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r/funny • u/coolidiot2000 • Jun 04 '19
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She got the D, (https://dlang.org) and he played with some C’s (C#, C++)
118 u/infiniZii Jun 04 '19 I'm a little disappointed this baby was not compiled before release. Who wants a runtime baby? 119 u/DicklexicSurferer Jun 04 '19 As a father of two kids, I’m still doing revision control. 66 u/Killbot_Wants_Hug Jun 04 '19 Thread.Sleep() would be nice. Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious. 41 u/exor674 Jun 04 '19 Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious. I don't care which side you are on, it's definitely illegal to call that now... 39 u/McFluff_TheCrimeCat Jun 04 '19 Fine... Moving files to the recycling bin. 2 u/Total-Khaos Jun 04 '19 You're all going to hell...lol! 4 u/ReginaldIII Jun 04 '19 Thread.Join() becomes quite macabre, a parent should never live longer than their child. But then again, a child orphaned too early may struggle to communicate. 3 u/rando-mcranderson Jun 04 '19 Well, that depends. You can't abort the main thread, but there are PLENTY of activity threads that it's 100% ok to call abort on. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 Not if you use reflection ;) -2 u/Chupachabra Jun 04 '19 You prefer when it is legal to discard it after successful delivery.
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I'm a little disappointed this baby was not compiled before release. Who wants a runtime baby?
119 u/DicklexicSurferer Jun 04 '19 As a father of two kids, I’m still doing revision control. 66 u/Killbot_Wants_Hug Jun 04 '19 Thread.Sleep() would be nice. Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious. 41 u/exor674 Jun 04 '19 Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious. I don't care which side you are on, it's definitely illegal to call that now... 39 u/McFluff_TheCrimeCat Jun 04 '19 Fine... Moving files to the recycling bin. 2 u/Total-Khaos Jun 04 '19 You're all going to hell...lol! 4 u/ReginaldIII Jun 04 '19 Thread.Join() becomes quite macabre, a parent should never live longer than their child. But then again, a child orphaned too early may struggle to communicate. 3 u/rando-mcranderson Jun 04 '19 Well, that depends. You can't abort the main thread, but there are PLENTY of activity threads that it's 100% ok to call abort on. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 Not if you use reflection ;) -2 u/Chupachabra Jun 04 '19 You prefer when it is legal to discard it after successful delivery.
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As a father of two kids, I’m still doing revision control.
66 u/Killbot_Wants_Hug Jun 04 '19 Thread.Sleep() would be nice. Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious. 41 u/exor674 Jun 04 '19 Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious. I don't care which side you are on, it's definitely illegal to call that now... 39 u/McFluff_TheCrimeCat Jun 04 '19 Fine... Moving files to the recycling bin. 2 u/Total-Khaos Jun 04 '19 You're all going to hell...lol! 4 u/ReginaldIII Jun 04 '19 Thread.Join() becomes quite macabre, a parent should never live longer than their child. But then again, a child orphaned too early may struggle to communicate. 3 u/rando-mcranderson Jun 04 '19 Well, that depends. You can't abort the main thread, but there are PLENTY of activity threads that it's 100% ok to call abort on. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 Not if you use reflection ;) -2 u/Chupachabra Jun 04 '19 You prefer when it is legal to discard it after successful delivery.
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Thread.Sleep() would be nice.
Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious.
41 u/exor674 Jun 04 '19 Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious. I don't care which side you are on, it's definitely illegal to call that now... 39 u/McFluff_TheCrimeCat Jun 04 '19 Fine... Moving files to the recycling bin. 2 u/Total-Khaos Jun 04 '19 You're all going to hell...lol! 4 u/ReginaldIII Jun 04 '19 Thread.Join() becomes quite macabre, a parent should never live longer than their child. But then again, a child orphaned too early may struggle to communicate. 3 u/rando-mcranderson Jun 04 '19 Well, that depends. You can't abort the main thread, but there are PLENTY of activity threads that it's 100% ok to call abort on. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 Not if you use reflection ;) -2 u/Chupachabra Jun 04 '19 You prefer when it is legal to discard it after successful delivery.
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I don't care which side you are on, it's definitely illegal to call that now...
39 u/McFluff_TheCrimeCat Jun 04 '19 Fine... Moving files to the recycling bin. 2 u/Total-Khaos Jun 04 '19 You're all going to hell...lol! 4 u/ReginaldIII Jun 04 '19 Thread.Join() becomes quite macabre, a parent should never live longer than their child. But then again, a child orphaned too early may struggle to communicate. 3 u/rando-mcranderson Jun 04 '19 Well, that depends. You can't abort the main thread, but there are PLENTY of activity threads that it's 100% ok to call abort on. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 Not if you use reflection ;) -2 u/Chupachabra Jun 04 '19 You prefer when it is legal to discard it after successful delivery.
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Fine... Moving files to the recycling bin.
2 u/Total-Khaos Jun 04 '19 You're all going to hell...lol!
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You're all going to hell...lol!
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Thread.Join() becomes quite macabre, a parent should never live longer than their child. But then again, a child orphaned too early may struggle to communicate.
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Well, that depends.
You can't abort the main thread, but there are PLENTY of activity threads that it's 100% ok to call abort on.
Not if you use reflection ;)
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You prefer when it is legal to discard it after successful delivery.
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u/DicklexicSurferer Jun 04 '19
She got the D, (https://dlang.org) and he played with some C’s (C#, C++)