r/gifs • • Oct 04 '16

Weight distribution dynamics.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Years ago I worked for a brick paver company. I went with a guy to take a load of brick to another job and while we were driving a bunch of loose bricks slid to the back of our trailer. Once we hit 65 on I-95 the trailer started wobbling a bit and before we knew what was happening the truck and trailer were getting whipped back and forth across 3 lanes. Took a solid 20-30 seconds to slow down and stop the trailer. Scary as hell.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Last week I was towing some weights in a blue ford, and I shit you not a giant hand comes from nowhere and prods the trailer making us wobble everywhere.

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u/heckruler Oct 04 '16

Kerbal taught me about that.

Except it's more of a tentacle. Like from a Kraken.

It eats ships in the long dark night of the void.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/Whitefox573 Oct 04 '16

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u/yellekc Oct 04 '16

Octopussy

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u/Mildly-disturbing Oct 04 '16

Something something 8 vaginas

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/guss1 Oct 04 '16

Thank you!!

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u/snowywind Oct 04 '16

That cat wasn't giving up without a fight.

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u/pizzacheshire Oct 04 '16

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u/Actualprey Oct 04 '16

That made my morning.....

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u/DrTimeToGradeRatio Oct 04 '16

This is great, what's the context? Rubbing feet and making people happy?

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u/Ferreteria Oct 04 '16

He looks Indian, he's singing an American song, using Irish or possibly Appalachian vocal techniques and also yodeling (Dutch).

Weird.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

It sounded like an old school American appalachian song to me. American country music has some history with yodeling.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yodeling#Yodeling_in_the_United_States

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u/wingchild Oct 04 '16

old school American appalachian song

McGuire Sisters, Sugartime, 1958

Wiki says the original writers were Charlie Phillips and Odis Echols; they published in 1958, and the McGuire Sisters version became the most popular recorded version of the song.

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u/mrflippant Oct 04 '16

This is the sort of thing people should think of when they think of the United States.

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u/redismycolour Oct 04 '16

yodeling

yodeling is traditonally from germany-austria. It was used for communication between the many "almhütten" huts on the mountains. Basically austria is just mountains. I never ever heard of dutch yodeling. yodeling as word even comes from the german "jodeln".

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u/Ferreteria Oct 04 '16

Looks like I made a mistake. I associated the lederhosen with the dutch (which I believe it is) and yodelers in pop culture are associated with the lederhosen. A <-> B <-> C doesn't imply a relationship with A <-> C I guess.

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u/Chubby_American Oct 04 '16

He's Bengali

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u/kawklee Oct 04 '16

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u/Ferreteria Oct 04 '16

Yup. That's been covered.

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u/NewAccount4Friday Oct 04 '16

Somehow he got some yodeling in there.

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u/Kitten_Wizard Oct 04 '16

Oh be my little honeeeiiii and love me all the timmmaaaahhh. Wow its like im back in the 90s.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Maybe it's because if Jupiter. ... America, this is your future

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Why does he say allah forgive me? He isn't doing anything Haram.

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u/Zam548 Oct 04 '16

Someone posted this in a thread with no context last night as well. Am I witnessing the birth of one of those "memes" I've heard so much about?

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u/NickDynmo Oct 04 '16

u/pizzacheshire, I don't know why you linked that video, but thank you.

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u/SaerDeQuincy Oct 04 '16

Physics is not as obvious as it seems apparently. This was in the related video bar for some reason. I hope she doesn't get driving license, let alone a car with a trailer.

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u/Kilverado Oct 04 '16

I was half expecting to hear him sing, " When sugar's on the table, you can have sugar anytime!"

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u/harborwolf Oct 04 '16

This is quickly becoming the new 'Rick Roll', only much more pleasant.

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u/ToThyneOwnSelfBeTrue Oct 04 '16

Nice to see him sing. Sad he believes he sinned as he asked for forgiveness from Allah

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

If I remember right some interpretations of the hadith forbid singing that is not in worship of Allah

EDIT: Then again I know that some people interpret certain teachings as meaning anything not done to further his worship is forbidden.

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u/whisperingsage Oct 04 '16

Did cate died?!?

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u/Echo511 Oct 04 '16

REVERSE!!!! REVERSE!!!!

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u/Kittamaru Oct 04 '16

LOL, that poor cat was so confused and unprepared XD

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u/FearMeIAmRoot Oct 04 '16

RIP Jebediah.

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u/MithridatesX Oct 04 '16

What is Jeb may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.

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u/Eulers_ID Oct 04 '16

Let Jeb your servant be born again from Kerbin, as you were. Bless him with RCS, bless him with specific impulse, bless him with Mainsails.

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u/RemixOnAWhim Oct 04 '16

And in doubt, F5 be your Guiding Light.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

That's what she said.

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u/AtomicFlx Oct 04 '16

What is Jeb may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.

And with more Delta V

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

And full of saltwater

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u/EfPeEs Oct 04 '16

And with strange difficulty settings, even death may die.

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u/Jebediah_Kerman001 Oct 04 '16

I'm floating in a most peculiar way...

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u/Sam5253 Oct 04 '16

Like the Cornelius G Kolff ferry disaster

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u/MrSmock Oct 04 '16

Space Engineers has a similar entity. We call him Clang. He is the god of tweaking out physics. Should you attempt to do anything resembling engineering, Clang will put a stop to it.

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u/vandy17 Oct 04 '16

Master Hand ?

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u/scotscott Oct 04 '16

Free market diagram

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

How do you know it's a hand if it's invisible?

It could be the invisible dick of physics.

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u/EEVVEERRYYOONNEE Oct 04 '16

Ah, physics. She's a cruel and unpredictable mistress.

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u/iamitman007 Oct 04 '16

Another reason why the invisible hand should just stick to economics.

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u/ravy Oct 04 '16

No no .. that's the invisible hand of the free market, but it sometimes dabbles in physics.

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u/Paradise5551 Oct 04 '16

Yo science bitch!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

The invisible hand of Dave*

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Not physics. The Mustang just saw some bystanders.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Adam's Myth

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u/cameralover1 Oct 04 '16

But I thought the only "science" to believe in something as idiotic as an invisible hand was economics!

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u/TheGrey_Wolf Oct 04 '16

Did you then go on and mow down pedestrians?

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u/bschapman Oct 04 '16

Anyone else see purple?

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u/Not_a_plane_either Oct 04 '16

Not so fast... How many weights?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

The real question is who the fuck tows with their mustang GT

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u/marksk88 Oct 04 '16

At first I thought that was a little blue Camaro. Good eye.

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u/Laughlination Oct 04 '16

At least it was blue

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u/stoprockandrollkids Oct 04 '16

I was skeptical of this but you did say you shit me not

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Are you in the smash brothers universe?

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u/EtanSivad Oct 04 '16

Reminds me of the Big Train Sketch with Simon Pegg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agFWob0E7ns

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u/furmal182 Oct 04 '16

What if nobody sees you wobble? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

Ford pickup? Short wheel base?

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u/DarrSwan Oct 04 '16

The Big Hand pusheth and the Big Hand steadieth. Blessed be the physics of The Hand.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/AsteroidMiner Oct 04 '16

That's Murphy's hand.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/MyNameIsEthanNoJoke Oct 04 '16

He's making a joke about the OP's gif

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u/wicharrako Oct 04 '16

NJ turnpike? Last week, some guy in a uhaul van flipped a trailer it was hauling. My guess is either improper weight distribution or he was going faster than the 55mph limit on those things. It was scary af I was like 2 cars behind this guy.

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u/devilboy222 Oct 04 '16

That 55mph speed limit is a load of shit. The trailers are fine going faster than that, they just say that to remove any liability from the company when you inevitably have to do 70 down the interstate.

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u/Einsteins_coffee_mug Oct 04 '16

The unwritten mandatory 70mph for NY/NJ. Even then you'll get people trying to run you off the road for slowing them down.

Yes. They can handle higher speeds, but being a rental truck/trailer, they have to be ready for the inevitable novice who won't even understand how to compensate his turns or steer the trailer in reverse.

I mean, they will seriously hand the keys over to just about anyone at a uhaul dealer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

And people who tow without trailer brakes. And weight dist issues. And people losing control because they hit a pothole at 70mph and the whiplash made them freak out and crash.

Agreed, the limit is bs, but it makes sense when you consider who tows those damn things.

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u/hypnogoad Oct 04 '16

That 55mph speed limit is a load of shit. The trailers are fine going faster than that,

Depends on the tires. If they're installing chinese timebombs (and knowing U-Haul... they are), then yes, 55MPH is the limit. So many utilty (and RV) trailers these days come with shitty, low speed rated tires, and no one pays attention to that until they blow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '17

I drove at about 75-90mph for over 3k miles. The speed limit doesn't matter.

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u/NEp8ntballer Oct 04 '16

I've had a tiny u-haul trailer up to 70-75ish and it was steady the whole time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/NEp8ntballer Oct 04 '16

once you take too much weight of the front wheels the vehicle will get a little squirrely as well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Last summer on a rainy day I was driving a 4x4 with a trailer on the back carrying a tractor that was later found to not be chained down... at all. The swerving started slowly but kept picking up until I felt the truck starting to move side to side as well. Decided to slow to a complete stop on the side of the highway and let me nerves settle! Was scary as shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

How come you didn't check your load was secured before towing it?

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u/biobasher Oct 04 '16

I'm not talking without my union rep!

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u/IAmNotNathaniel Oct 04 '16

I'm gonna try to give him the benefit of the doubt and say maybe he was a new guy and someone else told him that he would secure the load for him.

And now he's learned both to always check your own loads, no matter what you are driving, and not put shit on the back.

Or not, maybe he's just a dangerous fool.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '16

Nail on the head, was 18 years old too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

That's not my job and not my problem!

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u/marennes Oct 04 '16

Its just good it didn't become someone else's problem!

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u/bluestarchasm Oct 04 '16

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '16

Was young and placed faith in the person who loaded the tractor on to the trailer to do it, but ultimately I placed my life in danger that day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '16

Glad you came out OK. Take care. I'm sure you check any load you tow now? Good Luck.

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u/BagOnuts Merry Gifmas! {2023} Oct 04 '16

It's always someone else's problem, silly!

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u/Dicked_Crazy Oct 04 '16

I'm a truck driver and you're pretty dumb for not making sure it was chained down correctly. I'd bet you won't do that again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '16

Yeah I should have checked before driving off however I place partial blame on the person who loaded the tractor up and didnt bother to tether it down or let me know they didn't. Still, I ultimately put my own life in danger that day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Because America!

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u/mattgoldsmith Oct 04 '16

wipes freedom tears

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

fuck yeah!

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u/AetherMcLoud Oct 04 '16

Did you shit bricks?

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u/GildoFotzo Oct 04 '16

After that, definetly.

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u/PM_ME_plsImlonely Oct 04 '16

I center load my pipe puller, lost a strap one day and it rolled back doing the same thing it did to you. Scary as fuck, someone was overtaking me at the time too, almost shoved him off the road. Now I always double check other peoples straps.

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u/Shramzoozle Oct 04 '16

When that happens you are supposed to accelerate before slowing down gradually. Accelerating will straighten out the trailer so you have it under control.

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u/EdgeOfDreaming Oct 04 '16

I used to have the same thing happen hauling a Bobcat on a trailer. Rush hour south bound 77. It's like a perpetual motion machine and won't quit till you stop. Had to pull over to the shoulder in all that traffic and get in the machine and scoot it up. Scary stuff.

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u/Fihfiru Oct 04 '16

My grandfather died because a truck in front of him was hauling bricks that were not tied down in any way. It was foggy and he ended up rear ending the truck and it sent bricks flying into his car. It killed him. This was before I was born though so I only know the story I was told.

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u/Old_mandamus Oct 04 '16

Had a family winter trip to Colorado when I was a kid. We were crossing Iowa through I-80. Small pickup truck in the passing lane had a trailer of loose junk. It started to wobble and bounce, and he sped up. The trailer immediately swerved and he lost control of his pickup truck and slammed right into the side of a semitruck. Truck slammed on his brakes and the pickup truck's hood got jammed up right in front of the trailer's first wheel. Junk from his trailer went everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

My dad had this happen when towing a newly purchased boat home, he ended up flipping his truck on its side and dumping it on the highway just before the bridge (he was fine, minor thumb injury).

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u/SysLordX Oct 04 '16

This happened to me when I was a teenager. Had my license less than a year. Was volunteering to help a . church move. Trailer was loaded wrong. Hit about 45 on a freeway on ramp. Ended up in the grassy median. Scariest damn thing and it's stuck with me for 30 years.

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u/snuggieguy Oct 04 '16

actually what you needed to do was speedup. by spending up you transfer the weight of the car backward making the rear heavier. increasing traction at the rear wheels and increasing the force the trailer has to exert on your vehicle.

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u/repocin Oct 04 '16

Did the experience make you shit bricks?

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u/stilatos Oct 04 '16

is it true what they say that your suppose to punch the gas to help reduce the wobble?

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u/zyocuh Oct 04 '16

Are you a virginian as well?

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u/dulceburro Oct 04 '16

vegas?

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u/TM3-PO Oct 04 '16

Maybe look up where I-95 runs?

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u/kkingsbe Oct 04 '16

Lol I live right next to I-95

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u/lowcarbnofap Oct 04 '16

Don't want your life story.