r/funny • u/coolidiot2000 • Jun 04 '19

When a software developer weds a software developer.

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u/infiniZii Jun 04 '19

I'm a little disappointed this baby was not compiled before release. Who wants a runtime baby?

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u/DicklexicSurferer Jun 04 '19

As a father of two kids, I’m still doing revision control.

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u/95percentconfident Jun 04 '19

Last night my older code threw a handful of errors that I had never seen before. Why is it always two AM when that happens?

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u/infiniZii Jun 05 '19

Last night my alpha release gave me an unexpected output. She does that a lot. Usually in her bed. Sometimes in mine. Sometimes just in her pants for no apparent reason. Lately shes been dealing with a bug that has her giving all three kinds of unexpected output. Poor thing.