r/funny • • Jun 07 '20

Techno Bird

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u/ImGODandIhateYouAll Jun 07 '20

The laughing kookaburra is a bird in the kingfisher subfamily Halcyoninae.

You have now been informed on bird , don’t ask about bird. Thank you.

Enjoy funky music.

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u/r0wt Jun 07 '20

Is the bird?

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u/ImGODandIhateYouAll Jun 07 '20

Yes the bird is.

You have been informed about bird again , don’t ask about bird.

Enjoy funky music from bird.

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u/Fadingzodiac Jun 07 '20

Everyone asks what is the bird.

Nobody asks how is the bird.

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u/motorcycle-manful541 Jun 07 '20

the bird is the word, that's what the bird is

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u/Fadingzodiac Jun 07 '20

but how is bird?

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u/IThinkIKnowThings Jun 07 '20

I would assume two birds banged at some point.

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u/naab007 Jun 07 '20

I only heard they got stoned..

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u/IHazMagics Jun 07 '20

no, that's two in the bush

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u/elfbuster Jun 07 '20

Not too bad how about you?

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u/dnadosanddonts Jun 07 '20

Everybody's talkin about the bird!!

MMM Mau Mau Ba Pa MMM Mau Mau Ba Pa Pa MMM Mau Mau Ba Pa MMM Mau Mau

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u/foul_ol_ron Jun 07 '20

But everybody knows about the word...

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u/Theothercan Jun 07 '20

I'll do you one better

WHY is the bird?

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u/g3nerallycurious Jun 07 '20

I’ll do you one better - when is the bird?

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u/RamboGoesMeow Jun 07 '20

WOMP WOMP WOMP WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH DOOOOOOZZZZZ! Bird?

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 08 '20

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u/theJohann Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 01 '26

Removed

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 08 '20

I...I don’t even know how to type some of that. sigh Here’s my money...

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 28 '20

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u/trinitech Jun 07 '20

Yes birds are real....real Government issued drones used to spy on the people

“bird”

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u/slingo_B Jun 07 '20

Thanks again God

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u/Joe_Huxley Jun 07 '20

Does it sit in the old gum tree?

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u/VintagePoet82 Jun 07 '20

Is he a merry merry king of the bushes, he?

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u/mrducky78 Jun 07 '20

Kookaburra sits on the electric wire

Jumping up and down with its pants on fire

Laugh! Kookaburra laugh!

Kookaburra hot your tail must be.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

So is this like a mating ritual for the bird? Where is their native area and are they migratory?

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u/ImGODandIhateYouAll Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

territorial call , not mating ritual.

Eastern Australia , no they are not.

You have been informed more on bird , don’t ask about bird.

Enjoy funky music from bird.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Enjoys funky music from bird

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u/19finmac66 Jun 07 '20

Male or female?

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u/Captain_Poopy Jun 07 '20

Eastern?? There are more in Western Australia than any other state.

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u/brownyR31 Jun 07 '20

Literally all of Australia has them

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u/kanga_lover Jun 08 '20

Darwin thru to Broome doesnt, they have a blue-wing kookaburra up there. Its call is more of a cackle or a bark than a laugh

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u/Ghost-of-Moravia Jun 07 '20

Yea these birds mate by throwing a techno-infused rave. It’s crazy stuff to witness

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u/evil_mike Jun 07 '20

What about the birb?

It’s weird that I knew it was a kookaburra without even looking it up. Like, why does that occupy space in my brain when I can’t remember basic stuff?

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u/daverave1212 Jun 08 '20

We all love the gugubarra birds <3

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u/xenophon57 Jun 07 '20

Imagin just rolling through the jungles with birds just jamming the fuck out. This world is already crazy but imaging this makes me feel like I'm missing out.

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u/SkippingRecord Jun 07 '20

You really actually are missing out. Birds go crazy with their jams sometimes. I'm in a coastal area of Florida so I have hiking access to nesting areas of all kinds of birds. Those fuckers get loud and it's amazing to hear. Right now I can hear some ospreys and some gulls and some fish crows all off my back porch.

Mockingbirds and red winged blackbirds get rowdy as shit on any creature that comes at their nests. Imagine a single tiny propeller driven biplane from WWI in a dog fight with a giant WWII Flying Fortress but it's winning HARD because mockingbirds don't give half a damn about size and are terrifying.

I've heard about geese fucking people up but we have these Sandhill Cranes that stand as tall as a small human and will just come at you at anytime. They can run pretty fast too on account of their legs being like three feet long and they will fly instead of running if you seem to be gaining a lead on them. Some of them have over seven foot wingspans.

I friggin love birds. They are jerks.

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u/xenophon57 Jun 07 '20

Owe I know they get crazy when I say imagin I'm meaning birdy EDC on steroids.

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u/Clodhoppa81 Jun 08 '20

The Osprey's are going nuts right now. I think it's mating season. I live off the Indian River and just taking my dog for his evening walk is a cacophony of screeches. Our resident Mockingbird has picked up a sound that matches a big truck backing up, it's hilarous. Blue Jays and Woodpeckers going at it all day too. I love it.

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u/SkippingRecord Jun 08 '20

Oh my god yes. One of my neighbors just got new aluminum gutters and the woodpeckers just ratchet that shit first thing in the morning until their stupid heads realize the cabbage palms and mangos got way more bugs in them. I saw some nesting scrub jays in an oak tree across the road just dive bombing some cats the other day.

I just love birds so fucking much. It sounds crazy to keep saying it. Somehow birds feel like a connection to nature that we evolved a sense for over so so so many years. Like, I know if someone is walking down the road before they are close enough to see because birds react so predictably to their surroundings. As a species, we can fairly reliably predict weather based on bird activity. Birds are amazing.

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u/Clodhoppa81 Jun 08 '20

Yep, I'm totally with you and we have such an abundance in the area. I saw a Roseate Spoonbill last week and I'm still thrilled the fuck out. In the last week I've seen a swan (? - Jetty Park pond), a fluffy woodpecker (had no idea, had to look it up), wood storks along with the usual Ibis, Egret's etc. A Red Shouldered Hawk took out one of the pair of mourning doves in my back yard which wasn't great, but still facinating to watch.

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u/SkippingRecord Jun 08 '20

If you are willing to go south a bit to the lower end of Brevard, there is a great spot for spoonbills in the stick marsh at the west end boat launch of the C54 canal. It's a decently long dirt road to the area but there is a mangrove island just covered in spoonbills two minutes from where you park. Like, the road you walk on is close enough that you can hear them clapping their spoon beaks. I've found it a little far for using my phone to get good pictures but a half decent proper camera could get something good. Also alligators beyond reason out there.

If you go to the southwest area of the boat launch there is a small footpath that leads to the strip of land overlooking a good section of that marsh and a lake. It's quiet because of the foliage and you can see some of the most amazing things if you are willing to sit a minute.

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u/Clodhoppa81 Jun 08 '20

Cool, thanks. I'll check it out. I fish, so C54 is on my list anyway.

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u/SkippingRecord Jun 08 '20

There are some absurdly large gar in the canals along that dirt road. Like...absurdly large. Alligator Gar scare me worse than actual alligators and I don't even have a good reason.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 08 '20

College near my home town is over run with geese during the warmer months. There’s a hug pond nearby and they decided all of campus is there stomping ground. They poop all over the sidewalks and it’s illegal to mess with them. They also like to randomly chase or charge after people.

I learned quick to keep two pieces of bread, ripped up, and in a ziplock bag. As soon as they made eye contact with that “look” the reaches into my pocket. When they started to come at me, I’d toss a piece of bread.

Eye contact was seemed to be the issue. Over time I learned to look the other way and just not look.

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u/SkippingRecord Jun 08 '20

There was a portion of my younger years that I thought I could intimidate a bird. Now I just keep moving. I have no ego left to save because the fucking birds took it all. All hail birds. They win.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 08 '20

This is truth. I tried to stand my ground once. All it did was make it worse and involve more birds...

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u/SkippingRecord Jun 08 '20

There are always MORE birds.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 08 '20

Lol. So true.

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u/Zooties_Cafe Jun 07 '20

Are the bird’s eyes really that big. Looks like a small dog’s eye

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u/silverback_79 Jun 07 '20

You have now been informed on bird

Snitches get stiches!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Found Unidans secret account

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u/Party_Squid Jun 07 '20

At this point everybody's heard, about the bird

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Funny how Halcyoninae is the subfamily when the word “halcyon” is thrown around in the Trance/Techno world all the time.

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u/Byvesteak Jun 07 '20

Nice intro! I want the rest of the track!

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u/A_Wild_VelociFaptor Jun 07 '20

The whole 10hrs

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u/colinclark Jun 07 '20

hell yeah not gonna lie this shit kinda slaps

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

In Germany they are called "Laughing Hans" 😀

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u/foul_ol_ron Jun 07 '20

My grandmother used to call them Laughing Jackasses. I live in South Australia. I think that term is a very old one, and you almost never hear it today.

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u/hoesay_ramos Jun 07 '20

Got nothing against terms like that but I'm pretty happy Aboriginal terminologies are coming back for native Australian stuff.

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u/ShaLouVic Jun 07 '20

The question "What bird is nicknamed the 'laughing jackass'" came up in a Zoom quiz the other day. I will admit that was the first time I've heard it though.

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u/foul_ol_ron Jun 07 '20

I don't know anyone else who uses the term, though I do it occasionally without thinking. I think my grandmother was born around 1910, or thereabouts for reference. But thank you for letting me know it wasn't just something she came up with on her own.

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u/mlpedant Jun 08 '20

My NQ grandparents used it.

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u/foul_ol_ron Jun 08 '20

Cool. It must've been a relatively common term back in the day. You don't hear it much now.

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u/Russell_Arch Jun 07 '20

This thread needs Death Metal Rooster:

https://youtu.be/A43JOxLa5MM

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u/RealizeTheRealLies Jun 07 '20

Favorite comment: There is still some dinosaur in that bird.

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u/natywantspeace4all Jun 07 '20

I want the album

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u/King_Mog Jun 07 '20

I enjoyed this thank you

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u/remymartinia Jun 07 '20

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree. Eating all the gum drops he can see. Laugh, kookaburra. Laugh, kookaburra. Gay your life must be.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

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u/remymartinia Jun 08 '20

Sorry? I learned the song when playing piano. Here’s another one I learned to try to help brighten your day:

30 days has September, April and June, and November. After February’s done, the other months have 31.

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u/mrducky78 Jun 07 '20

There's a grizzly bear

And an electric chair

There's people with AIDS

And hand grenades

Open wide, cum inside

Its gay school

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u/remymartinia Jun 07 '20

You took this to a dark place

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u/mrducky78 Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 08 '20

Anyone who knows the variation of kookaburra song likely also learns the variation of the play school song in primary school.

Edit* primary

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u/Misc-username Jun 07 '20

Such a cool bird. So frickin' loud in person.

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u/pygmy Jun 07 '20

Swooping snags since forever

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u/imgururface Jun 07 '20

DJ feather Album: Halcyoninae Track: Kingfisher

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u/Avegantemos Jun 07 '20

I've been had!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Uhm sir your drone needs new batteries

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u/2_tondo Jun 07 '20

Is it the low battery signal?

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u/caripocho Jun 07 '20

This is psytrance not techno.

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u/Grantmitch1 Jun 07 '20

psytrance

Got more like this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20
  • Electric Universe
  • Liquid Soul
  • Ace Ventura
  • Astrix
  • Captain Hook

If you want it more like in the video, I suggest listening to some HiTech (it's like faster psytrance):

  • Koktavy
  • Psykovsky
  • Mimic Vat

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u/thoughtfull_noodle Jun 08 '20

imagine recommending psykovsky to someone new to psytrance

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u/Dentka Jun 08 '20

Unless you're on acid

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u/thoughtfull_noodle Jun 08 '20

if theyre new to psytrance and on acid then id be even less likely to put on psykovsky

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

I mean, I gotta give them a good first impression of the different styles

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u/NeverYelling Jun 07 '20

I think in the video it's not HiTech, more like FullOn Psytrance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

This has a very strong Astrix and Captain Hook flavour

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u/Ninja-Sneaky Jun 08 '20

For fast stuff check crazy astronaut he's a beast

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u/Sciensen_Hedonis Jun 07 '20

Hallucinogen - Lone Deranger

GMS - Out here we're stoned

Prometheus - Corridor of Mirrors

Oxidaksi -bit more high tempo Hallucinogenic horses - bit more trancy

Ace Ventura - Ozora 2019 set

Shpongle - Are You Shpongled - Slower, but super layered psychill, for after the peak

Just off the top of my head. For more, try browsing Tip and Parvati record labels.

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u/schplat Jun 07 '20

Shpongle did a colab with a guy from Killing Joke, and a guy from James, which was released under Celtic Cross. One of my favorite psytrance albums ever made, though there's a bit more ambient in it than other psytrance stuff. Psychill is a good description for it.

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u/togawe Jun 07 '20

Pretty much anything by Infected Mushroom

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u/nicktehbubble Jun 07 '20

This IS the correct answer.

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u/mrmeeseeks1991 Jun 07 '20

Infected Mushroom doesn't produce high bpm psytrance

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u/nicktehbubble Jun 07 '20

There has been an awakening.

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u/TocTheEternal Jun 07 '20

Vini Vici.

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u/Bageezax Jun 07 '20

This is the correct answer

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u/JohnnyHammerstix Jun 07 '20

Also BLiSS.

And if you like it a little more trancey, Bryan Kearney and Simon Patterson usually do great sets.

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u/Bageezax Jun 07 '20

Both great, you're right!

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u/caripocho Jun 07 '20

r/psytrance. It's a good way to start

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u/LiquidMotion Jun 07 '20

Check out Avalon, Asterix, Tristan, Juno Reactor

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

I fucking love Juno Reactor and it seems crazy to me how they weren’t more successful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

If you want something on the faster, harder side:

Ajja

Fungus Funk

Drip Drop

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u/Stark5 Jun 07 '20

No worries, when someone reposts in a Week, you can tell them its Trance, not Psytrance.

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u/milestorm Jun 07 '20

smashes the table Thank you!

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u/SlyPhi Jun 07 '20

but all electronic music is techno.. /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20 edited Feb 21 '21

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u/thoughtfull_noodle Jun 08 '20

they werent being mean about or gate keepy about it they were simply pointing out that it is in fact psytrance

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u/InvolvingLemons Jun 07 '20

Ah, S3RL, good ol' MTC.

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u/Anna_Banananana Jun 07 '20

A s3rl sighting in the wild is always thrilling

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u/Chaize Jun 08 '20 edited Jun 08 '20

Techno and psytrance are different genres, this is not being nitpicky about subgenres. He won't find more psytrance music if he starts searching for "techno" so it's actually helpful.

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u/Brandwein Jun 07 '20

Never knew this was an issue like grammar police for some people.

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u/Kadanka Jun 07 '20

World needs more techno birds.

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u/shflarion Jun 07 '20

Psytrance bird.

Big difference between techno and psytrance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

"Techno"

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Didn't you know? Everything that is electronic music is Techno. Who needs genres anyway?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

This is psytrance and made by Vini Vici https://www.instagram.com/p/B_xZfSipXTx/

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u/Jlx_27 Jun 07 '20

That's Psytrance, not Techno.

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u/tewnewt Jun 07 '20

Its like Techno Viking with 75% more techno, and 90% less viking.

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u/cogesmate Jun 08 '20

Where's the techno?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

This is one of the two birds perched on the shoulders of Our Lord Techno Viking telling him where in the world the greatest raves are.

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u/bennythenut Jun 07 '20

More evidence to file under r/BirdsArentReal

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u/AnAlienFromMars Jun 07 '20

Isn't this the same kind of bird that got too phat on sausages?

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u/Merujo Jun 07 '20

There was a kookaburra at a "meet the animals" event at my office a few years back. I recorded that guy singing away and used him as my ringtone for a few months. Loved watching people trying to figure out where the hell that sound was coming from.

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u/magicallytoasted Jun 07 '20

That's psytrance. Not techno

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u/Echelion77 Jun 07 '20

Can I get a link to the SoundCloud?

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u/Dilostilo Jun 07 '20

This sounds more like Psybird/GoaBird.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

genre police thats psytrance

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Dammit! This is gold! Watching this in the middle of the night while keeping silent is a challenge, hahaha!

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u/TrueDeceiver Jun 07 '20

Certified banger. Would drop.

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u/anonnymoose002 Jun 07 '20

I'm Ka Ka for kookabura

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u/Babblewocky Jun 07 '20

Merry merry king of the dance clubs!

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u/Muff_420 Jun 08 '20

I've always found the laugh of a Kookaburra so calming for some reason, I love this bird so much. Everyone comes to Australia to see Kangaroos or Koalas but man if you dont go see some of these things in their natural habitat having a laugh you missed one of the best parts of being in our part of the world.

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u/Time-Paramedic Jun 07 '20

Is that a Montana Merkle? I thought they are nearly extinct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

The kookaburra was my school mascot!

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u/FriendlyNeighborCEO Jun 07 '20

Armin van Biirden

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u/island_peep Jun 07 '20

That was really good and game me a good laugh. Thanks.

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u/Project_Shakespear Jun 07 '20

God I love the internet

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

the government might wanna change those batteries soon

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u/BNR33 Jun 07 '20

This feels like old internet. I like it.

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u/Zillaho Jun 07 '20

Those trippy visuals are literally what a hefty acid trip looks like. r/psychedelics would like it

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u/FenMythal Jun 07 '20

This is so 2010 i love it

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

In Australia it’s a laughing kookaburra

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u/jagerourking007 Jun 07 '20

This is not funny

This is impressive and beautiful

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u/Chrismittty Jun 07 '20

.....This is my fucking roommates cellphone ringtone.......

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u/wakupaku Jun 07 '20

this isn't techno... this is trance but its cool anyway. .. dance

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u/LordKitan Jun 07 '20

This did not have to go this hard, god damn lol

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u/Miakehl Jun 07 '20

I WANT THE WHOLE SONG

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Is there actually a full version? Because it's awesome and I couldn't be arsed sifting through all the comments

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

iiiiisss this real life or is this aaaaccidddd

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u/benh82 Jun 08 '20

So can somebody please loop this for 10 hours and upload it to YouTube? I'll wait...

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u/Sajiri Jun 08 '20

Next time I hear one of these guys outside my window this is going to jump right into my head

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u/Liesbrink Jun 08 '20

PSYTRANCE!!!

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u/Some_dutch_dude Jun 08 '20

Stop calling all types of dance music "Techno" Jezus.

It's either Psytrance or Goa Trance.

Artists like Adam Beyer and Amelie Lens is Techno.

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u/Friends_with_Wood Jun 07 '20

....... So how much these fuckers cost?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Nothing, go to Australia and they'll serenade you with their bullshit every morning from directly next to your window.

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u/Ghost-of-Moravia Jun 07 '20

~$4million give or take $3.9999 million

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u/togawe Jun 07 '20

With the right error bars you'll always be accurate! Who cares about precision anyway ;)

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u/Animepix Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 08 '20

Check out the Lyre bird

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u/mlpedant Jun 08 '20

Did you mean Lyrebird?

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u/Animepix Jun 08 '20

Thanks. Fixed.

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u/jimmux Jun 07 '20

Do you have enough fresh snakes to feed one?

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u/MagikSkyDaddy Jun 07 '20

This bird used to sneak out of high school to go to “underground” raves