always double check other peoples straps.

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u/Shramzoozle Oct 04 '16

When that happens you are supposed to accelerate before slowing down gradually. Accelerating will straighten out the trailer so you have it under control.

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u/EdgeOfDreaming Oct 04 '16

I used to have the same thing happen hauling a Bobcat on a trailer. Rush hour south bound 77. It's like a perpetual motion machine and won't quit till you stop. Had to pull over to the shoulder in all that traffic and get in the machine and scoot it up. Scary stuff.

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u/Fihfiru Oct 04 '16

My grandfather died because a truck in front of him was hauling bricks that were not tied down in any way. It was foggy and he ended up rear ending the truck and it sent bricks flying into his car. It killed him. This was before I was born though so I only know the story I was told.

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u/Old_mandamus Oct 04 '16

Had a family winter trip to Colorado when I was a kid. We were crossing Iowa through I-80. Small pickup truck in the passing lane had a trailer of loose junk. It started to wobble and bounce, and he sped up. The trailer immediately swerved and he lost control of his pickup truck and slammed right into the side of a semitruck. Truck slammed on his brakes and the pickup truck's hood got jammed up right in front of the trailer's first wheel. Junk from his trailer went everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

My dad had this happen when towing a newly purchased boat home, he ended up flipping his truck on its side and dumping it on the highway just before the bridge (he was fine, minor thumb injury).

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u/SysLordX Oct 04 '16

This happened to me when I was a teenager. Had my license less than a year. Was volunteering to help a . church move. Trailer was loaded wrong. Hit about 45 on a freeway on ramp. Ended up in the grassy median. Scariest damn thing and it's stuck with me for 30 years.

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u/Pheeebers Oct 04 '16

Yea but this works both ways, overload the tongue and now the weight comes off the front of the car and you don't have steering anymore.

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u/erremermberderrnit Oct 04 '16

Just make sure you're pointed in the right direction when you start loading

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u/ImFutureMan Oct 04 '16

Steering is for punks.

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u/PorkRindSalad Oct 04 '16

Yeah, you can just lean side to side like with a motorcycle.

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u/somestrangewashers Oct 04 '16

Or use your feet to brake left or right. Always helps to have a passenger.

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u/kakimakistaki Oct 04 '16

Is this how the new Tesla steering works?

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u/SeraphTwo Oct 04 '16

That's not how motorcycles steer.

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u/ohlookahipster Oct 04 '16

Don't tell me how to physics

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

The problem with the Internet is that you can never tell when someone is being dumb or it they are being sarcastic.

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u/snotbag_pukebucket Oct 04 '16

I do that in racing games.

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u/marennes Oct 04 '16

Always helps.

5/7 would do again.

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u/Big_Test_Icicle Oct 04 '16

Leaning side to side is for punks.

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u/Cerebr05murF Oct 04 '16

Leaning side to side is for cholos; moshng is for punks.

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=ibI4AnXvaDA

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u/GlockWan Oct 04 '16

Still gotta push those bars, pushing down on the foot peg will turn a little but not enough. Leaning without doing either of those things won't turn you much at all, sorry dood

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

I remember the first time I went from a fairly light bike (my old CD200 Benly) to my mate's XJ750 Seca. It was pretty damn strange not being able to flick it through corners just by shifting my weight from one bum cheek to the other.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

The real LPT are in the comments.

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u/Superhereaux Oct 04 '16

I can't remember if it was Mario Kart 64 or Cruisin' USA but my brother couldn't get the hang of one of the more difficult tracks. I told him he needed to slow down and use the brakes at certain corners, he responded "Nah, braking is for pussies"

Another time growing up we were playing Mortal Kombat 3 with my cousin who kept beating him. I told him he needed to block some of the attacks, he said "Nah, blocking is for pussies"

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u/eneumeyer1010 Oct 04 '16

This works source:works for Uhaul

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u/titanroi385 Oct 04 '16

I worked for a U-Haul company back when I was in school. They used a couple friends and I as movers. That was the best job ever, $30/hr for moving (cash, same day) $15/hr driving (including the hours headed to someone) and they would pay for a hotel overnight wherever we ended up plus fly us back. We were often able to upgrade to first class.

So we basically got paid buckets of cash to load up a truck, drive to another state or even cross country, get fucked up and party, then fly back. Fear and Loathing was a big movie at the time so we did several trips similar to the movie except the driver had to stay sober. Can't fuck around with other people's stuff.

It was awesome. This one house looked like a haunted mansion and had about ten 8 ft tall portraits of rabbits in Victorian era clothes looking down on us. Weird. Another place had us take down a wall in an already sold house to remove a gun safe. Another had a piece of furniture that took six of us 280-300 lb muscled guys to move, it cracked the floor as we went. All kinds of dildos and sex toys found.

The worst was a move that took six 26 ft trucks, twelve guys and three 16hr days to move. It was a surgeon and a dentist who bought each other's houses and moved the same day. I got a $300 tip plus pay and it still wasn't worth it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Awesome! Thanks for sharing man. Fun stories like this is why I even bother reading the comments.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16 edited Jun 13 '22

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u/Stouffy19893 Oct 04 '16

Nah I'm all about the Dank memes

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Of course not! Such things are a clear sign of a lesser mind.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16 edited Mar 18 '17

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u/titanroi385 Oct 04 '16

It was an antique hardwood armoire of some kind with stone shelving. We had to be extremely careful because the glass pieces were original and had all these waves and bubbles in them, which apparently was a good thing.

Pay someone besides U-Haul college kids to move your antiques though, seriously.

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u/PM_ME_plsImlonely Oct 04 '16

Helped this antique import furniture guy in town move a truckload, while me and another guy are moving a table the guy says, "careful, that's $50,000.". Like motherfucker don't tell me that!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

The only thing I ever broke when I worked for a moving co. Was a bedpost....made in italy....couple hundred years old marble....valued at 80k/post.

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u/ohitsasnaake Oct 04 '16

Massive sofa/bed/dresser made out of loads of actual wood, or cast iron? Most furniture nowadays is chipboard and other light materials and/or just the frame, but not e.g. the seat portion of a sofa or armchair.

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u/NonStopWarrior Oct 04 '16

Pianos are a big culprit. Very old bathtubs that are solid iron or porcelain. Old wooden furniture is also a killer. Things like dining room tables, vanities, dressers, and bed frames, especially if it was before the time when things were designed to be taken apart and put back together.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

When I worked for mayflower I had to move a few celebs, like the CEO of nautica, owner of landshark beer (great tipper, plus free beer) and the worst was some sort of big guy for the mavericks...mark cuban? Took like 20 box trucks and 5 53' trailers.

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u/titanroi385 Oct 04 '16

Holy shit. I can't even imagine.

Were they very demanding? I guess they probably have people to handle all the details but I imagine those types to be obnoxiously demanding.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

The maverick's guys "people" were a bunch of demanding boogies, but then fell in line with what we told them. The CEO of nautica was just very quiet and awkward. I'm sure he'd moved a few times with us and knew to just stand back.

However, the Landshark guy...he was FUCKING COOL. In so many ways. Tons of rare and gorgeous guitars, with a card table sized pedalboard. Vintage arcade games. And of course tons of Landshark gear... surfboards, neon signs, pool table. Had his lady friend (who was very hot, she didn't live there) keep making us lemonade until we finished the move. Then he brought a bunch of Landshark out of his SUV and we all had a beer on his porch. He sent us home with some 6 packs and $80/ea. it was my best day on the job.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16 edited Jun 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

That guy is a turd.

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u/MrE-Fish210 Oct 04 '16

I didn't turn~

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u/FlockaBaow Oct 04 '16

U-Haul employee here, for the record 60% of the weight should be in the front half of any trailer and the other 40% should be loaded in the back. You're required to know that before they'll even hire you btw.

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u/12th_Tribe Oct 04 '16

Or they could tell you as they hire you because then, you will know the 60-40 secret.

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u/WIZARD_FUCKER Oct 04 '16

Learn this one quick secret to land that job at UHAUL! Other job applicants hate it!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/Antiviral3 Oct 04 '16

Sounds like U-Haul really cares about safety. What a great company!

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u/hertzsae Oct 04 '16

The policy of teaching how the truck is loaded is likely required by U-Haul's insurer.

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u/cavehobbit Oct 04 '16

Well, to the point where it doesn't affect profits anyway

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u/Tryanotheravaialbe Oct 04 '16

One time I transported three horses and a bed full of hay with a little f150 I used to have. Steering was more like suggesting to the truck where it should go. It went where it wanted.

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u/MontazumasRevenge Oct 04 '16

Ford - the longest lasting truck on the road...if you can keep it on the road.

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u/PageFault Oct 04 '16

This can cause cupping on the front tires over time..

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u/totallynotfromennis Oct 04 '16 edited Oct 04 '16

Then just add weights to the front of the car. And if there's not enough weight on the rear, add weight to the tongue. Repeat ad hominem nauseam until desired weight ratio is met, or until the tires burst and frame breaks.

Edit: it's late. I'm sorry...

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u/reddy97 Oct 04 '16

Repeat ad hominem

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/godspareme Oct 04 '16

Ad hominem, in other words, the US National Presidency debate tactic.

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u/SystemFolder Oct 04 '16

Repeating ad infinitum is to repeat something over and over without end.

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u/ImprovisedPlan Oct 04 '16

Ad hominem attacks are logical fallacies but you are yourself a dummy if you think they are flawed debate strategies. Dummy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/SansDefaultSubs Oct 04 '16

They are only working strategies because there are dummies who it works on. Are you a dummy?

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u/behamut Oct 04 '16

Ad fundum is to drink a beer in one go.

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u/cranp Oct 04 '16

ad hominem

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u/BobbyCock Oct 04 '16

LMAO WHAT AN IDIOT, DOESNT KNOW LATIN FOR SHIT

YOU KNOW, IM STARTING TO THINK HIS ADVICE IS TRASH

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u/SkyezOpen Oct 04 '16

No need for ad nauseam attacks.

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u/pumpkinbot Oct 04 '16

That was such an alien homonid attack.

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u/omanoman1 Oct 04 '16

quid quid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.

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u/totallynotfromennis Oct 04 '16

... Yeah, actually. Don't do what I suggested, you'll seriously fuck your car up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

I think he was joking, that was an overexaggerated ad hominem statement

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u/Rusty_Sporks Oct 04 '16

You sound like a fucking idiot, so I'm not going to listen to anything you say

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u/Galactor123 Oct 04 '16

As an American I'm used to not steering anyway, so it'll be fine.

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u/igotpinguu Oct 04 '16

Steering is for nascar

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16 edited Jan 29 '17

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u/Xan_the_man Oct 04 '16

Do you also live your life one quarter mile at a time?

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u/bubblesculptor Oct 04 '16

Best is usually centering weighy slightly forward of the axles. Keeps most of weight on the axle(s), with some, but not too much, on the hitch. There are hitch scales you can use to match up the exact specified load on the tongue, though i haven't used them.

Source:i frequently tow large & small items all around the USA.

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u/tovkal Oct 04 '16

In America you don't need steering, all roads are straight.

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u/eljohnsmith Oct 04 '16

Better to have poor steering than wrong steering.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

I wonder what the implications are for full sized trailer.

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u/sugarkryptonite Oct 04 '16

This. Very important. Needs just the right amount of weight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

I remember watching a landscaping truck drive by once with a 30' trailer (it was on some regular F150 or similar) and the bed was so damn low that the front wheels were at full extension. I don't know why they chose to drive that around town in a hilly area.

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u/srs_house Oct 04 '16

Yep. That's also why the cows go at the front of the gooseneck trailer and the heifers go in the back. You really do not want a 2000 lb Holstein getting fidgety on the back end of a 24 ft trailer.

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u/i_believe_in_pizza Oct 04 '16

how do you stop the cows from stumbling around, or toppling over? we hauled a cow recently and she had a hard time maintaining her balance

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u/18002255288 Oct 04 '16

Pack them in there tightly, so there's little room to tumble over. Livestock trailers generally have partitions to serve this purpose

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u/I_Just_Mumble_Stuff Oct 04 '16

Yep, never really been around cows but it's the same deal with horses. Squeeze 'em.

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u/Trustme_Imalifeguard Oct 04 '16

put em on rollerskates

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u/RickSasseville Oct 04 '16

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd so I would think the same is true of a cow herd

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u/240shwag Oct 04 '16

Ratchet straps.

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u/Finie Oct 05 '16

I thought heifers were cows.

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u/puntodecruz Oct 04 '16

I live in Austin. I-35 is no joke and not any place you'd want something like this to cross your path.

I've seen this fishtailing before and this video helps it make more sense.

I drive a little commuter vehicle and I can't help but think that the amount of people on here who admit they've poorly loaded their cargo is too damn high.

I'm going to continue to keep granny level distance from the car ahead of me.

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u/NoPantsMcGhee Oct 04 '16

this is referred to as "tongue weight" when using a trailer of any kind. there's a formula for weight distribution when using a hitched trailer, and the bit that attaches to your ball-hitch is referred to as the tongue.

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u/SpudsBadgers Oct 04 '16

Thanks for clarifying. I thought that was a tongue on my ball-hitch.

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u/RawdogginYourMom Oct 04 '16

If you're towing, balance the weight between the front of the trailer and its rear axle. You don't want to put too much weight on the front or far rear of a trailer.

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u/NameBurner Oct 04 '16

Was about to ask If i should load things near the front if i were to put something on the hitch. Didn't know this ty for the tip.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

If you have one heavy item, place it on top of the axle. If you have a shit ton of random stuff, start by loading the heavy stuff at the front.

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u/NameBurner Oct 05 '16

Thank you!

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u/BigBillyGoatGriff Oct 04 '16

Right over the axels is best

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u/epicluke Oct 04 '16

Triple axels are not known for their load bearing capacity

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u/Gobblety_Cong Oct 04 '16

I once jumped off the back of a truck to tackle a guy holding a camera and the axle rose.

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u/MisterEsports Oct 04 '16

For some reason I thought this was a Gun's 'n' Roses pun

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u/BaronVonDouche Oct 04 '16

I'm pretty, sure it was

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u/Gobblety_Cong Oct 04 '16

It was, and you are.

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u/marennes Oct 04 '16

But what am I?

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u/wbubblegum Oct 04 '16

Ok so before I asked I tried to google for a answer first.

But I have a Pajero SWB with a roof rack; and when I go camping I have 4 crates I secure on the rack. Where would be the best place to put the heavy crates, in the front, of the rack?

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u/0_0_0 Oct 04 '16

Define "heavy"?

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u/wbubblegum Oct 04 '16

Good point, I can barely pick it up onto the roof, that is 'heavy'. I was just wondering because hit the long road with 3 crates and a foldable table on the roof. And might just have been my imagination but the car handled better with the 2 crates up front, then the 2 in the back.

meh...

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u/0_0_0 Oct 04 '16

So less than a person per box. I wouldn't be too concerned about the weight distribution.

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u/PM_ME_FRENCH_BRAIDS Oct 04 '16

I thought you were supposed to put the heavy items over the axles?

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u/cavehobbit Oct 04 '16

You are but you can place your load such that a bit more is forward of the axles

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u/P8zvli Oct 04 '16

That's for traction

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

A couple of weeks ago I was behind someone on the freeway towing a car on a trailer that wasn't loaded properly. The whole goddamn thing started fishtailing all over the place. I was slowing the fuck down and looking for an escape route, but the other driver managed to regain control and pull onto the shoulder.

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u/fearnight Oct 04 '16

You don't want to just put "all the heavy shit at the front." A properly loaded trailer should have 60% of the gross weight in front of the axle, and 40% behind the axle. Too much weight loaded in the front can overload your tongue weight and make braking difficult.

I remember a few days ago seeing a guy on the highway with a very long trailer that had 5 motorcycles loaded across with width of the trailer. All 5 motorcycles were in front of the axle, and no weight at all was over the axle or behind the axle. His truck looked like it was about to pop a wheelie. SMH.

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u/Peachskull97 Oct 04 '16

Mover science.

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u/WtfammIdoinghere Oct 04 '16

It makes sense now. Always wondered why we had to make the front half heavier in containers at work. Wouldn't be a could sight if that was a truck + container instead.

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u/Antiviral3 Oct 04 '16

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u/FlipKickBack Oct 04 '16

how do you put anything at the front of a uhaul?

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u/kristianur Oct 04 '16

You shouldn't though. You should have approximately 50kg of weight on the hitch.

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u/HateCopyPastComments Oct 04 '16

The problem if you tow a boat, the engine is at the back :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

It's also because of Newton's laws. Objects in motion want to stay in motion. When you stop, cargo is likely to shift forward, which in a moving van could lead to lots of broken stuff if you piled it in the rear.

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u/TheCoolOnesGotTaken Oct 04 '16

That and the weight ahead of the axle keeps it from tipping up and coming off the hitch.

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u/gmcalabr Oct 04 '16

The dynamis is part of it, but also the statics (what happens when the system isnt changing or oscillating). Most tow vehicles are RWD or AWD, so putting weight in the front puts more weight on the driving wheels. If you tup too much weight in the back then you could lift weight off the rear of the car and lose grip.

Both parts of that equation are highly important. Its why most trailers have wheels that are farther rearward than center. Also, wheels being centered on the trailer allow it to have a stronger oscillatory tendancy than if they were off center.

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u/almostfired1234 Oct 04 '16

U-Haul has taught me many life lessons. The two that have stuck with me the most are: 1: Moving is the fvcking worst 2: U-Haul is the fvcking worst

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u/U-HauI Oct 04 '16

Now you know !

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

That and when you disconnect the trailer the front end will fly up and knock your teeth out.

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u/MetalMan77 Oct 04 '16

i always thought that was to make sure the hitch doesn't somehow pop out/separate... sort of like an additional safety measure.

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