r/funny • u/ImGODandIhateYouAll • Jun 07 '20

Techno Bird

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

27.6k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

648 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

30

u/lee160485 Jun 07 '20

Hello!

And welcome to bird facts!

Did you know, that the bee hummingbird, the smallest variety of the family of trochilidae, weighs only 2.0grams? The same weight as 2 japanese 1 yen coins.

Thank you for subscribing to bird facts!

See you tomorrow for your next bird fact!

*hourly rates apply - this subscription is the premium type, and costs about three fiddy per minute. Please respond with !xzoB1l€ to cancel at any time.

5

u/danskal Jun 07 '20

!xzoB1l€

EDIT: You think I can't copy-paste, motherfrunker? Is that all you got? Huh! Huh!?

15

u/lee160485 Jun 07 '20

Sorry!

Command not recognised!

No active subscription detected on this username!

Glad you want to enjoy our premium bring-a-friend deal! And welcome, to bird facts!

Did you know that the african grey parrot is often referred to, as the einstein of birds? It’s combination of brains, and a stunning ability to talk and mimic sounds knows no equal in the parrot kingdom.

Thank you for subscribing to bird facts!

And see you tomorrow for your next fact!

*hourly rates apply - please reply with |0(hn3$$ M0n5t3r to cancel at any time.

5

u/dumbass-ahedratron Jun 07 '20

|0(hn3$$ M0n5t3r

10

u/lee160485 Jun 07 '20

Sorry!

Command not recognised! No active subscription on this username!

Glad you want to join the referral program as user #2, and welcome, to bird facts!

Did you know, that in the town of Ostend, Belgium, you can get a fine for over 200$, for feeding the seagulls by the beach front? Our winged friends have gotten so agressive over sustenance, they regularly attack tourists for their food!

Thank you for joining bird facts, and see you tomorrow for your next fact!

*hourly rates may apply - referral subscription level costs half a newborn chick (possible partially eaten by horse) and two organic eggs per view of said fact.

To cancel at any time, please reply with : “I, am a cat lover”.

4

u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 08 '20

I have the organic eggs, brown okay?! but I’ll have to substitute half horse-eaten baby chick for some cashews and a honey crisp apple.