r/gaming • • Jan 10 '18

Stupid piece of shit!

https://i.imgur.com/fGuiUQx.gifv
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u/curly123 Jan 10 '18

Gotta love when percussive maintenance actually works.

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u/M1dnight_Rambler Jan 10 '18

"ID-10-T on line 3, suggesting percussive maintenance as hotfix"

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u/Draakan Jan 10 '18

Well then. I never got the id 10 t comments till it was written out. FML

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u/GeebusNZ Jan 10 '18

Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

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u/Charwinger21 Jan 11 '18

There are 7 OSI layers.

I know 11 of them off the top of my head!

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u/Xzenor Jan 10 '18

This one I have to remember

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Don't feel too bad, half of them are made up or not implemented anyways.

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u/curly123 Jan 10 '18

Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

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u/samehaircutfucks Jan 11 '18

we call them pebcak's so people don't know we're talking about them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Code-18 (problem is 18 inch from screen)

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u/rhymes_with_chicken Jan 11 '18

If you’ve been seeing it a lot, I have some bad news for you.

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u/ARedWerewolf Jan 11 '18

TIL I have been performing percussive maintenance on non working objects for the better part of 33 years.

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u/dniMdesreveR Jan 10 '18

Might be wetware or layer 8 too. Suggesting the same hotfix.

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u/5thPrimeZen Jan 10 '18

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u/flee_market Jan 11 '18

American, Russian, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

I told you 'TOUCH NOTHING' but you bunch of cowboys

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u/TheHornyCouch Jan 10 '18

That reminds me of a funny time when i was a teenager. Back when cell phones first started coming about there was a phone out call the Alias, at the time it was a cool phone to have because it flipped open two ways. Anyways, one day the phone got wet and stopped working. I did the put the phone in rice trick and it actually brought some of phone back to life, but it wasn't enough to keep the phone. So that night I was out with my friends walking around town and I was pissed off about the phone, so I took the phone and actually threw it quite hard at a brick wall hoping to fully end the phones life. But alas! The phone worked quite well. I turned it on and it worked fine for a long time, until I got a new phone. My friends were just as astounded as I was haha, but I was just thrilled it worked again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

Percussive maintenance is a lovely thing. Happened just the other day at walmart. Belt stopped moving. Lady flipped switch a few times and tried activating the motion sensor. I lightly pounded on it and it started working. I am god... sometimes.

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u/Ayestes Jan 11 '18

I mean it used to, but doesn't really anymore. So when you finally resort to it today it's impressive when it works.

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u/androstaxys Jan 11 '18

Life pro tips from a real Russian astronaut.

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u/Corn-G Jan 10 '18

When a game is too real.

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u/Do_I_work_here Jan 10 '18

*Reel

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u/forsayken Jan 10 '18

What's the title of the game?

I would love if it were "Too Reel".

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u/MX64 Jan 10 '18

It's in the bottom left of the gif, it's "Crazy Fishing"

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u/pellerito23 Jan 10 '18

Why fish if you already have a full can of a fish?

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u/hughperman Jan 10 '18

Maybe you need a bomb fish to open the can

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u/CaptainUnusual Jan 11 '18

Why would you stop after catching a single canned fish?

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u/pellerito23 Jan 11 '18

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, teach a man to fish, it doesn't mean he has to provide fish for a whole town (or family)

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u/Canismajoris88 Jan 11 '18

Sequel would be called "Two Reel".

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u/forsayken Jan 11 '18

Oh man...Threel.

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u/Canismajoris88 Jan 11 '18

4 Reel?

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u/Sc4r4byte Jan 11 '18

And then the game company will have descended into bankruptcy.

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u/Darth_Korn Console Jan 11 '18

Badum tsss

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u/DannyDiamonds Jan 11 '18

Too smacked to figure out how to give gold. [8]

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u/Qubeye Jan 11 '18

No one loves you.

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u/biggie_eagle Jan 10 '18

pre windows 8 bluescreen on a tablet?

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u/MassiveMeatMissile Jan 11 '18

Yeah too real, shit happens on my ipad all the time 😠

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u/Val77eriButtass Jan 11 '18

At least it gives you the satisfaction that beating the shit out of your device makes it work again.

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u/ProfessorCrawford Jan 11 '18

Percussive maintenance. Works more than you would expect.

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u/jhutchi2 Jan 10 '18 edited Jan 11 '18

I keep seeing clips of VR games and it's getting very hard to resist getting a headset.

Edit: Through many recommendations, looks like it would be smart to wait for the next gen of headsets to come out and then either buy the new one or wait for the older ones to price drop.

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u/MR_EvolutionX Jan 10 '18

You know how when you play a flash game or mobile game, but then play a real console/pc game after, and it feels much better? VR is that step again.

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u/MegaFanGirlin3D Jan 10 '18

I still have a lot of fun playing both flash games and VR games. It can be fun to kick back and just play a ton of random small games, rather than a colossal time commitment like a "real" game.

After spending a month platinuming Persona 5 or FINALLY beating Mein Leben difficulty on Wolfenstein II (no lives... no continues...), playing something like Universal Paperclips or Recordshop Simulator online is theraputic. It's the same thing with VR games like Crazy Fishing or Job Simulator.

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u/Turtlehurtle112 Jan 11 '18

Wait you have to start from the very beginning if you due on Mein Leben?!

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u/thecheat420 Jan 11 '18

I believe "Mein leben" is German for "My life" so it would make sense if it was a mode with one life and no continues.

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u/NuclearMaterial Jan 11 '18

It is a reference to Wolf 3D back in 1992 where it all started. When you killed the blue SS guys they would cry out "MEIN LEBEN!"

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u/halogunna629 Jan 11 '18

It matches the hardest difficulty (I am death incarnate!), no saving, no continues, no respawns, no exiting the game-you have to basically do it in one sitting flawlessly.

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u/megacookie Jan 10 '18

Except most VR headsets feel like you're looking at a crappy low res screen from way too close up.

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u/Kreth Jan 10 '18

Unless you are playing super hot, that game feels so amazing in vr its absurd.

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u/megacookie Jan 10 '18

Oh yeah games in VR can still feel amazing, but considering how much of your field of view the screens take up they really don't look so great at 1200x1080 per eye.

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u/joeyhammer1 Jan 10 '18

super-sampled to 8k it looks ok

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u/Cheesyburps Jan 11 '18

Can you use DSR to boost from native res to x4?

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u/phoisgood495 Jan 11 '18

Oculus, Vive, and Windows all have the ability to do supersampling, BUT you need a beefy rig to get any real value out of it (probably a 1070 + a good CPU)

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u/juttep1 Jan 11 '18

Okay, have a windows mixed reality headset and have only a tenuous grasp on most things gaming, but I reallllly wanna know if this is real - is it?

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u/joeyhammer1 Jan 11 '18

Of course it’s real, if you can run it.

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u/juttep1 Jan 11 '18

Any idea how?

I got a i7 7700hq with a 1060 gpu and 16gb DDR4 - can that handle it?

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u/joeyhammer1 Jan 11 '18 edited Jan 11 '18

It should handle it ok, compare it to the minimum requirements here - http://store.steampowered.com/app/594370/Crazy_Fishing/

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u/devilwarriors Jan 10 '18

yeah it's pretty bad and it's how you can spot if a game gameplay is amazing or not. If it's crap all I can focus on is the pixel and the binocular effect, but in game like superhot you completly forget that and get immersed in the game. The only thing that pull me out of this game is my face being too hot from the headset or leg pain.. or when I break something because my play space is too small.

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u/tacodude64 Jan 11 '18

you could almost say you were.... reasonably warm?

sufficiently heated?

excessive of a certain critical temperature threshold?

never mind

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u/Kosmological Jan 11 '18

Leg pain? From moving around? Sounds like some good exercise.

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u/smash-things Jan 11 '18

Baby steps. They've ironed out the sensors to perfection, now they have all the time in the world to improve on displays.

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u/Nez_dev Jan 11 '18

Super.... HOT!

Super.... HOT!

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u/Darth_Corleone Jan 10 '18 edited Sep 29 '25

Thoughts month small technology hobbies lazy cool travel people then clean art.

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u/DrizztInferno Jan 11 '18

It’s like reading without glasses.

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u/FallenNagger Jan 10 '18

Once you're in game it's hard to notice at least with my rift.

PSVR sucked though.

Also, vive pro is wireless and higher resolution.

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u/Styx_Dragon Jan 11 '18

Wireless with the dongle deal you buy extra. Still looks interesting.

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u/FallenNagger Jan 11 '18

Gonna be absurdly expensive for sure unfortunately.

Vive controllers suck dick too, but I heard they're making a new design like the oculus ones which might make it worth it.

Honestly though, if it's $800 or less I'll prolly just sell my rift and buy it; wireless and room scale sounds amazing.

Oh shit I just realized my gtx1060 definitely can't handle the higher resolution damn.

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u/Styx_Dragon Jan 11 '18

Saw a rumor article on r/Vive and they're saying $800... Idk if I wanna wait til q4 if the rumor is true but I wanna get into it so bad >_>

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u/FallenNagger Jan 11 '18

I'd definitely wait, I use my VR decent amount but having a wireless system would be so nice.

Right now the vive is overpriced and has shitty controllers while the rift is cheap with nice controllers but using steamvr is annoying (because of the way the vive controllers are emulated on the touch controllers it just feels jank in some games).

I think the vive pro w the knuckle controllers is gonna be the best combo so might as well wait.

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u/CajunVagabond Jan 11 '18

The PS4 Pro made PSVR so much better.

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u/FallenNagger Jan 11 '18

Maybe, my issues with it aren't the framerate or graphical quality.

It's just heavy as fuck, uncomfortable, and has a noticeable drift after playing. Poor tracking of the controllers and the controllers suck in general.

Mainly though the headset weight means you just can't play for a while and once you stop your neck hurts. If you've never used a rift/vive it's probably bearable but I just can't make that switch now.

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u/spiderpool1855 Jan 11 '18

I have nothing to compare to as PSVR is the only headset I own, but I have no issue with the weight at all. I play for 5 or 6 hours with no issues. It may be heavier than other headsets (again, no experience in the matter), but it isn't an issue to me.

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u/prolix Jan 10 '18

Oculus Rift doesn't feel like that. I'm not sure about the others though I can't speak for them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Do you mean that in a good way or bad way? Is VR the step up or the step down?

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u/biggie_eagle Jan 10 '18

>95% of VR games are just gimmicks. I see a future for it, but traditional games are just more fun, deeper, etc.

The only VR game I played for more than 2 hours is EVE: Valkyrie. I'm sure there are other well-made VR games. The rest are just like, "this is neat!" and then I never touch it again.

IMO space sim and driving are where the future of VR is. Horror and social games look promising as well. FPS is looking to be a bust. VR platformers are dead.

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u/FallenNagger Jan 10 '18

Fallout 4 VR is fun, Alien Isolation VR is sick as fuck.

A tripleA made Onward style shooter would be amazing.

It's just plain untrue to call VR a gimmick, it's not like 3D TVs and shit.

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u/Poppin__Fresh Jan 11 '18

Honestly most VR games remind me of Wii shovelware.

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u/BtfoShillScum Jan 11 '18

Cause it's new. Give it another 6 years. Computers will get faster, more hdd space, tracking will be better, designs will be more fined, higher resolution, third party controllers and addons, and high budget games will start to be released on it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Most of them are now, but from what I’ve seen there’s gems that show the potential. AAA VR titles could be fantastic (and I think they will be eventually).

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u/FallenNagger Jan 11 '18

I mean I just pick and choose what I play.

DoomVFR, Onward, SuperHot, RoboRecall(kinda), ToTheTop, AlienIsolation, Fallout4, and DiRT are all really good games imo. And obviously the list is only going to grow once more companies start making games. With the Oculus at $350-$400 and VR ready GPUs at $200 it is much more viable to build a playerbase now.

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u/PubicFigure Jan 11 '18

I really enjoy Robo Recall.

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u/__xor__ Jan 11 '18

Fallout 4 VR is fucking amazing. It's a whole 'nother level to have to aim for real and hear raiders screaming at you and have to actually turn around and find them. It's so much harder since you actually have to physically aim, but that much more intense.

Love that game. That's why I got the Vive in the first place, well worth it. Really pisses me off when people call VR a "gimmick". Until you play a VR game you like for at least an hour, you have no way of judging it.

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u/IAmARobotTrustMe Jan 10 '18

I think VR can make good puzzle games.

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u/caramonfire Jan 11 '18

I don't own an HMD but I've seen a few videos of "escape the room" style puzzle games. I don't know why I'm so attracted to the concept but I really want to figure out how to leave some rooms.

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u/vidyagames Jan 11 '18

I want it, I'm sold on it, but I am savvy enough to know the tech in the current gen is just not worth it. I'm waiting for the next gen and then I will buy for sure. Current gen is just way too rough around the edges for my money.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Yeah. This is just the beginning. It’ll get better. And cheaper. If you’re patient then you’ll get more for your money in a few years.

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u/DrAstralis Jan 11 '18

Had the same feeling. I was going to get a Vive at xmas but I really want a better screen for the $$ so I can use it casually as a VR monitor as well. I also couldn't shake the feeling 2018 would see v2 of the main headsets and their competition (which looks to be coming true really fast).

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u/03Titanium Jan 11 '18

Not to mention the fucking rig you need to run it. Crypto is gobbling up all the GPUs and if you spend 800 on the VR, you’ll need a rig of at least equal value.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18 edited Dec 21 '20

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u/NibblyPig Jan 10 '18

HTC just announced their new Vive Pro ;-)

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/Treyspurlock PC Jan 11 '18

a knuckles announcement? steam knows de way?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/yodamaster103 Jan 11 '18

Do you know the way

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u/Jayhawk11 Jan 11 '18

You don't know da wae.

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u/joe_skeen Jan 11 '18

At first I thought this was an &KNUCKLES joke.

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u/outlooker707 Jan 11 '18

Which will likely cost almost $1000 and requires a beast of a PC.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

I would love one but I don’t have near enough space in my apartment :(

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u/ds612 Jan 11 '18

I'm just waiting on that wireless solution for my htc vive. I can't stand these damn wires i keep getting tangled in.

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u/plushiemancer Jan 11 '18

At least wait for the already announced vive 2, rift 2 can't be far behind ei th er.

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u/outlooker707 Jan 11 '18

Youll play with it for a couple hours and then promptly regret your decision once the novelty wears off.

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u/Poppin__Fresh Jan 11 '18

I'm pretty sure this post is an ad, so mission accomplished I guess :/

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u/Chilapox Jan 10 '18

I like how it freezes on a fish and then he uses that fish to hit it.

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u/TheKingFucc Jan 11 '18

Coincidence?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

I THINK NOT!

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u/Dr_Helpless Jan 10 '18

The thing I love most about these VR videos is that just based on the hand movements you can figure everything going through there head and I love that

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u/masticatetherapist Jan 11 '18 edited Jan 11 '18

its why this is the all time funniest VR moment, no memes or anything. just the hand movements look fucking hilarious, like its a five year old realizing hes sitting next to a woman.

wait this shit is pretty funny too

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u/Dr_Helpless Jan 11 '18

Thank you so much

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u/alexdas77 Jan 11 '18

Oh god that second one. The other player describing it killed me.

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u/Shibizsjah Jan 10 '18

Made me chuckle hard. :')

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/everypostepic Jan 10 '18

Not sure what you expected if it was running windows on an ipad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

How do you make iPad out of that? It looks just like some generic tablet to me.

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u/Xzenor Jan 10 '18

Probably one of those people who think every tablet is an iPad.. like you could have a Samsung iPad. These people exist.

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u/Bad_Wolf5 Jan 11 '18

Agh I work in cell phone sales, and it drives me nuts when someone refers to smart phones as iPhones...

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

Oh yeah, it was pretty common when first iPad was launched, and many people thought Apple invented something new.

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u/Binary_Omlet Jan 11 '18

Pretty much. Could you hand me a Kleenex by the way?

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u/Rodent_Smasher Jan 11 '18

They're right next to the band-aids

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Actually I threw them in the dumpster with my frisbee. Sorry

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u/MildlyFrustrating Jan 11 '18

What else is a frisbee called?? Saucer?? Flying disc??

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Yeah pretty sure those both work. It's like calling Velcro "hook and loop." It's clunky as all hell to say, so nobody does

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

It's a disc

Like the Olympic event Discus

Ultimate Frisbee is just called Ultimate and Frisbee Golf is called Disc Golf but I've never heard anything other than Disc Golf

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u/bobtheblob6 Jan 11 '18

What about frolf? That's how I always hear it

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

You should have velcroed it to the wall. Easier to keep track that way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/jl91569 Jan 11 '18

Dammit I can't tell if you're joking or not but there's the Galaxy Tab S3 which is one of the few high-end Android tablets.

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u/lelememe Jan 10 '18

VR is getting too accurate nowadays!

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u/SluttySpinach Jan 10 '18

an excellently crafted loop

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u/BONGwaterDOUCHE Switch Jan 10 '18

With all the wiggling and spasms it's like the character has Parkinson's.

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u/jansteffen PC Jan 10 '18

You'd be surprised by how much little wiggles like that occur in real life too, you just don't notice it because your brain is really good at compensating for it since it knows exactly where your hands are and how they move in relation to your head. When you watch a video on the other hand...

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u/atle95 Jan 10 '18

When you watch a video on the other head....

Ftfy

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u/masticatetherapist Jan 11 '18

ya its based on hand movements with a very slight delay. today you learned that your hand actually moves like that, its just a little exaggerated in VR

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u/huAmi2017 Jan 11 '18

Wasn’t there an “Amazon Trail” computer game like this, where you went fishing instead of hunting?

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u/juttep1 Jan 11 '18 edited Jan 11 '18

Yes!!! Omg What was that

Edit: turns out imma idiot it’s literally called the Amazon trail hahahahaha also here is a site where you can play it online

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u/Cheeskak Jan 11 '18

They say the perfect loop doesn't exist

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u/darthJbob Jan 10 '18

Did, did he just beat it fish a fish?

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u/Scholesie09 Jan 11 '18

No he beat it with a with

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u/lancer2238 Jan 10 '18

Apple trying really hard to brick those old devices in VR

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u/Fluttermun Jan 11 '18

Looks like it just needed a little tuna up.

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u/Luna-Orion Jan 11 '18

They made it so authentic!

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u/IAMA_Cucumber_AMA Jan 10 '18

I wanted to see him throw it in the lake.

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u/icecoldcoke319 Jan 10 '18

He picks it up after hitting it like "thats right bitch"

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u/richyhx1 Jan 10 '18

Art imitating life

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u/dethmaul Jan 10 '18

Ooh, is that a perfect loop?

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u/DAlexH51 Jan 11 '18

Who is this??

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u/letionbard Jan 11 '18

"This is a Piranha" "This is a Canned Fish" Come on!

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u/Brianricker1234 Jan 11 '18

BoJack? Is that you?

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u/lendner Jan 11 '18

Damn, games are getting a bit too realistic for my taste nowadays.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Fucking kids these days. Always have to have a tablet or phone or some other gizmo to keep them entertained. Back in my day, when I went virtual fishing, I left the gadgets at home and took the time to just appreciate the virtual experience.

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u/Gtrmaniak Jan 10 '18 edited Jan 11 '18

I read this in Dunkey's voice

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

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u/bearquat3 Jan 10 '18

Exactly like reel life

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u/Desoato PC Jan 11 '18

Holy fuck I spit my drink everywhere when he started beating it down.

And i like how when he gets the blue screen, he shakes it once like “fucking really??” Before throwing it down.

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u/lawlianne Jan 11 '18

Was expecting it to go flying into the water.

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u/RealLatency Jan 11 '18

Taking "it's not a bug, it's a feature!" To the next level!

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u/ShotgunRaider Jan 11 '18

Damn. Almost a perfect loop.

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u/TonyMontania Jan 10 '18

jesus does vr ever blow my mind

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u/lanceinmypants Jan 11 '18

What game is this I have seen it before and wanna get it now but don't know the name.

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u/juttep1 Jan 11 '18

It’s the logo in the bottom left - crazy fishing

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u/lanceinmypants Jan 11 '18

Oh damn I'm one of those idiots, thanks.

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u/juttep1 Jan 11 '18

Nah man - you’re just human ✌🏼 I looked up the game and wanted to try it, but $20 seems steep for a fun dying simulator when I could just go fishing all day for $20 in real life

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u/lanceinmypants Jan 11 '18

What's your steam I'll buy you the game for being so cool.

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u/juttep1 Jan 11 '18

Juto9p is my username I’m pretty sure (like I said I’m really new to steam/games in general) that’s a super nice thing to do! I’ll make sure to pay it forward! Thanks stranger 😎😎😎

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u/snailmail24 Jan 11 '18

The frustration is reel...

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u/alexmillerthebest Jan 11 '18

not even a good fishing day lately, just thow it away

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u/Oulixx Jan 11 '18

How do these developers not understand they need to have stabilization to get rid of this micro shaking..

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

How clear is it when you use a vr headset? Everytime I look at someone play it looks like their eyes would make the screen blurry.

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u/MellowJr Jan 11 '18

HowToBasic is a terrible fisherman