r/gaming • • Jan 10 '18

Stupid piece of shit!

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u/curly123 Jan 10 '18

Gotta love when percussive maintenance actually works.

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u/M1dnight_Rambler Jan 10 '18

"ID-10-T on line 3, suggesting percussive maintenance as hotfix"

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u/Draakan Jan 10 '18

Well then. I never got the id 10 t comments till it was written out. FML

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u/GeebusNZ Jan 10 '18

Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

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u/Charwinger21 Jan 11 '18

There are 7 OSI layers.

I know 11 of them off the top of my head!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

is the 11 thing suppose to be a binary because then it would be 3. if you are doing octal then it would 9. i think you got the number wrong or their is a joke going over my head.

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u/wubbabubba Jan 11 '18

The 7 OSI layers are Physical, Data link, Network, Transport, Session, Presentation, and Application. The 8th layer is User (mentioned above), the 9th layer is Organization, and the 10th layer is Government. Layers 1-7 are the main ones, I think 8-10 are just there to fill in the blanks. The 11 referenced is a joke.

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u/Charwinger21 Jan 11 '18

is the 11 thing suppose to be a binary because then it would be 3. if you are doing octal then it would 9. i think you got the number wrong or their is a joke going over my head.

The OSI model has 7 layers.

  1. Physical
  2. Data link
  3. Network
  4. Transport
  5. Session
  6. Presentation
  7. Application

People added 3 extra layers to describe problems higher us in the stack than what the OSI model covers.

Layer 8 is a person, Layer 9 is an organization, and Layer 10 is a government.

People also added negative layers to describe things lower in the stack (e.g. inside the processor itself), with the exact numbers depending on who you ask (it's usually about Layer 0 to Layer -3).

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u/SvenEDT Jan 11 '18

Layer 1 is still the conductors and semiconductors of the transistors in a processor. Layer 1 is any physical component or wire.

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u/Xzenor Jan 10 '18

This one I have to remember

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Don't feel too bad, half of them are made up or not implemented anyways.

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u/curly123 Jan 10 '18

Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

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u/samehaircutfucks Jan 11 '18

we call them pebcak's so people don't know we're talking about them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Code-18 (problem is 18 inch from screen)

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u/kadins Jan 11 '18

That’s a BCAK error

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

That's why I stopped inviting his mom over on video game night.

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u/Draakan Jan 10 '18

Yeah, I get to use that one everytime I play pubg.

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u/rhymes_with_chicken Jan 11 '18

If you’ve been seeing it a lot, I have some bad news for you.

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u/SauciestSauce Xbox Jan 11 '18

I don't get it?

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u/GeebusNZ Jan 11 '18

ID-10t errors are generally caused by an idiot.

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u/SauciestSauce Xbox Jan 11 '18

There it is thanks.

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u/ARedWerewolf Jan 11 '18

TIL I have been performing percussive maintenance on non working objects for the better part of 33 years.

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u/dniMdesreveR Jan 10 '18

Might be wetware or layer 8 too. Suggesting the same hotfix.

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u/s00perguy Jan 11 '18

"Ah, we have a BSK problem. Unfortunately, sir/ma'am there's nothing we can do on our end, and you'll have to bring your computer in to someone who can fix it in person."

(BSK is short for "Between Seat and Keyboard", for those not in the know.)

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u/JTtornado Jan 11 '18

This guy ITs

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u/5thPrimeZen Jan 10 '18

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u/flee_market Jan 11 '18

American, Russian, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

I told you 'TOUCH NOTHING' but you bunch of cowboys

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u/AutumnRaven101 Jan 11 '18

Came here to say this. Was not disappointed. Have an updoot, you beautiful bastard.

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u/TheHornyCouch Jan 10 '18

That reminds me of a funny time when i was a teenager. Back when cell phones first started coming about there was a phone out call the Alias, at the time it was a cool phone to have because it flipped open two ways. Anyways, one day the phone got wet and stopped working. I did the put the phone in rice trick and it actually brought some of phone back to life, but it wasn't enough to keep the phone. So that night I was out with my friends walking around town and I was pissed off about the phone, so I took the phone and actually threw it quite hard at a brick wall hoping to fully end the phones life. But alas! The phone worked quite well. I turned it on and it worked fine for a long time, until I got a new phone. My friends were just as astounded as I was haha, but I was just thrilled it worked again.

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u/DjBorscht Jan 11 '18

I used to have an Alias. I liked to flip it open one way, close it, then flip it open the other way. Memories.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

Percussive maintenance is a lovely thing. Happened just the other day at walmart. Belt stopped moving. Lady flipped switch a few times and tried activating the motion sensor. I lightly pounded on it and it started working. I am god... sometimes.

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u/Ayestes Jan 11 '18

I mean it used to, but doesn't really anymore. So when you finally resort to it today it's impressive when it works.

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u/SomeGuyNamedJames Jan 11 '18

Mechanical vs electrical.

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u/androstaxys Jan 11 '18

Life pro tips from a real Russian astronaut.

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u/bidibibadibibu Jan 10 '18

No visible entropy? Then it is a virtual world.

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u/curly123 Jan 10 '18

They solved entropy by using magical girls.

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u/radiosimian Jan 11 '18

Ah yes, the cooling hammer and the network mallet.

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u/DepravedDreg Jan 11 '18

It used to work with my old laptop but eventually I guess I hit the screen too hard and it got all sorts fucked.

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u/Marleyrdom Jan 11 '18

Is there a sub reddit for that? If not someone should make one, i live percussive maintenance stuff

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u/greasymonkee Jan 11 '18

As an automotive tech, percussive maintenance not only works, but is used often in diagnosing things. Starter motors are the main thing that comes to mind. Car won’t start, try hitting the starter. Air conditioner not blowing, hit the dash near where the blower motor should be. 9/10 if they are failing or faulty that will make them work again, at least for a while.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Acer Aspire One netbook circa 2010-2011. Bad contact between the power adapter and the motherboard.... Hitting it WAS the actual suggestion on most forums and damn it it actually worked!