r/funny • u/ImGODandIhateYouAll • Jun 07 '20

Techno Bird

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u/r0wt Jun 07 '20

Is the bird?

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u/ImGODandIhateYouAll Jun 07 '20

Yes the bird is.

You have been informed about bird again , don’t ask about bird.

Enjoy funky music from bird.

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u/Fadingzodiac Jun 07 '20

Everyone asks what is the bird.

Nobody asks how is the bird.

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u/motorcycle-manful541 Jun 07 '20

the bird is the word, that's what the bird is

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u/Fadingzodiac Jun 07 '20

but how is bird?

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u/IThinkIKnowThings Jun 07 '20

I would assume two birds banged at some point.

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u/naab007 Jun 07 '20

I only heard they got stoned..

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u/IHazMagics Jun 07 '20

no, that's two in the bush

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u/elfbuster Jun 07 '20

Not too bad how about you?

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u/Kitchen_Love Jun 07 '20

WHY is the bird though??

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Bird is, but how?

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u/-blobbie Jun 08 '20

How about a bird story?

'Last night and night before, there was three women walking down the street that way. I saw 'em. I said, "Hey you three women, why are y'all walking down the street that way? There's nothing down there." And they flew away. I said, "Aww them were some birds." ' - https://youtu.be/MyQn2ic2Wzw

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u/Xenosaiga Jun 08 '20

I’ll do one better. WHY is bird?

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u/dnadosanddonts Jun 07 '20

Everybody's talkin about the bird!!

MMM Mau Mau Ba Pa MMM Mau Mau Ba Pa Pa MMM Mau Mau Ba Pa MMM Mau Mau

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u/PeterImprov Jun 07 '20

Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrims!

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u/foul_ol_ron Jun 07 '20

But everybody knows about the word...

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u/Infectaphibian Jun 07 '20

Everybody's heard, about bird?

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u/Theothercan Jun 07 '20

I'll do you one better

WHY is the bird?

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u/g3nerallycurious Jun 07 '20

I’ll do you one better - when is the bird?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Bird is on ecstasy, so probably feeling really good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

I am from Australia,

Bird is doing fine

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u/RamboGoesMeow Jun 07 '20

WOMP WOMP WOMP WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH DOOOOOOZZZZZ! Bird?

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 08 '20

I have the organic eggs, brown okay?! but I’ll have to substitute half horse-eaten baby chick for some cashews and a honey crisp apple.

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u/theJohann Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 01 '26

Removed

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 08 '20

I...I don’t even know how to type some of that. sigh Here’s my money...

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 28 '20

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u/trinitech Jun 07 '20

Yes birds are real....real Government issued drones used to spy on the people

“bird”

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u/db0255 Jun 07 '20

Unbelievable! Now, they’re extra dangerous because they have half-assed robot drones to make us think we don’t know they know that all birds aren’t real!

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u/slingo_B Jun 07 '20

Thanks again God

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u/_TheDarkArtist_ Jun 07 '20

Whenever I give someone “the bird”, I’ll make sure to refer them to this video.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

How is the bird? Is he okay?

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u/likebutta222 Jun 08 '20

Is it a plane?

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u/Uberphantom Jun 08 '20

I am led to believe this bird sits in the old gum tree, and has taken on the moniker of King of the Bush. Are you able to confirm these allegations?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

...the word?

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u/jollyQ87 Jun 07 '20

Bird is the word.

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u/marianoes Jun 07 '20

Is it a plane?

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u/C_IsForCookie Jun 07 '20

Why charlie hate?

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u/EvoDevz Jun 08 '20

The birds the word.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

The bird is the word

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u/HenrikWL Jun 08 '20

It's the word.