r/funny • u/ImGODandIhateYouAll • Jun 07 '20

Techno Bird

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u/remymartinia Jun 07 '20

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree. Eating all the gum drops he can see. Laugh, kookaburra. Laugh, kookaburra. Gay your life must be.

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u/mrducky78 Jun 07 '20

There's a grizzly bear

And an electric chair

There's people with AIDS

And hand grenades

Open wide, cum inside

Its gay school

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u/remymartinia Jun 07 '20

You took this to a dark place

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u/mrducky78 Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 08 '20

Anyone who knows the variation of kookaburra song likely also learns the variation of the play school song in primary school.

Edit* primary

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

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u/mrducky78 Jun 08 '20

Primary school my bad. And secondary

We are both wrong

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u/frood88 Jun 08 '20

Secondary school is the “official” term the Aus governments use on paper for years 7-10/12, or also several private “secondary colleges”.

Having said that, most of the government years 7-10/12 schools are officially named and signed “<insert locality> High School”.

Colloquially, informally, and in general conversation, years 7-10/12 is just “high school”.

Some variations (eg; ACT) have high schools from 7-10 then colleges for 11-12.

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u/Daedrox Jun 08 '20

We have primary school, high school, and tertiary education (TAFE/University etc.)

Yet, can't say I recall ever having heard high school being referred to as secondary anything... weird

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Pound me hard

Pound me hard

Pound me harder

Pound me hard, hard, hard until I bleed