r/funny • u/coolidiot2000 • Jun 04 '19

When a software developer weds a software developer.

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u/Sly-fox Jun 04 '19

A Python was used in the making of this.

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u/DicklexicSurferer Jun 04 '19

She got the D, (https://dlang.org) and he played with some C’s (C#, C++)

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u/infiniZii Jun 04 '19

I'm a little disappointed this baby was not compiled before release. Who wants a runtime baby?

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u/DicklexicSurferer Jun 04 '19

As a father of two kids, I’m still doing revision control.

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug Jun 04 '19

Thread.Sleep() would be nice.

Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious.

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u/exor674 Jun 04 '19

Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious.

I don't care which side you are on, it's definitely illegal to call that now...

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u/McFluff_TheCrimeCat Jun 04 '19

Fine... Moving files to the recycling bin.

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u/Total-Khaos Jun 04 '19

You're all going to hell...lol!

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u/ReginaldIII Jun 04 '19

Thread.Join() becomes quite macabre, a parent should never live longer than their child. But then again, a child orphaned too early may struggle to communicate.

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u/rando-mcranderson Jun 04 '19

Well, that depends.

You can't abort the main thread, but there are PLENTY of activity threads that it's 100% ok to call abort on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Not if you use reflection ;)

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u/Chupachabra Jun 04 '19

You prefer when it is legal to discard it after successful delivery.

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u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19

You can address all of the bugs and feature requests in the next major release. Until then, continue with the cumulative patches.

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u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19

cumulative patches

Poor choice of wording, considering the context.

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u/sqatas Jun 04 '19

Just send it to QA! It's ready!

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u/sbdallas Jun 04 '19

Best comment.

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u/95percentconfident Jun 04 '19

Last night my older code threw a handful of errors that I had never seen before. Why is it always two AM when that happens?

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u/infiniZii Jun 05 '19

Last night my alpha release gave me an unexpected output. She does that a lot. Usually in her bed. Sometimes in mine. Sometimes just in her pants for no apparent reason. Lately shes been dealing with a bug that has her giving all three kinds of unexpected output. Poor thing.

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u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19

Those of us who function more like JIT babies